Suzie Bechtel

Just Quit Already

Comedy EN ↓ 47 episodes

Ever wish you could tell someone or something to JUST QUIT ALREADY! A podcast that began as a show about quitting personal habits has evolved into an unfiltered commentary on day to day life and culture. What do YOU think needs to "Just Quit Already?" Call in to the voicemail HOTLINE for 410-726-5887Join Suzie Bechtel each week as she roasts the things we love to hate; her unfiltered, candid, satirical style rants will have you laughing, cringing, and nodding along.

Author

Suzie Bechtel

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 2, 2026

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Episodes

Marriage Proposal on a Toilet, Quitting Smoking & The Mandela Effect 02.07.2026

We’re back with a new episode, and this week we’re joined by friend of the pod, Gab Itnyre. Ever heard of someone getting proposed to… while sitting on a toilet? YEP. Gab shares the unbelievable story of how it happened, why she ultimately called off the engagement, and everything she learned from walking away. We also dive into the Mandela Effect and the internet theories that make us question re...

Welcome to the Stu: Quitting the Hamster Wheel 23.06.2026

Welcome to the Stu. This week, I’m taking it back to our roots about quitting the hamster wheel with a vape update, play two hotline calls from listeners navigating their own relationship with nicotine, and tell the story of an unexpected run-in with someone from my past... Whether it’s vaping, relationships, or old patterns, this episode is about recognizing when a cycle has run its course, and c...

Quitting Protection Plans 06.06.2026

Scam alert! Once again I'm exposing another fraudulent scheme placed on Americans every day: "Big" protection plan. People with fake profiles, using their pets as their anon account. Vape update. I talk about 18 thousand things I literally speak in webs I can't name them all. What have you quit? What do you think needs to Just Quit Already? Call the hotline and leave a voicemail...

Quit Sign Searching and Literal Directions 07.05.2026

Not everything is a sign from the Universe. A story of me saying "yes" to a dinner date of 3 gone weird. Quit trying on rings that physically will not come off LMAO Accepting the fact that the only way I can navigate through the world is with Apple Maps. Call in to the hotline 410-726-5887 and share what you're quitting or what you wish you could tell someone else to quit. leave a vo...

When I Quit Being a Rapper & Mall Shopping 30.04.2026

Story of when I thought I was a full blown rapper until my high school talent show humbled me. How the malls of America quietly quit on us. Story of using a fake ID to get my belly button pierced. No nicotine life updates (spoiler I'm not tweaking out) Call in and share what you're quitting 410-726-5887 leave a voicemail

Life After Vices (Cold Calling Gab) 15.04.2026

We've been firing on all cylinders over here so its time for a chat. It's been 86 days since my last quit.. and no it's not about nicotine this time. Call the hotline 410-726-5887 and share what you've quit or are in the process of quitting

Quitting Cruises? 12.03.2026

The recap of my cruise to the Bahamas! SIKE I MISSED IT. A classic Suz story telling, internal investigation as to why this isn't shocking at all and laughing through my misfortune.

Quitting the Cosign and Slowing TF Down 19.02.2026

This week I’m quitting the cosign and slowing TF down. I bought a new car! FINALLY! We’re talking vape life (it’s actually going well), what the addiction brain is really doing, and how slowing down has helped quiet cravings. I get into embarrassment, “the files,” the Super Bowl, getting a new car, and real Skincare By Suz updates—including expansion plans and getting denied by the bank. Fewer spi...

QUIT THE CREEP 30.01.2026

Answering the question everyone wants to know, --Yes, I have had a creepy client. Hotline caller talks over coming her fear of kitchen appliances. Call the hotline with what you've quit or what needs to quit. 410-726-5887

GON' QUITTIN': Szn 2, Snitchez 10.01.2026

A heating pad check-in, vape update during the "Week of the Wean", my personal distain with gold-accented furniture, and passion for Walmart besting Target every time Call in to the hotline and share what you're quitting, what you've already quit or what you think needs to Just Quit Already 410-726-5887 leave a voicemail

Holiday Family Lore (FT. BOB) 29.12.2025

It’s a family holiday convo with a guest on the pod, my bro, Bob Bechtel—diving deep into childhood memories. Holiday traditions, movies, music, and the best and worst gifts. Do the movies The Santa Clause or A Christmas Story need to just quit already??? I tell a New Year’s Eve story from childhood involving Paul McCartney and why my sister got a margarita dumped on her head. We talk New Year’s r...

Never Quitting the Foolery!!! (or the Casino) 21.12.2025

A chat in the middle of my Skincare By Suz holiday party. I'm randomly on a chocolate martini kick (very unchic for a main beverage, but it hits.) Why do restaurants continue to force us into thinking cooking our own food "tableside" is a vibe? My knee health takes an upturn.....This is great for all of us. :) Legit tips on how to win at the casino from a gal who was throwing poker p...

Quitting Holiday 5Ks & Grinching Your Kidz 13.12.2025

It’s a holiday-themed episode, yall!! This week I’m reminiscing on why my sister is the one who taught me that a turkey trot is never the move , or any 5K for that matter. A hotline caller chimes in about parents posting their kids crying on Santa’s lap… are they doing the most? Apparently parents are straight-up canceling Christmas!? WTF lol. I also give tips on what NOT to give people this holid...

Quitting Creative Burnout..and the Ozempic of It All 05.12.2025

This week I’m talking about everything I’ve been avoiding: the creative burnout, the stiffness, the vape spiral, running Skincare By Suz — and yes… the Ozempic of it all. This episode wasn’t planned. It’s my stream of consciousness and truth telling to get myself out of a creative rut. Th!z!zforTh3G!rlz

Quitting Thanksgiving Eve & Dodging MLM Girlies (FT. HEIDI) 26.11.2025

Quit chasing that Thanksgiving Eve high from your early 20s. Save your $30 cover to the dive bar — we’re quitting the old-high-school jump scares, weird energy, and awkward tensions… lol. I’m joined by my friend Heidi, my middle-school ride-or-die, and we’re taking a nostalgic trip back to our core Thanksgiving Eve nights when it actually felt iconic (for lack of a better word). And yes… a few nam...

Quitting Old Trends & Burping in Public 07.11.2025

A hot PSA for all..are you still rocking that micro trend from 2017? Perhaps its time to quit the choker, girlie. And if you burp in public? Please be serious. Quit your terrible etiquette, this is the not comedy skit you think it is. Not my usual chatter but I dissect some Taylor Swift lyrics from the song Lover.

Commanding the Quit & Core Memory Costumes 29.10.2025

TBT to the glory days of Halloween..when I was 10 years old convincing my mom to let me dress up as a jail bird with a MONEY chain..or P!nk the singer. This week we take a nostalgic trip down Halloween Lane. Reliving the Walmart drama, wig glue, and nursing home that smelled like pea soup and beef tallow. Plus, Command the Commute calls into the hotline. We have a full podcast cross over people! T...

Walkway Wars & Time Blindness Battle 17.10.2025

A surprising and a raw vape update.. did I have to start from day 1 again??? HOTLINE callers this week: Have you heard of time blindness? Apparently it doesn't only apply to running late! Friend of the pod, Gab, calls in to talk on being "chronically early" and she's ready to quit. Then its Walkway Wars.. people who refuse to scoot over on park paths, sidewalks, and boardwalks..yeah.. we're quitti...

Quitting Men and Staying Up Late 04.10.2025

The hotline is on fire. The ULTIMATE quit: engaged and decided, nahhhh, I'm OUT! We switch gears with a caller asking for some night owl quitting advice. Like, how do you actually stop staying up so late? And of course, I update on my re-detox from vaping, fresh off Oceans Calling Festival.

Death, Taxes and Vape Updates 22.09.2025

Living up all the summer days we have left one jet ski at a time. The highly anticipated vape update (am I blowing mad clouds????), and stories of unforgettable characters I used to work with at Friendly's.

Grocery Store Gripes & Comment Section Clap Backs 13.09.2025

I catch you up on my bender-to-health reset in record time! Two (and a half?) weeks of fun, mild chaos, and recovery. It's fine :) survived lol. We dive into the hotline: one caller clapping back at a former caller about online comment culture. Another caller is airing out her grocery store gripes we ALLL can relate to. Bonus story of when I manifested something special at a Drake concert.

Golf Cart DUI's, Potlucks & Shushers 29.08.2025

My rant on how potluck dinners are unsanitary and should be canceled. The hotline caller talks about how golf cart DUI's shouldn't exist...(apparently that's a thing???). I tell you why "SHUSHERS" are the real menace to society. Chatting about the upcoming Ocean City music festivals. coming up. Plus, updates on my life as a content creator and the HATERZZZ that have been comi...

Not Quitting the White Marlin Open 18.08.2025

This week we are catching up! How was the White Marlin Open? Am I a full time influencer now?! Why are hotel trashcans obnoxiously small? An in-depth vape update and confessions from the past few weeks. Hotline caller is in with a gripe about online comment culture. CALL IN and leave a voicemail for our hotline to share your story or short rant. What needs to "Just Quit Already?" 410-726...

Quitting the Water Bill & Wasteful Friends ( FT. FIRST GUEST GAB) 28.07.2025

We speak BAD FRIENDS.....have you ever quit a friendship??? Did you travel to see a long time friend and have it be a FAIL?!...We dive in to the nitty gritty of retired friends, and how we move on with love and hilarity. call in 410-726-5887 to share your story.

Liar No More & Bye to the Birthday Blues 22.07.2025

Do you get sad on your birthday too, or is it just me? In this ep, I recap my besties wedding, and talk about how I quit being sad on my birthday.- like actually . We also have two hotline call-ins! One listener has a raw update on her relationship with her mom, and gets honest with herself. Another shares a bold decision on deciding why she quit a human search engine job.

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