Junkfood Cinema

Wrapping up their retrospective series, Brian & Cargill present a JFC Famous Bowl of the rest of their favorite movies of the last decade. All that plus...Reindeer Games??

The first episode of the new decade has dropped...cut the check! Brian and Cargill gush bromantic over their pick for best Marvel movie yet made: Captain America: The Winter Soldier. They also reveal Doctor Strange’s next ice-cream-based enemy.

As a special Christmas gift, we unwrapped a previously patron-exclusive episode on one of the craziest holiday movies of all time that may or may not have inspired Home Alone. Open up your stockings for...Deadly Games! As a special extra present, we’ve included some recent outtakes at the end of the episode. Happy Life Day!

You’re not dreaming (or are you), this week Brian and Cargill descend into pure subconsciousness with Inception. Along with the films incredible script, cast, and score, because time moves more slowly in JFC, the guys also discuss Bikini Inception, After Last Season, and the importance of being Joe Estevez. Enjoy, dream thieves!

Brian and Cargill discuss Brian’s favorite movie of the decade. It’s Attack the Block, get me? The guys chat about the influences, the music, and how great it is to watch Finn and Doctor Who battle aliens. This episode also features an even weirder Weird Science, a semantic problem with Hot Dog on a Stick, and plenty of Brian screaming at people. Download the ep, bruv. Allow it.

Racing through their list of their favorite films of the decade, Brian and Cargill lay down one long killer track on Baby Driver! The guys rock out to the soundtrack, geek out on the editing, and Brian pigs out on some Hamm. Don’t let this episode get away, download and share now!

Brian and Cargill don their coolest jackets and jump behind the wheel for a Drive. The guys discuss the insanely awesome cast, the genre-birthing score, and why this might be Ryan Gosling’s Escape from New York. Also featured, an argument about The Addams Family and more fables than your granddad told at the Thanksgiving table. Enjoy!

As they continue to reminisce about their favorite movies of the last decade, Brian and Cargill take a stroll down Sing Street. The guys discuss Cargill’s obsession with coming-of-age movies, Brian’s gripes about Flash Gordon’s football prowess, and why Cargill will never stay at the Hotel California. Download the episode and share it like you stole it!

Brian and Cargill kick off a new series on their favorite films of the last decade (aka The Rewatchables). First up, movie that needs no aca-duction: Pitch Perfect. The guys discuss why this movie shouldn’t work, why it totally does work, and why Walter Matthau is so damned horny. Don’t be a son-of-a-pitch, download and share!

In this extra spooky Halloween episode, Cargill and Brian (old priest and young priest respectively) give themselves infernal nightmares with The Exorcist III. The guys discuss how this sequel is far more than just its legendary jump scare, as well as why George C. Scott should’ve been a playable character in Mortal Kombat. Happy Junk-o-Ween!

Brian and Cargill are joined by comedian Bill Stiteler as all three exhibit Disturbing Behavior. The guys discuss the cast, the time capsule soundtrack/visual aesthetic, and the prescient condemnation of toxic masculinity. They also advocate for William Sadler to play The Rat King, warn of the killer conspiracy of Big Jingle, and explain why you can’t spell Varsity Blues without U.V. Everybody’s c...

For this week’s Patron request, Brian and Cargill jump in their jalopies and Cargill drives as fast as he can away from Follow That Bird. The guys discuss the limits of nostalgia, selling Cannonball Run to children, and inappropriate puppet noses. They also discover the connection that makes Big Bird a secret Commie killer? All this and maybe some other stuff. Ain’t there no episode too long? Down...

As Patron Request month continues, Brian and Cargill flash some badge with Police Story. The guys discuss the stunts, the legacy and he recent Criterion release f this classic. Also explored, are sugar glass, Devo, and how much cake play is too much cake play. Enjoy at your own risk!

Just released from the Patron archives, originally posted March 17th 2017, now everyone can sink their claws into this episode on Logan! Brian and Cargill are joined by director Joe Lynch to discuss the grit, the irony, and the fact that Logan is one of the best modern westerns ever made. Also discussed are Batman ruining the pearl industry, why Oscar Issac's mom loves X-Men: Apocalypse, and how W...

As Patron Request month continues, Brian and Cargill pitch their tents for Sleepaway Camp. It may be an ending in search of a film, but what an amazing ending! The guys discuss the twist, legacy, and hilarious mistakes of this cult classic! Also discussed: Chris Jericho, Papa Earl Jones, and the rocking tunes of Coverboy. Make us happy campers, download and share this episode!

Brian and Cargill violate several prime directives--while making one patron very happy--by taking on Robocop 2. The guys discuss the practical effects, the impractical plot, and practically every other topic imaginable. Also, Robocop vs. Terminator, the resurrection of a bit, and Brian reveals a shocking lack of understanding of geometry. If you're down with OCP, download and share this episode!

This week, Brian and Cargill drink a case of Bushido beer and rid rooftops of mafioso with Forrest Whittaker in Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai. in this epic Class f 99 finale, the guys discuss the playfully absurd storytelling structure, the command performance from Whittaker, and the RZA's phenomenal score. Also on the sidebar docket: Jackie Chan, Murray for elephants, and John Hurt vs John Heard....

Suit up, Junkions! This week, Brian and Cargill prove their all-star status by tangling with Mystery Men. Was this actually a good movie? The guys discus the insane cast, the meta humor, and the unexpectedly sweet moments. Also discussed are Mr. Furious’ Twitter account, getting touched by Jim Neighbors, and why the prequels desperately needed more Werner Herzog. Be a hero, download this episode!

As the Class of 99 continues, Brian and Cargill take a romantic, if unexpected, trip to Notting Hill! They discuss how the movie skirts rom com convention, the meta touches (intentional and otherwise), and why it melted even Brian’s heart. They also swap film junket horror stories, debate shellfish, and start their own techno group called Daft Prick. This episode is nice. Surreal, but nice.

Class of 99 is back in session and this week, Brian and Cargill dig up The Mummy. The guys discuss the long road through development hell that almost sent this franchise to the city of the dead before it was ever shot. They also chat Lord Lorre, Lifeforce dummies, and the movie ending that is most insane, specially in the membrane. Download quick before the episode is lost to the sands of time!

Get ready to Go! Brian and Cargill careen through the many farcical storylines of John August/Doug Liman's Go! Also discussed, playing basketball with Patton Oswalt, Super Saiyan Tim Olyphant, and why you should never call girls during 90210.

This week, Brian and Cargill jet off to Italy to match wits with The Talented Mr. Ripley. Traveling under the assumed identity of a movie podcast, the guys also con their way into discussions about infuriating TV real estate, Buca di Beppo’s, and the fleeting wonder of Barry Pepper. Be a fake somebody. Download and share this episode!

Uhhh...yeah. Brian and Cargill prepare their TPS reports and clock some time with Office Space. They discuss the time capsule comedy, the film’s affinity for Austin, and how Office Space’s structure is as baffling as Milton. All this plus gangster rap, Pot-eye the Sailor Man, and the Office Space background location where Brian worked. Grab your favorite staplers and let’s get to work!

Brian and Cargill take on Satan, censorship, and Canadians with South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. The guys discuss the MPAA, the evolution of satire, and how a combo of Oklahoma, Les Mis, and a low budget cannibal gave us the single most potty-mouthed musical of all time. If you don't download and share, you'll have no one to blame but yourself...and possibly Canada.

Prepare for fireworks of feels as Brian and Cargill weepingly confess their love for The Iron Giant. You may know the movie, but do you know the tragedy that birthed it? The innumerable cast members it almost had? That The Giant May have actually been sent here to battle Pennywise? Learn all this and move on this suuuuuuper episode!