Jaffer Khan and Ashton Womack

KAWPS The Podcast

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A comedic police news podcast covering the under-reported kawp stories of the week, from the infuriating to the absurd. There’s a lot. Brought to you by Jaffer Khan (Redacted Tonight) and Ashton Womack (Daily Show). Join our Patreon for a weekly bonus episode with even more stories, only $5 a month: patreon.com/kawpsthepodcast

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Jaffer Khan and Ashton Womack

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

7/8/26: Chief Sugar Daddy 08.07.2026

We got a fun ("fun"?) one for y'all. After discussing Jaffer's horrific injury, the boys go through the police headline roundup of the week, followed by a slew of new stories. First, a police chief responds to a sugar daddy request on Facebook. One thing leads to another and he's hit with murder charges. Then we discuss the horrifying death of Darius Jervon Chappell, mauled to death in Tennessee b...

7/1/26: Hank “Walter White” Schrader 01.07.2026

Ashton can't put eye drops in his eyes and has trouble swallowing pills. Can he call himself an adult? After going through the headlines of the week, Jaffer and Ashton discuss four specific stories: a New Orleans cop beating up a podcaster who was critical of him (yikes), the DEA in Albuquerque intentionally allowing hundreds of thousands of fentanyl pills to flood the city, the terrifying sentenc...

6/24/26: Ocean’s One 25.06.2026

What a week of police news. After the roundup of police misconduct headlines, we dive into a very wide array of stories. We got a Michigan cop who can't seem to stop robbing trading card stores, a cop famous for abusing the vulnerable with feces gets promoted, an Ohio city retires its robot cop, and we talk about the senseless killing of one year old Kohen Wiley in Mississippi. And as usual, pleas...

6/17/26: Horseplay With A Deadly Weapon 17.06.2026

The Knicks won the title in five games. Unfortunately, the police were still busy committing crimes, so we had to record another episode. This week on KAWPS, we kick things off with an especially packed police misconduct headline roundup before digging into several major stories from around the country. We cover the bizarre incident in Pasadena where officers accidentally shot each other during al...

6/10/26: Something Fishy 10.06.2026

Cops did a bunch of crazy stuff this week: - Utah cops go to war for a CEO of stolen Legos - Louisville cop fatally shoots unarmed, completely naked man (RIP Martin Nitzken Jr.) - Cop gets arrested after pulling his gun on a fellow cop for microwaving fish - Arkansas cop has to resign after racist texts come during divorce proceeding - Indiana cops continually go undercover to bust massage parlor,...

6/03/26: Dyin’ Gosling 03.06.2026

Another insane week of police news: - Arkansas cop caught on video running over baby geese - Texas cops have been brutalizing school children since Uvalde - Virginia cop points his gun at teens having fun after prom - Pennsylvania cop gets no punishment for hitting children with his car - Michigan cop robs Pokémon card store - much more And as always, please sign up for our Patreon for weekly bonu...

5/27/26: Commander Girl Boss 28.05.2026

We got a Denver police commander who’s the craziest boss you’ve ever seen, an Arizona sheriff running for Congress while running amok cheating on his Mormon wife, Texas cops arresting a woman for posting videos of their towns dirty water supply, a Georgia cop who lives an elderly disabled couple stranded in the highway, and the tragic death of Steven Jones.

5/20/26: Party in the Evidence Room 20.05.2026

DISCLAIMER: We don't have any inside knowledge on whether or not the cop this episode centers on was lying or not about his overdose, we are simply making fun of the news for not providing any skepticism on a very suspicious story, and acknowledging the many occasions when experts have had to weigh in and state that it is extremely unlikely a cop can overdose from just simply being around fentanyl...

5/13/26: Cyberhacked! 13.05.2026

So much to talk about this episode. Jaffer and Ashton are in tears talking about the Detroit boomer cop who can't seem to stop accidentally posting explicit photos and videos on Facebook, denying he did it (and denying all his accusers - separate issue). We got the San Francisco DA refusing to press charges on four Baltimore cop who allegedly gang assaulted a woman in SF. More cops arresting sober...

5/6/25: Innocent Until Proven Gay 06.05.2026

This week we got SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOST BOBBY CONDON! We talk about an NYC police chief's lawyer arguing that his client cannot be guilty of his sex crimes because he's not gay. We also got a mother finally freed from jail after posting on Facebook about the cop who killed her son (RIP Richard Hollis), New Orleans cops again getting busted by local news for lying on overtime, and a cop who sent pic...

4/29/26: Gotta Catch Em All 30.04.2026

Alright so we had a bunch of scamming cops this week: fake police trading card fund raisers, visa fraud schemes, PIT maneuver insurance frauds, multiple DWI schemes including locking up sober drivers and letting go drunk drivers. And of course, we can't forget the latest FLOCK hellscape and the latest person jailed for a comment about Israel. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes. It's alway...

4/22/26: Off The Hinge 22.04.2026

What a week of police news. We got an LA cop who was caught swiping on dating apps while actively in a standoff with a gunman standing just feet away, we got the body camera footage released of a St. Louis cop fatally shooting a teenager in the back of the head, we got SF cops kidnapping an unhoused person to drop him off in Oakland, and we got a Connecticut police chief gambling away his departme...

4/15/26: Marry Magdalene 15.04.2026

this week in POLICE NEWS, we got a Dallas cop selling his wife's services to other cops (and it's not the first time they've been caught), Louisville cops killing a woman experiencing a mental health crisis, an April Fool's prank gone horribly wrong, yet another cop attacking high school students protesting ICE, and a cop farting in another's face.

4/2/26: ICE Pack 02.04.2026

This week we got a sick and tired Todd Lyons, a California sheriff running for office while seizing ballots, and Phoenix cops getting off without a consequence after framing peaceful protestors as affiliated with a gang that they completely made up. In our Patreon we’ll be talking about a possible new legal hurdle to ICE arresting migrants outside of courtrooms, a cop fired for blowing the whistle...

3/25/26: Afroman Wins 25.03.2026

The Afroman verdict, ICE volunteers, verdict on Breonna Taylor cops, and more

3/18/26: The (Anti) Nanny State 18.03.2026

Afroman vs. the Cincinnati police, cops using faulty AI and faulty drug testing kits to ruin the lives of our grandmothers, a drug dealing DARE cop in New York, and the tragic killing of Alex Lamorie

3/4/26: Attack with a deadly snowball 04.03.2026

A woman with a missing hand being falsely accused of a fake crime, a lying cop getting off scot-free, a cop faking 911 calls to get back with his ex, cops attacking high school students, a jury finally convicts a Chicago cop accused of framing multiple men, and NYPD survives a snowball attack.

2/18/26: Big Uncle Is Watching You 19.02.2026

This episode covers ICE hypocrisy, police surveillance in schools, and Denver’s police drone program. We break down a CBP supervisor charged with harboring an undocumented immigrant, new reporting showing police using school camera databases to assist ICE, and a Denver case where a resident reported a police drone outside her apartment window. We also discuss Flock Safety, AI expansion, and how su...

2/11/26: [Butt] Dial 911 12.02.2026

Ashton and Jaffer start out the show reading the police-related headlines of the week and talk some updates on couple previously discussed stories. As for the main stories, there's lots to talk about this week. First, ICE agents are starting to publicly express anger about their jobs, from a lack of benefits to a lack of leadership. Then there's the outrageous killing of Christian Diaz Rendon, aft...

2/4/26: Artificial Evidence 05.02.2026

We got a banger for ya'll this week with special guest co-host Mycal Dede joining Jaffer. After another insane headline roundup, we start with commentary on the ICE killing of Alex Pretti and the sentencing of the cop who killed Sonya Massey. Then, we dive into the two newest examples of police techno-dystopia with cops again, and again, using AI to arrest the wrong people. This time we got a disg...

1/21/26: Free John Pork 22.01.2026

This week, a cop in LA felt victimized by his local Starbucks barista, who so cruelly drew a pig onto the officers cup, prompting the sheriff to get involved. Although it could have simply been a barista who liked drawing brainrot memes. Then we dive into other recent cases of cops making victims out of themselves at corporate restaurant chains. The trial for the NYPD officer who killed a delivery...

1/4/26: A Desire To Be Left Alone 15.01.2026

This episode examines how police accountability actually works in the U.S. — and why it so often fails. We discuss the tragic death of Renee Good, the first officer to stand trial for the Uvalde school shooting, the legal reality that cops are not required to protect the public, and a new law review study calling “suicide by cop” junk science used to excuse police killings. We also look at police...

1/7/25: Child’s Play (Cop Fights A Child In A Pool, Cops Use AI To Turn Themselves Into Frogs, More) 08.01.2026

Police departments are increasingly relying on AI to write official reports — and this week, one of those systems produced a report claiming an officer turned into a frog after audio from The Princess and the Frog contaminated the file. We break down how and why police agencies are adopting AI despite clear accuracy failures, and what this means for accountability when automated systems are used t...

12/24/25: The Secret Filing Cabinet 25.12.2025

This week we had a school cop pulling a gun on an innocent special needs student, ICE hiring real-life and AI bounty hunters, Chicago police protecting a cop abusing and threatening a female cop, more on Chicago police targeting legal black gun owners, and Vallejo police getting caught with a secret file cabinet. In our Patreon we’ll be talking about a new police settlement stemming from their use...

12/17/25: Funeral Crasher 18.12.2025

We got a cop being rewarded for sexually harassing his colleague, new revelations on the cop who quote, accidentally killed his partner in Chicago, the alleged Antifa member currently locked up for transporting artwork and zines, a DEA agent caught working with the Cartel, and the apparent debate among law enforcement on whether or not they should be allowed to fire warning shots. And in our Patre...

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