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Junk Connoisseurs
Three friends, Alex, Alan, and Jordan, talk about a car each episode that is interesting or unique in some way. Not always in good ways though! We keep it on the junky end of the spectrum.
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Mar 1, 2026
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Ep. 74 "Hilarifying, il Seguito" 01.03.2026 1:11:47
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Crab Walk, the Rammstein Turn Signal, and another Hilarious, Terrifying subject. We also spend a bunch of time talking about Camrys, Outlanders, and Altimas. https://discord.gg/cFbqx4nd Facebook Instagram
Ep. 73 "The first rule of podcasting..." 08.02.2026 1:11:09
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Wacky project finds, fun with "The Gumball Rally" and discussion of a good, old, weird model. Discord Facebook Instagram
Ep. 72 "You Down with U-P-P?" 26.01.2026 1:02:00
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We discuss sketchy title situations, string-trimmer drive trains, and platforms that are "pants-shittingly hilarious." Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Facebook Instagram
Ep. 71 Slapping and Tazing in the Pentalty Box 28.12.2025 1:00:21
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We try to get Alan to understand FCC regulations. Ranking system for listeners. Alan appropriates German automotive safety systems engineer culture. We discuss the car that very well may become our mascot. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/8a8hV4SJ Facebook Instagram
Ep. 70 Utter Redeckery or Resourcefullness...Formula Baltic 07.12.2025 1:06:52
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Something about our editorial staff. We discuss the one movie Tom Hanks is known for. https://discord.gg/u2uKRj8r Facebook Instagram
Ep. 69 Like Sands Through the Gearbox... 17.11.2025 1:00:52
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We're back with even MORE Bruce Dern content! A brief summary of what you can buy new with a manual transmission and a little bit about soap operas. https://discord.gg/hV4bXz7U Facebook Instagram
Ep. 68 The Destin Whir. 26.10.2025 1:07:53
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Subaru things for Alan (maybe-but-not-really), early passive restraint systems, Alex falls asleep momentarily, the oft-forgotten Dodge half-brother, Alex remembers a good rant from a previous episode and Jordan's second car (not his fifth car) Facebook Instagram
Ep. 67 "George Jetson's Car?" 06.10.2025 1:06:01
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr The one where Alan gets cancelled by the LARP community Join us on our discord! https://discord.gg/ZmMWFwZq Facebook Instagram
Ep. 66 The Safe Word is Whiskey 14.09.2025 1:16:33
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We imagine the plane crash in which Alan dies.. Also...You guys, the bathroom here is nuts. https://youtu.be/TbaBoWQSGak?si=3zpdrxeZnwS4JgxF Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/fAHSDvrY Facebook Instagram
Ep. 65 The Leviathan Alternative 24.08.2025 1:29:14
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr I bet no other podcast in 2025 gives Bruce Dern this much air time Facebook Instagram
Ep. 64 Molybdenum 03.08.2025 1:16:51
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Even though we're famously a PT Cruiser content show, we spend more time talking about molybdenum than any previous episode. Facebook Instagram
Ep. 63 Dime Store Allante 13.07.2025 51:39
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr The car so sad it sets itself on fire. "There was at on point an active club for these. The website is dead and I think that it is because all the members are dead." Facebook Instagram
Ep. 62 The Aspirational A Minus 22.06.2025 1:07:12
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Crossing the gout line...this week's subject was THE car for its time. Facebook Instagram
Ep. 61 We'll Get To That 01.06.2025 1:15:30
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Movie reviews and investment tips from the Barn Full Of Fairmonts. The subject of tonight's conversation is weird and cool...Jordan's brand Facebook Instagram
EP. 60 Alan's Fever Dream 11.05.2025 1:11:37
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr We start out talking about naps and car chase movies. It goes down hill from there. Facebook Instagram
Ep. 59 Almost As Good As A Godzilla Movie 20.04.2025 1:19:51
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Alex shows off his mastery of geometry. A warning to our listeners: This episode does acknowledge and/or suggest that there may be a negative stereotype of Corvette owners. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W Facebook Instagram
Ep. 58 Dorky Hipsters Like It 30.03.2025 56:31
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr A discussion of the vehicle born of 40% innovation. Jordan calls Alan a dorky hipster and he can't be bothered to argue. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W Facebook Instagram
Ep. 57 The conservative, helium-heavy investment portfolio enables us to buy blimps 09.03.2025 1:04:54
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Nissan Plane vs. Subaru Helicopter vs. Mitsubishi Blimp. The one where Alan acknowledges he doesn't have enough money yet to buy respect. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W Facebook Instagram
Ep. 56 Of Marpos and Chyrslers 16.02.2025 1:15:06
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Old man rants. Alan objectifies back humps. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W Facebook Instagram
Ep. 55 Hybrids and Diesels and Sports Cars, Oh My! 26.01.2025 1:32:28
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr The opposite of a concise conversation about a particular vehicle. We learn about the concept "No Drama, no good" Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W Facebook Instagram
Ep. 54 All the Bells Went "Clink" 05.01.2025 59:46
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr And so it has come to this... Another episode where we persevere through technical difficulties. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W Facebook Instagram
Ep. 53 Schrödinger's Car 15.12.2024 57:28
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr BDR Update: Bad Decisions make for great stories Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W Facebook Instagram
Ep. 52 Hank Hill's Limousine 24.11.2024 1:25:00
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Alex wants to be a baby boomer and Alan uses a Gene Autry song as a metaphor for death. We finally start to embrace our podcast famousity. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W Facebook Instagram
Ep. 51 Suicide Shocks 10.11.2024 1:12:47
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Brought to you by: multimeters. Link to the song we talked about during this episode: https://youtu.be/E4Gr5lIdykE?si=BwD2WyIyO6cS3zYU Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W Facebook Instagram
Ep. 50 High School Talent Show 27.10.2024 1:07:25
You text us here but it won't allow us to respond for some weird reason. Hit us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr Electronics repair and practice kids Facebook Instagram
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