Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

Keep Your Eyes Open

Comedy EN ↓ 494 episodes

Three angry old guys and a chihuahua

Author

Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

Is Everything Rigged??? 08.07.2026

Yes. It is. Sorry for the one day delay. We had a power outage after the worst storm we've had in 25 years and it did a number on the computer I use to edit everything. Better late than never, I guess.  Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Canadian Footy 30.06.2026

If Paraguay can beat Germany, surely we can beat Morocco and France... and Argentina. We are over the moon with our performance so far. Can we go one step further? Probably not. But it's all about improving every step of the way. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Autistic Drummers 23.06.2026

Who is your pick to win the World Cup? Leave a comment and let us know! Enjoy!

The Death of a Podcast 16.06.2026

Sorry about last week! I was in the hospital and it turns out I have vertigo. Not great. But at least I know what ails me and can work on it moving forward. Kamar was out of town anyway, so you probably didn't miss much. Looking at the numbers from the last two months, we probably should have kept riding Joe Rogan's coattails. But sanity means far more than money and numbers. At least for some of...

I Miss Having My Eyes Closed 03.06.2026

The death of a podcast... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Big Foot Wears Gucci Belts 26.05.2026

I updated the thing we use to record and it wiped everything. All the levels, the music, every setting back to factory. It might sound a bit wonky this week. I got a guy coming this week to get it all back to normal. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Heated Rivalry 19.05.2026

Few quick things. First, I forgot to record the second half of the show. My bad. It's a short show and the ad is awkwardly placed. Second, It gets heated early. But we get passed it quick. And I came to an obvious epiphany; it's not that we all have opinions that differ that greatly, it's that it's all so fucking boring. Politics has ruined this show. And many others. But I can't control other sho...

Turn the power off. 12.05.2026

In one year, Kamar has gone from " AI will save us all. SINGULARITY!!!" To, "TURN OFF ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD!" Things move quick! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Robot Overlords 05.05.2026

We always wanted robot butlers. Instead my TV listens to every word I say... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Kamar Hates Canada 28.04.2026

In case you were new here... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Hot Lunch 21.04.2026

Mouth shits. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Coachella Maxxing 14.04.2026

Our country should be on fire. Instead, we don't care. Can't start a fire when gas is $3, I guess. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

New show, who dis? 07.04.2026

We have finally shed ourselves of Toe Rogan. We are now officially Keep Your Eyes Open. We hope you all stick around for the ride! Also, now you tell 500 friends to check us out without having to explain our stupid format.  We want to thank everyone who stuck around during the transition period. Whether you've been here for 7 years or just found us, it means to the world to us that you listen! Enj...

Dolphin Overlords & Idiot Savants 31.03.2026

I'm doing stuff behind the scenes. I swear to god!!! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

The Future is Bright! 24.03.2026

By far, without a doubt, unequivocally, our most positive episode ever. Beaming with hope and positivity. A new dawn! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self! 

Escalation 17.03.2026

War crimes afoot. There are no good guys. BUY GUNS!!! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Keep Your Eyes Open 10.03.2026

I think we found a new name... Enjoy!

WAR!!! 03.03.2026

Great time to have a kid... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Buy a gun. Maybe ten. Buy ten guns. 24.02.2026

Things certainly seem like they're gonna get a lot worse before they get better.  Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

..no, seriously, Epstein didn't kill himself. 17.02.2026

If there's one thing we CAN agree on, it's that nothing will come of these Epstein files. No one will go to jail, no body will lose their fortunes. Things will only get worse from here. Unless... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. 10.02.2026

I'm in Florida. It's unreasonably cold. That is life. Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Simon smokes crack 03.02.2026

As we always do before a show, Simon showed up early and we got high and bitched about basketball. Standard Sunday afternoon. However, when we got inside Simon looked like he saw a ghost and was sweating like he was under investigation for murder. Needless to say, he was pretty much MIA for this whole episode. He was 10 feet away on couch. So just know that he was here in body and spirit. Just sle...

Snow Days 27.01.2026

No Kamar this week. Just ol' Simon and I! We talked Davos, Trump, movies, TV, CERN, simulation, and more... Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

A Rudderless ship 20.01.2026

Still no solid format. Just three assholes talking. Tough to find a podcast with three white guys shooting the shit... Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

We're baaaaaaack, baby!!! 13.01.2026

Are we back? YES! Do we know what we're doing? NO! But damn it feels good to be back. Not only are we back, but we are no longer shackled to Joe Rogan. This is how Andy Dufresne must have felt escaping Shawshank Prison. In the next couple weeks we'll need as much feedback as possible from you, the loyal listeners! Let us know what works, what doesn't, that sort of thing. We hope you all had a love...

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