Ian Simmons
Kicking the Seat
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Episodes
Ep1254: Here We Go Again! RESIDENT EVIL (2002 / 2026) - Movie Reviews 24.09.2026
For decades, movie studios have struggled to translate Capcom's Resident Evil video games into a consistent and compelling franchise. Sadly, the quest continues. Zach Cregger, hot off of Weapons , has lent his...erm, unique horror/comedy sensibilities to this Great Value version of the T-Virus outbreak--wherein a blood-borne infection turns humans into mutants, zombies, and all manner of Stranger...
Ep1253: Accademia Giallo: Credito Extra: Celluloid Dreams and the Black Belly of the Tarantula 21.09.2026
Ian welcomes back Guido and Lucas Henkel, the father/son powerhouse behind Celluloid Dreams, to talk about their latest 4K release, The Black Belly of the Tarantula ! Continuing our insider's look at what it takes to restore half-century-old gialli and create a comprehensive package that will have genre fans drooling--the guys dig deep into the production of the Limited Edition Black Belly 4K. The...
Ep1252: Buddy (2026) - Live Movie Review 10.09.2026
This week's livestream is brought to you by the letter "D", for "Derivative"! Yes, there's another indie horror movie in theaters with audience buzz, killer marketing, and very little else to recommend it beyond some truly remarkable aesthetics. Casper Kelly's Buddy centers on a titular late-90s children's program modeled off of Barney the Dinosaur . In this case, our chuckling, anthropomorphic ho...
Ep1251: Coyote vs. Acme (2026) - Live Movie Review 03.09.2026
It doesn't get more meta than Coyote vs. Acme ! The live-action/animation hybrid was shelved by Warner Bros in 2023, before being picked up by Ketchup Entertainment and released in theaters. Fittingly, the film centers on a scrappy, small-time attorney (Will Forte) and his aggrieved client, Wile E. Coyote, taking on a mega corporation engaged in shady deeds. Now that it's out, several questions co...
Ep1250: Castle Freaks: Homicidal (1961) - Movie Review 01.09.2026
Ian and Jeff go positively psycho for William Castle's 1961 fast-follow thriller, Homicidal ! It's easy to write this movie off as a copy/paste cash-in of Alfred Hitchcock's horror classic, Psycho (troubled blonde with a bagful of cash; mysterious references to shocking family events; terrible things happening on a very prominent staircase, etc.). But Castle and screenwriter Robb White present a t...
Ep1249: The Sun Never Sets (2026) - Movie Review and Red Carpet Interview 28.08.2026
Joe Swanberg's new dramedy, The Sun Never Sets , was the closing night event of 2026's Chicago Critics Film Festival. Following the May premiere, Ian and David sat down for a spoilerific look at one of the year's best movies. Now that the film is in limited release, the guys are ecstatic to share their thoughts with you! Swanberg introduces and dissects an Alaskan love triangle in an effort to dis...
Ep1248: Mutiny and Tony (2026) - Live Movie Review 27.08.2026
Why do June and July get all the fun movie mash-ups? Nothing says "August" like a new Jason Staham movie and an early-Awards Season contender from A24. So, what do you get when you cross Mutiny with Tony ? Mutony , of course! This week, Ian and Jeff look at two very different films with identical goals: To be the best possible representation of their respective sub-genres! Mutiny is the definition...
Ep1247: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) - Live Movie Review 20.08.2026
Summer's almost over...let's go camping! This week, Ian and Jeff look at the indie-horror meta sensation, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma ! Writer director Jane Schoenbrun follows up 2024's I Saw the TV Glow with a bold, genre-bending psychosexual thriller. When a hot young director (Hannah Einbinder) is tapped to relaunch an 80s slasher franchise with the original film's "Final Girl" (Gillia...
Ep1246: Ice Cream Man (2026) - Live Movie Review 13.08.2026
Is Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man a scream--or a yawn? This week, Ian and Jeff scrape the bottom of the pint to find out if the creator of Thanksgiving , Hostel , and Cabin Fever can still get audiences' blood pumping. When a mysterious Ice Cream Man drives his truck through a sleepy little town, his frozen delights turn children into bloodthirsty monsters. Three adolescent friends (and a couple of obno...
Ep1245: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) - Live Movie Review 06.08.2026
It's a Brand New Day for Spider-Man -- and Kicking the Seat! In a world where everyone has forgotten that Peter Parker is Spider-Man (and in which Peter Parker doesn't technically exist), the wall-crawling web-slinger finds himself immune to a sinister new force that can take control of people's minds! Throw in a series of inconvenient body changes, a Hulk, a Punisher, and unrequited love--and you...
Ep1244: Accademia Giallo: Death Walks at Midnight (1972) - Live Movie Review 26.07.2026
There's a reason 1972 is considered giallo's golden year: When a movie called Death Walks at Midnight has a synopsis like this... "During a drug-fuelled photoshoot, a model witnesses a brutal murder in the apartment opposite hers, and is forced to become an amateur sleuth to unravel the mystery..."* ...it's inevitable that good times are on the way! Join Ian and Steve as we pair black gloves with...
Ep1243: The Odyssey (2026) - Live Movie Review 23.07.2026
Kicking the Seat navigates the choppy waters of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey ! The writer/director's latest destroyed box office records on its opening weekend, and is selling out round-the-clock 70MM IMAX screenings nationwide. Hailed as the cinematic event of 2026, this modern take on Odysseus' (Matt Damon) post-Trojan War tribulations is the rare film that unites critics and audiences in cel...
Ep1242: Citizen Vigilante (2026) - Movie Review 20.07.2026
Ian and Jeff take to the streets in search of cinematic justice! Their first target: Uwe Boll's controversial, anti-immigration polemic, Citizen Vigilante ! Armie Hammer stars as Sanders, a former American soldier living in Europe who manages his deceased father's real estate empire. When he's not on the clock, Sanders stalks various neighborhoods, taking out criminals and recording anti-immigrant...
Ep1241: Evil Dead Burn (2026) - Live Movie Review 15.07.2026
Earth's Mightiest Critics have put out an APB for Bruce Campbell! While we wait, let's talk Evil Dead Burn ! Sébastien Vanicek's follow up to Lee Cronin's re-imagining of Sam Raimi's 1981 landmark indie horror flick is perhaps the purest manifestation of the series' premise: demented spirits from Hell possess and destroy the living for sheer grisly enjoyment. The question is: what does that mean f...
Ep1240: Minions (2026) - Live Roundtable Review 09.07.2026
Earth's Mightiest Critics have caught Minion fever! Illumination's nonsense-talking, squishy, yellow henchmen creatures aren't for everyone, but the studio's latest offering, Minions & Monsters , hits the sweet spot for some cinephiles. James and Henry, two oddball Minions with big imaginations, finally find an outlet for their zany dreams: pre-Depression Tinseltown! But can they actually make...
Ep1239: The Invite (2026) - Movie Review 04.07.2026
Ian and Jeff have both seen Olivia Wilde's new A24 comedy, The Invite --but they don't accept it! Wilde stars with Seth Rogen in a remake of Cesc Gay's 2020 film, The People Upstairs , playing one half of a miserable married couple who invites a pair of hip neighbors (played by Penelope Cruz and Edward Norton) to join them for dinner. The evening goes awry as manners fly out the window, inhibition...
Ep1238: Castle Freaks: 13 Ghosts (1960 / 2001) - Movie Review 29.06.2026
Ian and Dr. AC return to provide more haunting analyses of a William Castle Classic and its slipshod 21st Century remake! In 1960's 13 Ghosts , a destitute family inherits an old mansion from a distant, wealthy relative. Shortly after moving in they discover the place is already occupied by...you guessed it! The only way to see and deal with these pesky poltergeists is to don a pair of goofy exper...
Ep1237: Supergirl (2026) - Live Roundtable Review 29.06.2026
When Superman hit theaters last summer, Ian vowed to sit out the rest of James Gunn's run as head of DC Studios. Months later, he had a change of heart and decided to give Supergirl a chance. Director Craig Gillespie and writer Ana Nogueira's "adaptation" of Tom King's Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow comic is now upon us and failing spectacularly at the box office. But is this a case of bad press sca...
Ep1236: Toy Story 5 (2026) - Live Roundtable Review 25.06.2026
Earth's Mightiest Critics had thought they were done with the Toy Story franchise after 2019's abysmal fourth entry. But Andrew Stanton and McKenna Harris's have installed a fresh set of batteries known as Toy Story 5 ! Woody, Buzz, Jessie, and the gang find themselves plunged into a world of tech, in which children have no need for rough-and-tumble toys. When 8-year-old Bonnie is gifted a "Lilypa...
Ep1235: Disclosure Day (2026) - Live Roundtable Review 18.06.2026
The lesson of Disclosure Day is that the truth is out there...and no one cares! Steven Spielberg's return to sci-fi with a movie that's less close encounter than close call. Josh O'Connor and Emily Blunt star as two strangers who find themselves at the heart of a corporate conspiracy involving aliens who've been visiting Earth for decades. You've seen this story a thousand times, but never (unfort...
Ep1234: Masters of the Universe (2026) - Live Roundtable Review 08.06.2026
We. Have. THE POWERRRRRR!!!! Or do we? Many of Earth's Mightiest Critics really enjoyed Travis Knight's Masters of the Universe --then again, we were the select few who actually bothered to watch this spectacular box office flop. In this special Sunday night livestream, the gang will plunge headlong into a spoilerific defense of a movie that, while far from perfect, stands as an action-packed, hea...
Ep1233: The Backrooms (2026) - Live Roundtable Review 03.06.2026
This week, Earth's Mightiest Critics take on the film that killed Star Wars ! Okay, technically, Obsession did that a few days ago, but we're talking about the number one film at the box office: Backrooms ! Kane Parsons' eerie exploration of otherworldly liminal spaces began as a series of YouTube videos, and has expanded to feature length. The transition has proved quite the global sensation, wit...
Ep1232: What if He Doesn't Survive? Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) - Live Roundtable Review 28.05.2026
Star Wars is back! Kinda... This week, Earth's Mightiest Critics resurrect their Mandalorian review series, "What if He Doesn't Survive?", for a live roundtable review of Season 4. Officially, this is a "movie", but who're we kidding? This two-plus-hour Fett quest is writer's strike TV at best, and a case for leaving Star Wars the pop culture rearview at worst. But will a lone warrior emerge from...
Ep1231: Obsession (2026) - Live Roundtable Review 21.05.2026
Everybody's talking about Obsession , but the conversation doesn't truly begin until Earth's Mightiest Critics chime in! This week, the gang looks at Curry Barker's bold new horror film, which some are already hailing as a genre classic. When Bear (Michael Johnston) chickens out of professing his love for lifelong crush, Nikki (Inde Navarrette), he turns to a novelty wish-making toy to make his dr...
Ep1230: Accademia Giallo: Who Saw Her Die? (1972) - Live Roundtable Review 17.05.2026
Why not round out the school year with a relaxing trip to Venice? Well, none of us can afford that, so we'll just talk about Who Saw Her Die ? instead! Aldo Lado's 1972 thriller stars George Lazenby and Anita Strindberg as an estranged couple pursuing a mysterious killer in a black veil. The maniac is obsessed with murdering red-headed girls, and one of the attacks hit very close to home! Join us...
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