Junk Connoisseurs

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Parts bin engineering, things that aren't an AMC Matador, and poorly-installed aftermarket sunroofs. Hit us up at junkconisr@gmail.com! Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Our subject for this episode has no place on a poster adorning a kid's wall. But we have fun imagining the poster...and the kid. Hit us up at junkconisr@gmail.com or Jonk Connoisseurs on Facebook. Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We demonstrate ADHD in podcast form.  Alan is baited into a classic Chrysler rant...but not about how they did it right.  "Shut Up And Give Me More Leather!" --Lee Iacoca, probably.   Contains references to "Idiocracy" and "Talledega Nights."...

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We talk about being "scareoused."   Contains references to "If I Had a Million Dollars" by the Bare Naked Ladies and "Futurama"  Email us junkconisr@gmail.com or on the Book of Faces at facebook.com/junkconisr/ Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Like most great podcast episodes, we start out by opening and eating candy on mic.  Eventually we also talk about automotive topics (among others).   Contains references to "Joe Dirt" and Futurama (Because always Futurama).  Email us junkconisr@gmail.com or on t...

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We discuss pranks in the shop and 3 million cars.   Contains references to "Office Space"   Email us junkconisr@gmail.com if you want to tell us one of your automotive (or not) stories. Or tell us why Alan is wrong this time. Either way.  Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr A departure from our usual format. Alan picks on our pronunciation for an hour or so while we decide what exotic/super car was the worst. Also Alex can't be bothered. Contains References to "Futurama" Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr LREs in Flanderwood and compounding trifectas.  No Iron Dukes were harmed during the recording of this episode. Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We talk about Jordan's Adventure to Florida.  Contains Futurama references that just won't go away!  Yell at us at junkconisr@gmail.com. Or send us cat pictures (like actual cats, get your mind out of the gutter)! We are game for either.   Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Your favorite TV critics talk about cars over a beer in front of a mic. Contains references to “Ghostbusters II,” “Arrested Development,” “The Simpsons,” “Futurama,” and “The Fast and The Furious.” Yell at us at junkconisr@gmail.com. You can also send us amazon gift cards...

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Why did Ford have so many v8 engines?! Gigaturd is catching on.  Yell at us at junkconisr@gmail.com Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We talk about bonehead automotive injuries and Alan teaches us the definition of entrapment Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Is dirigible a body style?  Does anybody actually read podcast episode descriptions? Let us know at junkconisr@gmail.com Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Contains references to Super Troopers. Email us junkconisr@gmail.com Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Weird, terrifying automotive failures and defunct speed parts catalogs. The one where we don't talk about an AMC Matador.  Contains references to “The Simpsons.” Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Jordan indulges us with a pick from beyond his own collection.  It's still unclear whether or not Alan has ever owned a Diplomat. References to “Anchorman” and 2002 News stories about Noise Ordinance concerns in Oakland, California. Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Processed on equipment that also handles Monte Python and “Fight Club" Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We talk about sunflower seeds, inoperable luxury options, and murderous Saab owners. Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr What kind of serious grinding are we talking about here? Also, Alan finally acknowledges he's just here to say Miatas and Chrysler products are better than everything else.  Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Alan finally realizes we don't ONLY discuss crap cars...and so now he wants to talk about...this?! Includes references to “Futurama,” “The Simpsons,” CW McCall songs, and “Jackie Brown.” Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Sometimes the best answers are left unquestioned. Includes references to “Idiocracy.” Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr You know it's a good deal when your idiot friend tries to buy it from you before you even get it home. Includes references to “Futurama," "The Simpsons," and old VW commercials Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr When we learn the fertilizer companies won't be interested in supporting us. Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Just because it sounds weird doesn't mean it's good.  And just because it's not good doesn't mean we wouldn't want one. Facebook Instagram

You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We revisit a topic from the past with additions, corrections, or just further conversation. Facebook Instagram