Kevin & Chris Show

Candy Corns cannot win this election ... Halloween should be a National Holiday--why stop there ... You should know what’s on your T-shirt ... In honor of dessert week: Best Desserts

Even Kevin had a Pretty Woman moment & My dogs aren’t ruining my sleep . . .I’m ruining theirs ...

Natalie & her persimmon dealer predict our Winter weather ... Everything healthy is bad for Chris … Dr. Howard has her Rx ... Chris is acting like the DMV is glamour shots ... If you’re looking for love, don’t pay for a dating app

If you saw me picking through the trash at Wal-Mart, don’t worry I’m fine ... Kevin is getting Chris the popular Butt-Face for Christmas ... Memorable rock n’ roll fashion statements

Tom Cruise is washed up ... The Howard Skunk problem has been “taken care of” ... Our mouths are the only thing getting exercise ... Find love at Costco ... Kevin is planning his own funeral and you’re invited

Dump the family for some ME time ... I’m putting the short order cook apron back on ... Kevin knows the best way to play the lottery

Being pregnant causes nachos ... We should be little bit more like Bam Bam ... You can’t make me take my shoes off ... Picking your nose can cause an accident

It’s a Rumspringa for the Roomba ... It might be time for me to change cushions ... Toga parties bring generations together ... Best Saturday Night Live Cast Members of All-time

Kevin got his wild and crazy bachelor weekend ON ... I don’t need take out, I’ll clone it ... Kevin can smell the future ... I’ve been diagnosed with IMS

The fashion police are after us and these are the charges ... Madonna is THE MOST 80’s thing ever ... It’s not the kids obsessed with their phones, it’s us ...

It’s not your personal lounge, do it or get off the pot ... The rock n’ roll lifestyle IS good for your health ... It’s no big deal to forget your anniversary ... Celebrating the Fall … Best things to do or favorite places to go ...

Turn off your phone or you could get pepper spray in your popcorn ... Tuesday is worse than Monday ... I couldn’t even get through the new Spiderman-it wasn’t the movie, it was my bladder ... It’s the next step in robot domination ... I love my backyard animal friends, but I draw the line at skunks ...

Just say no to Tickle Me Elmo ... I want to be a Fat Bear ... Chris’ friend is getting married, she’s drawing the line at one gift ... Cheeseburgers Win Superbowls

Movie stars who got their start in TV ...It’s 100-degrees out … and I’m getting hit in the face with Christmas ... Don Louzader inspired a rock n' roll anthem

The AI apocalypse is here. We told you so. Don’t panic—we’ve got your survival guide .... Baby Gaga is bound to have a weird name ... I think Kevin should be tracking her less, he wants to track her more ... Don is in mourning over Judge Judy’s retirement

Sandra Bullock is not insane, and neither are we ... Just because I’m from Springfield, doesn’t mean I have to love Cashew Chicken ... Kevin’s favorite new website is Stud or Dud ... Romance ain’t what it used to be ... You shouldn’t have to stand all day at your job ...

A pet is not a human child, but don’t tell Travis Kelce ... Kevin likely has dinner plans with a blow-up doll ... First it was the last donut, now it’s the last cup of coffee ...

It’s too darn early for Halloween ... Kevin obviously needs glasses … We know it’s … hot outside, but you still gotta keep your clothes on ...

Kevin’s wife is building a cat superhighway in the house ... Grandma knew how to have fun ... Kevin is paying his kids back by eating all their food ... Chris eats bugs ... This heat dome is causing domestic disputes

Chris the Critic chokes at movie trivia ... Kevin gets framed for taking the last donut ... Kevin & Chris have TP-PTSD ... It’s a done deal … Big Foot is real ... Your natural musk-y smell is fine for the zoo, not so much on a first date ... A certain crow has it out for Kevin

Kevin thinks pumpkin spice a government conspiracy ... Kevin admits he was a cross dresser ... Now that Dolly is gone … Kevin, Chris & Keanu vie for the top spot of America’s most loved ...

Kevin is leaving everything to his kids…they don’t want it ... Chris thinks the robots have met their match when it comes to laundry ... Kevin brought home a kitten and the dogs retaliated ... Top 3 Picks: Best School Lunch

There’s no crying in baseball and no hugging at work ... Kevin is finally off the hook for his Columbia House fees ... We haven’t been poked in years, Kevin doesn’t like it & Kevin wants to program a TV network just for cats

The lawn mower is broken, so it’s time to rent goats ... Birdwatching may sound boring but all the kids are doing it ... Kevin has become an ordained minister … Shaking hands is out for Gen Z ...

Wanna go swimming, but don’t have a pool, you can rent Kevin’s ... Sloppy Joes are the way to Don’s heart ... Why watch TV when you can watch the new Roomba ... If you need to declutter, use the poop rule