Ari Urban and Pager Dashen
Judgment Awaits
Join Ari and Pager as they read Judgmental, the Undertale-based fanfic they wrote together in middle school. Enjoy cringey 12-year-old humor, a very poor plot, and a somewhat understandable explanation of the story as it has come to be today. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast
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Ari Urban and Pager Dashen
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May 17, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 57 - The One They Stole? 17.05.2026 48:48
Today on Judgment Awaits: We're still in Outertale, Vine is a double-asshole, and A632 wishes somebody would care. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 56 - Alien Experiments First 13.04.2026 42:44
Today on Judgment Awaits: Vine can't swear, Concord gets soul-snatched, and A632 tries to do his job. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 55 - What Are Doing Now? 05.04.2026 48:46
Today on Judgment Awaits: S is a bully, Grape is a background character, and Pixis is in the wrong story. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 54 - God Doesn't Know 28.03.2026 52:33
Today on Judgment Awaits: Detri asks stupid questions, S gets factory reset, and Pixis is a little too OP for this story. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 53 - I'll Never Be Them 22.03.2026 49:48
Today on Judgment Awaits: S shows up, Grape learns about Detri's pessimistic world view, and Vi is a liability. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 52 - I Wouldn't Say "Forever" 16.03.2026 48:18
Today on Judgment Awaits: Nightmare makes some questionable desicions, Concord gets to be "cool," and S (almost) shows up. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 51 - You Can't Destroy This One, It's an Original 09.03.2026 45:05
Today on Judgment Awaits: Taylor is not drunk, Detri gets hit by snowballs, and nobody cares about Grape's real name. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 50 - Apparently Grape is Evil Now 02.03.2026 46:18
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape looks crazy, Ash says Grape's name, and S is salty. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 49 - Why Do You Like Spiders? 21.02.2026 44:41
Today on Judgment Awaits: Schatten is pissed, Grape ain't doing so hot, and Ash is fine. Kinda. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 48 - Who Else in this Multiverse has Brown Sleeves? 14.02.2026 40:28
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape is an orphan, S gets pissed at their grammer being critiqued, and shit goes down. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast .
Episode 47 - She Smells Too Good, Bruh 09.02.2026 40:45
Today on Judgment Awaits: Vi is too much, Grape is screwed, and Logan and Grape get to start becoming friends. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 46 - You're Hurting Me Mentally 01.02.2026 46:47
Today on Judgment Awaits: Logan is old, Grape can't read a room, and Vi gets hyped up on sugar. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 45 - A Portal Leading to a Lava Pit 27.01.2026 48:39
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape gets fed up with Logan, his name is Phin, and Vine has to intervene to be the responsible one. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 44 - No More Mister-Misses Nice Maniac! 19.01.2026 49:53
Today on Judgment Awaits: S is curious, Logan can't pick a side, and Ash gets a door slammed in her face. At least she's in this episode. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 43 - We're All Dumb Here 12.01.2026 39:11
Today on Judgment Awaits: S is dumb, Vi gets killed, and Grape fails to be the responsible one. Yet again. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 42 - Wrong! It's Helping Myself Feel Better 03.01.2026 41:41
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape is an irresponsible adult, Ash gives up, and S is a maniac. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 41 - Polite Grape 22.12.2025 45:15
Today on Judgment Awaits: Ash stands up for herself, Grape gets herself into more trouble, and Logan is now an honorary doctor. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 40 - Am I Wrong? 15.12.2025 39:38
Today on Judgment Awaits: Ash is forced to be vague, S is an asshole (and Pager loves them for it), and Grape tries to be a responsible adult. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 39 - Everyone and Their Mom Has Something to Tell Grape 08.12.2025 43:01
Today on Judgment Awaits: More of Ari's characters get introduced, Grape can't catch a break, and Ash makes a reapperance. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 38 - Have You Ever Had a Friend, Inno? 16.11.2025 41:17
Today on Judgment Awaits: Grape collects En's pages eight, Inno has a breakdown, and Ash is not doing so hot. Surprisingly. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 37 - Crud. 09.11.2025 38:41
Today on Judgment Awaits: Promise dumps some meaningless lore, Vi is dense, and Grape relives some memories. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 36 - "Heck" Without the "ck" 03.11.2025 45:22
Today on Judgment Awaits: Promise tries deperately to be relevant, Grape and Vi go on a scavenger hunt, and Vi is the OG multiverse mortician. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 35 - Ass is Grass'ed by the Shipper 27.10.2025 39:04
Today on Judgment Awaits: A is a little too proud of herself, Promise tries desperately to be relevant, and Inno returns to cause shipping chaos. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 34 - It's Your Road to Freedom, Sister 19.10.2025 43:18
Today on Judgment Awaits: The court scene finally happens, Grape gives up, and Schatten's parents gets debated. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
Episode 33 - I'm Gonna Feed Ya to the Wolves 13.10.2025 52:37
Today on Judgment Awaits: Vi becomes the main character, Nightmare acts out of character, and we're almost at the court scene. We Promise. Email us your questions, comments, and theories at judgmentawaitspodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky and read the episode transcripts at @j_awaitspodcast and @j-awaitspodcast
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