Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

Keep Your Eyes Open

Comedy EN ↓ 494 episodes

Three angry old guys and a chihuahua

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Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

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Comedy

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Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 246 - Week of July 10th - 16th 18.07.2023

Lot of semantic debates during this episode. Actually, all the debates were around semantics. Is any creator god? or God a specific entity? If someone proved this was a simulation do the still believe in God? Or do then worship the creator? I mean, at the end of the day, who fuckin cares. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% o...

Episode 245 - Week of July 3rd - 9th 11.07.2023

Well, sometimes you get exactly what you wished for. We thought it would be a short week with the 4th of July and Joe came through! Just one episode to cover this week! That didn't stop Simon for airing some grievances. Also, I'm very sorry for the abrupt ad in the middle. With one guest, we didn't have a natural break. Believe me, it seldom happens. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is s...

Episode 244 - Week of June 26th - July 2nd 04.07.2023

The CIA, rap music, the CIA, drugs, the CIA, mushrooms, The CIA, LSD, and again, the CIA. We may have touched on the CIA and we may have gone a bit conspiracy theory on this one. Maybe... Also, we're dumb as fuck. Enjoy!

Episode 243 - Week of June 19th - 25th 27.06.2023

Congrats to Joe Rogan on 2000 episodes! Short week, this week. Just two episodes to cover. But man-o-man did we cover them! Enjoy!   The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor’s office at all! Connect in a safe online environment. You can start communi...

Episode 242 - Week of June 12th - 18th 20.06.2023

My mercury filled brain can hardly process his week. My the earth is flat... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor’s office at all! Connect in a safe online environment. You can start communicating in under 48 hours. It’s not self-help, it...

Episode 241 - Week of June 5th - 11th 13.06.2023

It's Simon's birthday today! Try finding him somewhere and wish him a happy birthday! As for the week... about par for the course. Enjoy! Also, I had scheduled this for Wednesday by accident. My bad Our website: www.wearenotjoerogan.com For advertising inquiries, please visit: https://www.advertisecast.com/TheJoeRoganExperienceExperience As always, you can listen to every episode of The Joe Rogan...

Episode 240 - Week of May 29th - June 4th 06.06.2023

The Innocence Project. Enough said. Enjoy!

Episode 239 Week of May 22nd - 28th 29.05.2023

Be careful what for you wish for... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor’s office at all! Connect in a safe online environment. You can start communicating in under 48 hours. It’s not self-help, it is professional counseling. You’ll get ti...

Episode 238 - Week of May 15th - 21st 23.05.2023

Lotta chimp talk. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor’s office at all! Connect in a safe online environment. You can start communicating in under 48 hours. It’s not self-help, it is professional counseling. You’ll get timely and thoughtfu...

Episode 237 - Week of May 8th - 14th 16.05.2023

This may have been the worst week have ever covered. For sure, the lowest collective rating we have ever given. However, I've been told that these are a crowd favorite due to us shitting on everything in sight. So, I guess we'll see. Enjoy!   Our website: www.wearenotjoerogan.com For advertising inquiries, please visit: https://www.advertisecast.com/TheJoeRoganExperienceExperience As always, you c...

Episode 236 - Week of May 1st - 7th 09.05.2023

Short week over at JRE. Just three guests to cover and I'm fairly certain there wasn't an episode over three hours long. Shouldn't be anything for us to complain about... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor’s office at all! Connect in a s...

Episode 235 - Week of April 24th - 30th 02.05.2023

Too long. Just plain too long. Not only am I talking about this fucking marathon episode. But JRE was entirely too much this week. Five episodes is criminal!!! Us releasing a four plus hour episode... also criminal. Enjoy?   The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by NextEvo Naturals   NextEvo CBD is better because their SmartSorb™ technology optimizes CBD for better bioavailability, so y...

Episode 234 - Week of April 17th - 23rd 25.04.2023

The return of Uncle Joey, a wrestling legend, a Canadian comedy legend, and everyone's favorite fake pothead! Some new guests, some JRE staples. All-in-all, a pretty decent week from Joe. Clearly, with The Mothership open and packed every night, we are gonna see a ton of comedians come through for the foreseeable future. I'm cool with that. Let's get back to talking shit about psychedelics and flo...

Episode 233 - Week of April 10th - 16th 18.04.2023

I'm gonna level with you. This episode stinks. One our worst ever. Top to bottom stinker. 1 Jamie. I honestly debated not releasing it at all. Hopefully next week we can redeem ourselves. Enjoy? The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor’s office at al...

Episode 232 - Week of April 3rd - 9th 11.04.2023

I'm on very little sleep and I can't for the life of me remember a single topic we broached this week. I'm almost certain Simon won the Movie Game, so this week's episode must be all sorts of fucked up. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor...

Episode 231 - Week of March 27th - April 2nd 04.04.2023

I just read that AI has found a cure for a certain cancer and it only took 30 days!!! I'm officially taking up smoking cigarettes again! Fuck it! There won't be many jobs left in 10 years and water will cost a hundred times more than gas. Smoke em' if you got em'. Enjoy!   Our website: www.wearenotjoerogan.com For advertising inquiries, please visit: https://www.advertisecast.com/TheJoeRoganExperi...

Episode 230 - Week of March 20th - 26th 28.03.2023

We talked about mother fuckin ice baths!!! Obviously!!! Fuck you think this is?!?! Three hours of straight ice bath fire from the boys. Our next show we're all gonna sit in a big communal ice bath for the whole show. A JREE gazpacho!!!! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online couns...

Episode 229 - Week of March 13th - 19th 21.03.2023

The week the discussed many topics including Sam Harris, safety in Mexico, sexual kinks, twitter, and which animal you would fuck to save your family. Simon settled on pig... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor’s office at all! Connect in...

Episode 228 - Week of March 6th - 12th 14.03.2023

I'm a day away from just filling all these with that "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..." bullshit. Cause I never have anything to say after the fact. Enjoy! Our website: www.wearenotjoerogan.com For advertising inquiries, please visit: https://www.advertisecast.com/TheJoeRoganExperienceExperience As always, you can listen to every episode of The Joe Rogan Experience here https://open.spotify.com/show/...

Episode 227 - Week of February 27th - March 5th 07.03.2023

Kamar left. So we replaced him. He chose Toronto over all of us. Shame on his house. Shame on his family. Shame on him. At least him and his trusty sidekick Chad Gippity came through with notes on the week or Simon and I would have been lost. Enjoy! Our website: www.wearenotjoerogan.com For advertising inquiries, please visit: https://www.advertisecast.com/TheJoeRoganExperienceExperience As always...

Episode 226 - Week of February 20th - 26th 28.02.2023

Eric Weinstein. We argued about Eric Weinstein for almost two hours.  Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor’s office at all! Connect in a safe online environment. You can start communicating in under 48 hours. It’s not self-help, it is prof...

Episode 225 - Week of February 13th - 19th 21.02.2023

You know what would be fucking awesome??? Some good news. And I mean any good news. It seems like every week there's some new bullshit. I think we could all use a bit of good news. I'm sure we won't get it, but fuck me I have hope. I really hope you're all doing all right out there. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off you...

Episode 224 - Week of February 6th - 12th 14.02.2023

Can't wait for all the UFO talk next week. We truly are living in Simon's simulation. Oh yeah, fuck the Philadelphia Eagles! Enjoy! Our website: www.wearenotjoerogan.com For advertising inquiries, please visit: https://www.advertisecast.com/TheJoeRoganExperienceExperience As always, you can listen to every episode of The Joe Rogan Experience here https://open.spotify.com/show/4rOoJ6Egrf8K2IrywzwOM...

Episode 223 - Week of January 30th - February 5th 07.02.2023

As a gift to myself, I'm not writing anything this week. This an episode of The Joe Rogan Experience Experience. Things were discussed. Feelings were had. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit www.betterhelp.com/jree for 10% off your first month. Betterhelp provides online counseling. No waiting rooms, no doctor’s office at all! Connect in a safe online envir...

Episode 222 - Week January 23rd - 29th 31.01.2023

"...it's like, yeah, right. Your dressing up in lingerie before your mirror at home tucking your dick between your legs, imagining you have a vagina, for sexual kick. Oh there's nothing sexual about that. Yeah, right!" - Jordan Peterson Enjoy! Our website: www.wearenotjoerogan.com For advertising inquiries, please visit: https://www.advertisecast.com/TheJoeRoganExperienceExperience As always, you...

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