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AJ is joined by Asha, Mark and Jo to pick apart the grand final of the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin light entertainment programme! Featuring: It’s A Right Cockney Barrel of Podcast Larfs A last-minute Bond casting plea Genital location discourses The Podmaster Task of the Week finale!   Show links: Quality Street size index ⁠https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/30/family-spends-almost-20-years-c...

AJ is joined by Asha, Mark and Jo to pick apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin light entertainment programme! Featuring: Citizen Iannucci Dialect Corner Chocolate Shrinkflation Middle-Class Sport Shout-out Our last-minute predictions for the next series!   Show links: Sabrina the Teenage Witch pancakes ⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enob0svIUj4⁠ Dialup modem noises ⁠https://www.yout...

AJ is joined by Asha, Mark, Ellie and Jo to pick apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin light entertainment programme! Featuring: Crap childhood toys chat A post-watershed take on a disco classic No-Nipple Nanjiani Discourse A Hitchhiker’s Guide satnav request   Show links: Dance Yourself Dizzy ⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KsK1ybDZ44⁠ Zoolander petrol station scene ⁠https://www.you...

AJ is joined by Asha, Mark, Jo and Steven to pick apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin light entertainment programme! Featuring: Haitch discourse The Curse of Bump An apology to teen Venetian vampires Joel’s eggy dialup modem moment Universal Welsh Mum Show links: RNIB Braille displays https://www.rnib.org.uk/living-with-sight-loss/assistive-aids-and-technology/reading-and-writing/an-...

AJ is joined by Asha, Mark, Jo and Steven to pick apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin light entertainment programme!   Featuring: Music teacher nominative determinism Long-running millennial/Gen X crisp vendettas School Ceilidh discourse A plea for a Kumail medal Beanbag escalations   Show links: Dumb and Dumber loo scene ⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK-2E4MTc3Y⁠ Salt and Lineker...

AJ is joined by Asha and Mark to pick apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin light entertainment show! Featuring: Neurodiverse niche obsession corner Thembo recognises Himbo Ostrich accuracy appreciation Uncle Albert reincarnated The Podmaster prize reveal! Show links: Mystic Meg and Septic Peg https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3BVKBPebHq4 Treasures of the Earth https://archive.org/details...

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo, Mark, several blackbirds and a galloping Mish the podcat to take apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin show!   Featuring: A Sting/Shaggy deep dive An apology to Wales Womble tragedy Joel Dommett has performed an illegal operation A plea for Crackerjack prop theft TM VAR Discourse   Show links: Pooping pigeon soap dispenser ⁠https://www.amazon.co.uk/Automatic-D...

AJ is joined by Jo, Mark, Asha via voicenote, and a random opinionated blackbird to pick apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin show! Featuring: Speaking future reality show casting into existence as usual A Grotbags Cinematic Universe suggestion Hashtag Don’t Visit Glasgow Real actual physical foley! Equine Primark influencers Show links: Grotbags https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=...

AJ is joined by Asha, Mark, Steven and Jo to pick apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin light entertainment show! Featuring: Yorkshire pudding snobbery An egg conspiracy Our Ben Kingsley Star Wars suggestion Galoshes philosophy A surprising nostalgia task winner! Show links: Love Actually Jezebel article https://www.jezebel.com/i-rewatched-love-actually-and-am-here-to-ruin-it-for-al-14...

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo and a very opinionated Mish the podcat to pick apart the last celeb special of the UK’s favourite baking-based light entertainment show! Featuring: Health and Safety Discourse A heckin’ guide to streamer swearing Marmite Wars 90s watch fashion tips A LOT of Emmett side-eyeing Vinyl pedantry   Show links: Nara Smith ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@naraazizasmith⁠ Big wall-hanging...

AJ is joined by Mark, Asha, Steven and Moku the podcat to pick apart the 21st series of the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin light entertainment show! Featuring: We write a Clatterbottom folk horror The Imelda Marcos of TM Joel’s JML side hustle Kumail’s arms

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo, and a very opinionated blackbird to pick apart another episode of the UK’s favourite charidee celeb baking-based light entertainment program! Featuring: Asha’s Lore Drop Our favourite golden retriever Ambika’s Magimix Large Hadron Collider An unexpected erotic audiobook contest Alcopop nostalgia Show links: Rose’s Clean Bandit Symphony dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo and Mark to pick apart the grand final of the UK’s favourite lycra-clad athletics-based light entertainment programme! Featuring: He-Man speeches a-gogo The Apollo-Viper-Hollywood handshake conversion rate We order the extra-large rulebook One last missive from Your BBC Show links: Fire/Apollo on The One Show https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002t4n9/the-one-show-2703...

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo and a random blackbird to pick apart the UK’s favourite baking-based light entertainment program! Featuring: A JoJo Siwa lore primer Keep some things in the group chat! Cherish lower your expectations challenge Visit Bri’ain dot com Show links: Rod Stewart’s drunken SPL draw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xPDBA2mSHI JoJo’s Bette Davis Eyes cover https://www.youtube.com/w...

AJ is joined by Asha and Jo to pick apart the celeb charity version of the UK’s favourite pastry-based light entertainment program! Featuring: Shout out to horse girls Facon discourse General Cherish fanboying Thick thighs save ganaches Top camel-handling tips Buy Ellie’s Strictly/Eurovision things! https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/totallyflagulous Support AJ’s GoFundMe! https://gofund.me/48297356 If...

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo, Mark and accidental special guest Pete to pick apart the UK’s favourite lycra-clad athletics-based light entertainment show! Featuring: Backwards handstands physics Giant’s post-Gladiators career suggestion Why Viper needs help from Sesame Street An exclusive Gladiators 2052 preview How Legend wrecked our recording Show links: Hunter on Celebrity Antiques Roadtrip https:/...

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo, Mark and Moku and Mish the podcats to take apart the first semi of the UK’s favourite lycra-clad athletics-based light entertainment show! (Apologies for Mark falling down an audio quality well later in the episode, we’re trying to fix it for next time!) Featuring: Rules and injury discourse Ricicles were twicicles as nicicles New piscine innuendoes Clattenburg’s sign con...

All the world’s a stage! And you’re not allowed to play with this one. Ellie is joined by Ewan, Asha and AJ to work out who won the Pottery Bake Off and what it all means. Also discussed: - Why going outside is important - The right time for lore drops - Childhood toy theatre memories - We keep referring to Ariadne’s recap here https://ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/10/pottery-throwdown-2026-the-final...

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo, Mark and Moku the podcat to pick apart the last QF of the UK’s favourite lycra-clad athletics-based light entertainment programme! Featuring: Peter Kay patter theft Shane from Home and Away We borrow Comet’s spray bottle A fiery idea for Atlaspheres A Stars In Their Eyes audition Show links: Pillsbury doughboy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzFdjvoSNc4 90s Gladiators OST...

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo, Mark and Mish the other podcat to examine the UK’s favourite lycra-clad athletics-based light entertainment programme! Featuring: Nitro, designated Nice Guy Let Diamond rest! Reader’s Digest Nostalgia Corner CSI: Apollo Alastair at the BBC sick leave update Show links: CSI sunglasses sequence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I SNL Bruce Dickinson sketch https://w...

After a week off for unreviewable trauma statues, Ellie, Asha and AJ return to review some distressed fountains. Also discussed: - Florentine wine windows https://www.visittuscany.com/en/ideas/the-wine-windows-of-florence/ - RIP Monkey Jesus Restoration Icon https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5z5p633q5o - Scott McTominay

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo and Mark to pick apart the first quarter-final of the UK’s favourite lycra-clad athletics-based light entertainment show! Featuring: Don’t go in a lift with Sabre A contestant replacement rant Release the Legend Cut Alastair At The BBC, please stop ghosting me A better wizard-based school novel Show links: Mark BBC interview https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9q5yeed8ddo...

AJ is joined by Asha, Ellie, Elliot and Ewan to barrel downhill on the discourse bobsleigh and look at the Winter Olympics, plus a few other ball-based sports!   Featuring: A strong game for the plush More niche sports on telly please! How *do* you find out you’re good at skeleton? AJ’s curling obsession Asha’s Football Fun Ewan’s Baseball Corner   Show links: Mr Naef and the 1991 Eurovision disas...

AJ is joined by Asha, Jo and Mark to shift our steamroller out of reverse gear and crush to bits the UK’s favourite lycra-clad athletics-based light entertainment show! Featuring: Middle class trampoline chat Our short-lived 6 Nations pundit careers Just hire us to improve the games challenge Short Queen Discourse Alastair at the BBC about to get more workload :( Show links: Simpsons trampoline ht...

KWP Potcast S1 E7: The Language of Flowers The language of flowers is subtle and nuanced. We know nothing about that. Ellie is joined by AJ & Asha to coo over some of the most exquisite cavalo nero ever sculpted. Also discussed: - Millennials, dusting, lego - Red is hard - A kiln god hypothesis - Meme week - Medicinal herbs If you’d like to get in touch, email us at keepdancingpodcast@gmail.com or...