JVFFL Weekly

Lemme see your peacahck-cahck-cahck. Playoffs are upon us. We've got dick pics (picks?).

Post-season football is upon us. Initially planned was dick pic show-and-tell, but Pyramid Scheme couldn't get 'er fluffed up. Commish and RHS bullshit in the booth as usual, but with a little more emphasis on the league this time... playoffs are upon us.

The OG Daddy of the JVFFL, Hangin', is in the booth to provide rebuttal of the slander slung at his squad. Other notable news: - Firehall is still rubbing nutz on the league. - Mean Machine is legit? - ...and, the return of the weeky analysis

The Booth gets mobile as we pod from Lancaster, PA. Pardon the audio as we go live from the groomsmen's room.

One week hiatus, but we're back -- don't get too comfortable. Somehow, someone brought a Big Ol Pecker into the booth. Couldn't be me.

Week 5 in the books. Week 6 is upon us with the last division matchups from BOS (beginning of season). Oh, and have you guys met Barry?

Snuggle up for some JVFFL ball banter. In other news, lib brains have experienced evolutionary degradation.

Special guest, the Outlaw himself, hits the booth this week and weighs in on fapping in the JVFFL. If you or someone you know has a problem, please call 1-800-477-8191 or 814-692-8877.

Back from our hiatus, back from Italy, and back with a revised recording process. Hopefully we can get back to basics and consistently put out for the boys -- just like your Mom.

Pyramid Scheme joins us, for what other than scheming on the pyramids and some FF talk. Bonus info: He doesn't shave his balls.

The JVFFL is going through some changes -- it's time we talk the birds and the bees.

Quick one on the mic for less than fifteen minutes -- still longer than your longest F-Fest. <3 Dirty Mike & the Boys

We're back in the John Wilkes-Booth.

Championship preview between: Hangin With Hernandez ('16) and the rook', Hurts So Good. Hangin' tries to break the Sophmore Slump and get his second title. Hurts is looking to go 1 for 1 in his inaugural season in the JVFFL.

We put our shafts together for a cahck collage, but got distracted on the way -- go figure. Some talk of peen pumps, and a surprise appearance by Red Hat Squad. Skip to ~28min to cut the bullshit.

It's kinda hot in these rhinos... It's down to the wire in the JVFFL. Red Hat Squad is on to break down securing the Division titles for the wild and elusive top playoff spot.

There's been a lot of thinkin' going on these past two weeks, and it's making me nervous.

Last minute audible for the pod this week. Did a little look back, look ahead, and reach around.

We really busted a long, voluminous, nut. Hefty, Gip, and Commish got a little carried away stroking each other off.

Sharting is so back. Also, Culp joins the pod this week and brings some dick pics for us to share.

New segment comin' at ya, "Minute Men", inspired by our sexual prowess and continued efforts to shorten the show.

Conference play ends, and we're joined by the former Commish, the "Awesome Possum". It's a blast from the past, with a little talk of Taylor's [Swift] ass.

Busy week, clappin' cheeks. "Sorry 4 the wait." -- Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.

The length of this episode compensates for the girth of our shaft -- we'll apologize for neither.

Felt a little rusty and needed to shake the dust off... you should try the same with your cahck.