Kief and Bong

"daaammnnnn, dats a BIG BITCH!" -- says kief "wooowwww... i didnt know ur were fatphobic" -- replies bong "..." "...."

kief and bong continue this weird nonsensical journey with the creepy killer doll chuckyyyyyyy. this time he's in the military for some reason??? idk. just go with it. enjoy!

Back at it with blood, synths, and questionable memory recall, Kief and Bong sink their teeth into  Deep Red . One of them is convinced they’ve cracked the mystery, the other is distracted by the music and the color red existing  a little too aggressively . Expect stoned sleuthing, dramatic gasps, and at least one very serious whisper of “I  know  what I saw… or do I?” Gloves off, logic loose, gia...

Meet Kief and Bong, the two podcast co-hosts who thought reviewing  V/H/S/85  would be a good idea… and then got extremely high first.  Kief brings the chaotic commentary, half-remembered plot points, and the confidence of someone who  definitely  missed a key scene while grabbing snacks. Bong counters with deep existential takes, wild horror theories, and the uncanny ability to notice background...

THEY LIIIVEEE. fckn dystopian ass capitalistic hellscape is TOO REAL for us. our brains are overly fried, overcooked, overbooked. too many thoughts. we've got the brain scramblies again. broadcast incoming...

kief and bong continue exploring the ins and outs of one of the queerest horror series of all time. these ones are doozies. idk which is kief and which is bong anymore, but one likes this crap more than the other. they argue about it, i think. enjoy ?

OMMGGGGG ITS THE FINAL EPISOODDDEEEEEEE. ROUND THREE. FIGHT!

🎙 “IN A WORLD… where murder dolls stalk your childhood dreams… two dangerously high movie junkies dare to ask: ‘Is Chucky still hot… or just a has-been with a knife?’ ” 🔥 Meet Kief & Bong — one couch, one haze of questionable legality, and one mission: to survive Child’s Play 2 without getting too turned on by a homicidal toy. 💨 They’ll smoke, they’ll scream, they’ll pause the movie way too...

Alrighty, buds, babes, and beautiful beings beyond the binary — gather 'round, ‘cause we’ve got something fresh, fierce, and flaming hot for your earholes. 🔥🌈 After one heroic (read: unreasonably large) bong rip, Kief and I had a moment of divine clarity — or maybe just a coughing fit with enlightenment sprinkled in. Either way, it’s time to LEVEL UP on this trippy lil’ quest of ours. Thanks to...

This week, Kief and Bong are diving headfirst into the cult classic "Basket Case" (1982), a film so bizarre it makes your family reunions look normal. Expect a wild ride through mutant mayhem, sibling rivalry, and enough schlock to make your head spin. So tune in as Kief and Bong unravel the twisted tale of Duane and Belial Bradley, offering their unique blend of insightful commentary, campy humor...

Get ready to scream with laughter as Kief and Bong, the dynamic duo of queer horror podcasting, dissect the cinematic monstrosities that keep us up at night! Kief, the self-proclaimed "scream queen supreme," brings encyclopedic knowledge of all things spooky, from obscure slashers to avant-garde ghost stories. Bong, on the other hand, is the resident cynic, armed with a razor-sharp wit and an unca...

What's up, tokers? This week, Blaze and Chronic are diving headfirst into the ultra-violent, super-gory world of "Ichi the Killer." They're sparking up a fat one and dissecting Takashi Miike's masterpiece of mayhem, from Kakihara's crazy piercings to Ichi's… well, everything! Get ready for stoned observations, accidental profundity, and plenty of "whoa, dude" moments as they try to wrap their bake...

Kief, with their encyclopedic knowledge of obscure horror flicks, and Bong, the master of witty, real-time commentary, are the duo of the times. Tonight's feature: "Strange Darling," a new indie horror film that promised to be either a masterpiece or a complete train wreck. As the movie played, Kief provided insightful background on the director and the film's influences, while Bong kept the chat...

4/20 MF BLLAAAZZZZEEEEEEE IT. Kief and Bong, two legendary goofballs, settled in for their annual 4/20 ritual: watching "Scary Movie." Their commentary is a mix of spot-on observations and completely off-the-wall tangents. "Dude, that Ghostface mask is totally last season," Kief would say, while Bong was more concerned with whether the popcorn was ethically sourced. By the end of the movie, they w...

Meet Kief and Bong, the dynamic duo of podcasting who take "high" praise to a whole new level. These two love to get absolutely blazed before diving into their critiques, and their latest episode is all about the new horror film, Heretic , Picture them giggling uncontrollably at the jump scares, debating the film's plot twists with a haze of smoke around them, and somehow relating every spooky sce...

Kief and Bong recently watched "I Saw the TV Glow," a film that delves deep into the complexities of human emotions and the impact of media on our psyche. In their review, Kief and Bong praised the film for its intense themes and thought-provoking narrative. They discussed how the movie masterfully explores the darker aspects of media influence, showcasing the psychological turmoil and existential...

Join Kief and Bong as they explore the genre-blending masterpiece "Nope" by Jordan Peele. This sci-fi, western, horror film is packed with thrills and chills, and Kief and Bong are here to break it all down. With their keen insights and thoughtful analysis, they'll guide you through the film's unique blend of suspense and intrigue. Don't miss their in-depth review and discussion!

Meet Kief and Bong, the dynamic duo of movie reviews! Tonight, they're venturing into the surreal and wild world of David Lynch's "Wild At Heart." With Kief's quirky observations and Bong's offbeat humor, they're ready to unravel the film's eccentricities and hidden meanings. Join them as they embark on this whimsical journey through Lynch's bizarre masterpiece!

Kief and Bong discuss "CLIMAX" by Gaspar Noé. It is a wild ride! The movie's climax is intense and visually stunning, filled with a mix of emotions and chaotic dance sequences. It's a unique film experience! You might like this one if you enjoy intense and visually striking movies.

Kief and Bong venture into the world of Jason Blum's Into the Dark anthology movie series. The series includes various holiday-themed movies, including the iconic New Year and New You  revenge horror thriller where friends gather to reconnect on New Year's Eve. However, gripes and secrets they've harbored manifest in nefarious ways.

Kief and Bong dive deep into the horror classic "Black Christmas" in their latest podcast episode. They explore the film's chilling atmosphere, groundbreaking influence on the slasher genre, and the eerie performances that make it a timeless favorite among horror fans.

In this episode, Kief and Bong celebrate this murder mystery black comedy horror MASTERPIECE. Acting? Terrible. Characters? Terrible. TELL US UR GIVING US EVERYTHING BY LITERALLY GIVING US NOTHING... Loves it. Best Gen Z take on modern-day horror.

Join Kief and Bong as they venture through one of their all-time face horror movie series, Creep . Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice bring a serial killers day-to-day to reality in these iconic films. This unique journey takes a lot of twists and turns but, ultimately, leads to all wins on our beloved serial killer's (Josef/Aaron/Bill) side.

Kief and Bong dive into the eerie world of Salem's Lot, comparing the 1979 classic with its 2024 remake, examining how each adaptation brings its own twist to Stephen King's tale of vampire terror. While the original’s slow-burn suspense and haunting atmosphere still resonate, the remake’s modern updates spark debates over which version truly captures the essence of King's dark, small-town horror.

Kief and Bong venture into the magical world of witches with an extensive look into Dario Argento's 1979 thrilling classic Suspiria and Luca Guadagnino's captivating homage Suspiria (2018).