Kill James Bond!

Alright frankly I consider this to be payback for the Casino Royale fakeout, and I think we should agree to call it even on this.   A few days ago, we reached a million downloads on Podbean. This is only really one app out of a few possible ones that listeners could use, but we decided to call this milestone and let you, the noble and loyal hogs, pick a movie, any movie, and we would review it. Af...

It's time- since day one people have been waiting in the wings for us to finally get to Casino Royale!   Accept absolutely no fucking substitutes babey!!! Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https:/...

Okay look, I know what you're thinking. Why is the James Bond podcast reviewing the sequel to the classic Jukebox musical Mamma Mia? The answer to this is largely because Alice and I are in constant competition to think of the most spurious possible link as an excuse to do an episode. Check this one out: It has got Pierce Brosnan in it. Thank you Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patr...

Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock! This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfilm containing, canonically, All the US Government's secrets (Tell me that isn't Bond. I fucking dare...

I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happeneing To decode this, and also quite frankly to hold our hands because we're still traumatised from t...

Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night. Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of itself. And in a called shot that goes back to January of this year, we are joined by the man, the...

Give me good numbers Jimmy!! It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/pos...

007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all. This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from ThoughtSlime!  Find Mildred at https://twitter.com/ThoughtSlime https://www.youtube.com/c/ThoughtSlime Find...

It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late! The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vampires, werewolves, and bear witness to an absolutely perfect 3-point Birthday Boy reversal technique. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore...

This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad? Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest Technique (Walking up to the villain in a social setting and asking him directly if he's evil), and we encounter a Guy for the ages. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.c...

It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the star-studded Robert De Niro vehicle about hired killers stealing a briefcase. Join us for Hugo Drax painting miniatures, Elliot Carver going full IRA, Alec Trevelyan with impostor syndrome, and learn the d...

It's time for a new guy Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet world, largely by making a movie about soviet guys and just begrudgingly calling them 'russian' thoughout. Also everyone but Devon gets dip shit horny for Xenia Onatopp. You can fi...

You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robert Rodriguez, It's got a star-studded cast, it's fast-paced, irreverent, and it's executive producer is Harvey Weinstein! Whats not to love? you can find...

AUDIO NOTE: Alice's mixer reset to default before this recording and we didn't notice, but her audio track exported with mine and Abi's audio mixed in. I did the best I could but there could be some wierdness with the way Abi sounds.  Welsh Bond Returns for his second and final movie, and it's barely even a Bond Movie James's best friend Felix is maimed and widowed by a "Latin American" drugs cart...

Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October.  Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never...

It's time for a New Guy. We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh? Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to play Bond, and when he finally acquiesced, they rewarded him by writing a movie that is actually extremely good, for maybe 2/3rds of the runtime. Then.... hoo boy.  Find bonus epis...

  We've heard your cries: We may well have explained our Plans in the first Q and A, but what about our lair? What about our outfits? What about our henchmen? Worry not: tonight, all will be revealed. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/posts/55889853 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need...

To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener.  In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!   Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on July 1st.   Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreo...

To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener.  In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!   Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on April 25th.   Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patr...

We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it. Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie. Let's see how they do. We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at https://www.twitter.com/inthesedes...

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Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al. This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court. Since the court ruled that...

Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such attempt. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/54761739 *SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on August...

No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it. They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India. Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it. Find bonus episodes a...

KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we discuss Cars 2. Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Car crusade? What happened to the Car Princess Diana? Why the FUCK are there AMBULANCES!???   I...