Judging Things

It’s the season one finale, and we’re going out with a rapid-fire round of “Li’l Judgies”—quick takes on some random things we secretly judge. No topic is too trivial to tackle, from long toenails and flat sheets to checkout charities and clapping at movies. and the chaos of tipping culture. Between the laughs, we also touch on bigger ideas like how we celebrate love, why certain dates matter, and...

Restaurants aren’t just about food anymore—they’re a full-blown performance. In this episode of Judging Things,we spill the tea on over-the-top dining experiences—from hibachi theatrics (flying shrimp = chaos) to tableside guac that should wow but sometimes just… doesn’t. We dive into birthday song cringe, weirdly intimate singing waiters, and the emotional damage of being forced onto a Texas Road...

Concerts: magical, overpriced chaos where vibes matter more than vocals and someone might ruin your night by sitting. In this episode of Judging Things, we dive into everything from three-hour legends (hi, Rod Stewart) to one-hour letdowns, jam bands that drift into “deep space,” and the eternal war of sitters vs. standers. We’re sharing bathroom line heists, tailgating triumphs, merch guilt, and...

In this episode of Judging Things Podcast, we dive headfirst into the chaotic world of weird toys—from nightmare-fuel Furbies to high-maintenance Tamagotchis and the inexplicably iconic troll dolls. Expect unfiltered nostalgia, cursed toy lore, and one VERY questionable Furby awakening. If you’ve ever wondered why ‘90s toys felt alive (and slightly possessed), this episode delivers laughs, trauma,...

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, snack-filled, emotionally volatile world of Bingo. From its humble beginnings as Beano to full-blown party events like Bingo Loco, we cover it all—and judge it hard. Expect passionate rants about bingo table strategy, lucky tchotchkes, and the social hierarchy of bingo halls—where vibes matter, snacks are currency, and winning twice makes you pub...

In this sugar-fueled episode of Judging Things, we dive headfirst into the chaotic, colorful world of Easter candy—and nothing is safe from judgment. From Cadbury Creme Eggs getting borderline inappropriate attention to Peeps sparking full-blown outrage, this episode is basically a candy-coated roast session. Along the way, debate solid vs. hollow chocolate bunnies like it’s a personality trait, d...

Welcome back to Judging Things, where dry lips meet ruthless opinions and absolutely no product is safe. In this episode, the girls dive headfirst into the cutthroat world of lip balm reviews—and yes, things get weird. From the “OG basic” ChapStick to crunchy-girl Burt’s Bees, spicy Carmex, chaotic Starburst-flavored nonsense, and one rogue under-the-boob vet clinic chapstick, no lip moisturizer e...

What happens when two iconic regional flavors go head-to-head in potato chip form — and our taste buds are the referees?  In this episode of Judging Things, we crack open two bold Game Day Flavor potato chips from Herr’s: Carolina Style BBQ Pulled Pork and Philly Cheesesteak. One promises smoky Southern barbecue goodness, while the other attempts to capture the unmistakable taste of Philadelphia’s...

Glass slippers? Questionable life choices? Iconic sidekicks? We’re judging it all. In this episode of Judging Things, we dive headfirst into the wildly popular (and wildly unfair) judgments people love to make about Disney Princesses—and then we add our own, because obviously. From Ariel’s alleged “boy-craziness” to Sleeping Beauty’s impressive commitment to naps, to Snow White’s very questionable...

Gather ‘round the table—because we have thoughts. In this episode of Judging Things, we roll the dice and judge board games in all their cardboard-and-chaos glory. We talk about the real pain of learning a new game (why is the rulebook 47 pages long?), the different types of players every group inevitably has (you know the one), and the sacred—yet controversial—world of “house rules”. We dish on t...

Welcome to Judging Things, the podcast where opinions are shared freely, laughter is guaranteed, and absolutely nothing is safe from judgment. Each week, three friends take a topic—whether it’s everyday annoyances, pop culture trends, lifestyle choices, or the little things we all secretly have opinions about—and put it on the stand for a fun, completely unofficial verdict. We’re not experts and w...