KAWPS The Podcast

The headline of the week is that Ashton has lunch with Conan O’Brien. The police headlines of the week are way worse. After discussing those, we talk about the deaths of Mary Alice Love, Koran Irvine, Kohen Wiley, and Ryan Hinton. We also discuss updates on the Matthew Farwell trial (alleged killer of Sandra Birchmore) and the racist Charlotte police group chat. Then, the “fun” stories of the week...

What a week of police news. After the roundup of headlines, we discuss week 1 of the trial of Matthew Farwell, the cop accused of murdering Sandra Birchmore, the woman he allegedly abused as a 15-year-old girl in the Explorer police youth outreach program. Then, its Montreal outlawing insulting cops, a Missouri crooked cop who gets promoted to chief by a mayor in jail, Philly cops arresting a woma...

Sameer Naseem (Halal Cartels) is back! After going through the headlines of the week we discuss the deaths of Saveion McConnell, Persephone Berger, Emeshyon Wilkins, and Sandra Birchmore. Then, we talk about the ICE agent in Fresno who got so drunk Friday night he ends up getting shot and arrested, a cop who can’t stop stealing from Target, the North Carolina woman ordered to not post the footage...

Some new updates on some old nationals news. Bothom Jean and Roger Fortson were both black men who were killed by police while simply relaxing inside their own homes. We have news this week on both of the cops who killed these men. Our weekly headline roundup produces more of the same and more of the new, from ICE to Flock cameras. Then, a Detroit cop has his toddler show up to daycare with a gun,...

We got a cop creating multiple burner accounts to fight online with an influencer he wrongfully arrested, DC police union against Flock cameras tracking police misconduct, Dallas women’s police union going to war against Dallas PD, NYPD turning a murderer away when he was trying to turn himself in. We managed to have fun. Sign up for the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes

We had to cut a little bit of the intro bc it got too good. We promise that won’t happen again. After another ridiculous and normal headline roundup, we update yall on some of our favorite cops. Then, we discuss Oklahoma cops refusing to return a man’s ATV, Milwaukee cops who refuse to stop completely ransacking a couples house even though they know they’re getting swatted, a NY cop going thru som...

What an episode! After a longer than average headline roundup, we discuss our main stories of the week. We got Detroit cops who can't stop shooting themselves, cities replacing their Flock ALPR cameras with Axon ALPR cameras, police drones chasing around innocent people, cops worried that WE might be using Meta glasses to record THEM, and finally some senseless police on police crime. Subscribe to...

Ashton's back. It's early, and the studio stinks. This week, we got a Houston cop shooting 14 shots at women outside of a club the boys used to perform stand-up comedy at. Followed by the story of Houston cop Gerald Goines, one of the craziest police corruption stories you've never heard of. Then its Florida cops setting up a decoy Flock camera to catch a vandal, plus an Oklahoma cop and his wife...

Very happy to have special guest Sameer Naseem (Halal Cartels Podcast) on the show. We discuss Pennsylvania police taking some adorable little girls to court for breaking a swing chain, Georgia cops pursuing an old man for picking up $30 from the ground at Wal Mart, North Carolina cops forcing themselves into a woman’s home for access to her Ring doorbell camera, St Louis cops wildly shooting at t...

We talk about Memphis, Flock planning to use even more invasive AI, cops misusing Flock even when they're not even trying to, cops pressing charges on a kid because they did such a bad job trying to arrest him they injured themselves, and the shocking killing of the elderly and deaf Gregory Kase. Sign up for our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/kawpsthepodcast

Another one. This time we start with Jaffer and Ashton resuming their argument about UFOs, except now Ashton has watched a documentary (The Age of Disclosure). After this is finally put to rest (for now), they turn to the police. After updating y'all on the cop who was planning a mass shooting in New Orleans, the cop who killed John Mendoza Jr. in Houston, and the many, many stories about cops abu...

The boys started a bit off the rails on this one. Ashton and Jaffer discuss UFOs, grills getting punched out in Houston, and eventually the police news of the week. After another normal insane week of police headlines, they dive into some more interesting stories of the week: A Tennessee congressional candidate getting his hands dirty and shooting down his districts Flock cameras with a gun, New O...

Ashton and Jaffer had a fun weekend together and provide a spoiler-free discussion of the new Spider-Man movie and also Israel's relations with Armenia. Then, after going through the headlines, the boys focus in on the thrilling breaking story of the LAPD cop facing 13 years in jail after secretly recording fellow cops being racist, sexist, and homophobic. Then we discuss the tragic death last wee...

The boys drop in for an early recording this week (Friday instead of Sunday) but luckily for us all, the cops worked extra hard in a shorter amount of time to give us more than enough horrifying material to work with for an episode. First, we have a fun one: cop attempts to shoot dog, misses, hits cop (cop is OK). Then we talk about the infuriating death of Joan Duran Guerrero at the hands of ICE....

It finally seems we're hitting a critical mass when it comes the police's new Flock ALPR cameras. Communities are having town halls, city council meetings, and even going rogue and tearing the cameras down themselves. This is because in the short time police have had access to these camera networks, they have wrecked havoc on their communities: spying, stalking, and falsely arresting people state...

We got a fun ("fun"?) one for y'all. After discussing Jaffer's horrific injury, the boys go through the police headline roundup of the week, followed by a slew of new stories. First, a police chief responds to a sugar daddy request on Facebook. One thing leads to another and he's hit with murder charges. Then we discuss the horrifying death of Darius Jervon Chappell, mauled to death in Tennessee b...

Ashton can't put eye drops in his eyes and has trouble swallowing pills. Can he call himself an adult? After going through the headlines of the week, Jaffer and Ashton discuss four specific stories: a New Orleans cop beating up a podcaster who was critical of him (yikes), the DEA in Albuquerque intentionally allowing hundreds of thousands of fentanyl pills to flood the city, the terrifying sentenc...

What a week of police news. After the roundup of police misconduct headlines, we dive into a very wide array of stories. We got a Michigan cop who can't seem to stop robbing trading card stores, a cop famous for abusing the vulnerable with feces gets promoted, an Ohio city retires its robot cop, and we talk about the senseless killing of one year old Kohen Wiley in Mississippi. And as usual, pleas...

The Knicks won the title in five games. Unfortunately, the police were still busy committing crimes, so we had to record another episode. This week on KAWPS, we kick things off with an especially packed police misconduct headline roundup before digging into several major stories from around the country. We cover the bizarre incident in Pasadena where officers accidentally shot each other during al...

Cops did a bunch of crazy stuff this week: - Utah cops go to war for a CEO of stolen Legos - Louisville cop fatally shoots unarmed, completely naked man (RIP Martin Nitzken Jr.) - Cop gets arrested after pulling his gun on a fellow cop for microwaving fish - Arkansas cop has to resign after racist texts come during divorce proceeding - Indiana cops continually go undercover to bust massage parlor,...

Another insane week of police news: - Arkansas cop caught on video running over baby geese - Texas cops have been brutalizing school children since Uvalde - Virginia cop points his gun at teens having fun after prom - Pennsylvania cop gets no punishment for hitting children with his car - Michigan cop robs Pokémon card store - much more And as always, please sign up for our Patreon for weekly bonu...

We got a Denver police commander who’s the craziest boss you’ve ever seen, an Arizona sheriff running for Congress while running amok cheating on his Mormon wife, Texas cops arresting a woman for posting videos of their towns dirty water supply, a Georgia cop who lives an elderly disabled couple stranded in the highway, and the tragic death of Steven Jones.

DISCLAIMER: We don't have any inside knowledge on whether or not the cop this episode centers on was lying or not about his overdose, we are simply making fun of the news for not providing any skepticism on a very suspicious story, and acknowledging the many occasions when experts have had to weigh in and state that it is extremely unlikely a cop can overdose from just simply being around fentanyl...

So much to talk about this episode. Jaffer and Ashton are in tears talking about the Detroit boomer cop who can't seem to stop accidentally posting explicit photos and videos on Facebook, denying he did it (and denying all his accusers - separate issue). We got the San Francisco DA refusing to press charges on four Baltimore cop who allegedly gang assaulted a woman in SF. More cops arresting sober...

This week we got SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOST BOBBY CONDON! We talk about an NYC police chief's lawyer arguing that his client cannot be guilty of his sex crimes because he's not gay. We also got a mother finally freed from jail after posting on Facebook about the cop who killed her son (RIP Richard Hollis), New Orleans cops again getting busted by local news for lying on overtime, and a cop who sent pic...