John and Dylan: Online

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Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about a song that has been controversial since it was written in the 1940s, Baby It's Cold Outside. Is this it sexually aggressive? Does it endorse pre-martial sex? Is it even about Christmas? The answer to all these questions is available by listening to these two bald dorks ramble on about crap for about 40 minutes. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/jo...

A 10 minute preview of incriminating audio from John and Dylan's Patreon feed Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about some crazy celebrity voicemails. Lets. Get. Sad! We have Pat O'Brien before he went to rehab, Mel Gibson drunk out of his mind and sober (!?!?!) Alec Baldwin. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebo...

A 10-minute preview of incriminating audio from John and Dylan's Patreon feed Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Dane Cook! From his humble beginnings doing stand-up in Boston with some of the biggest names right now like Bill Burr and Joe Rogan, to performing in stadiums to marrying someone in Gen Z. Please listen to these two balding men ramble and swear we have so little Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people...

It's a sexy little teaser where Dylan and John talk about The Grateful Dead from the 80s onwards for a bit, but mostly other weird stuff like the Iron Sheik and The OC Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Pokemon Go! This amazing game took Nintendo from being bajillionaires to being triple bajillionaires! It's time to evolve some Charazard's while you hear two middle-aged men talk about cartoons! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube...

Mostly John Hastings plus Dylan Gott in parts talk about the Grateful Dead! John teaches Dylan about the Dead in part one of this two-part series available on our Patreon patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about a time before Donald Trump when 4Chan was loved by everyone except Scientology. Let's talk some 2008 hacking baby! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. S...

The Full episode on our Patreon feed has us talking about The Godfather, Tik Tok, Sneaking into Stuff, vandalism, grinding, being a drunk jerk and more complete trash Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Jim Rome! You might not know Jim Rome, you might only know him from calling former NFL QB Jim Everett 'Chris' (which was a reference to female tennis player Chris Everett, who's a lady and that's bad) but he's been on the radio for over 30 years and we talked about him for some reason. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on...

A preview of the John and Dylan: Online Patreon feed! This episode has high school stories, scammers, wedding fights, drinking, smoking, vaping and the most lit depressing climate change talk you ever did hear baby! Full episode at Patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Jenna Marbles! From her humble beginnings with Barstool sports to her blackface to her lying down as a whole video. She came, she conquered and she left. A true internet success story Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylan...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk present a 10-minute preview of our Patreon feed! In the full episode, we talk about 70s movies, 9-11, climate change, history, and high school so just some light topics thoughtfully discussed by idiots. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTu...

In a make-up episode for the early release of our Newgrounds.com episode, comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Rancid! This is from our Patreon feed so it's got even less info than you're used to. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter faceb...

We have a Patreon episode available right now here's a teaser dorks! Patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Newgrounds dot com! In the early 2000s, there was a little thing called Flash that ran computer games that ranged from simple kitschy fun to so terribly offensive that writing them out in this description would get us put on a list. So that's why we talked about them in depth on this mint ep of our boss show! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johna...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about House of Cards, Kevin Spacey being charged with a bunch of uh ohs and a bunch of trademark rambling Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about the greatest moment in television history when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock! Then they ramble on about The Oscars, comeback movies, if Wild Wild West was successful and therapy talk Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylano...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about The Try Guys! 4 men started out with a mission, to try things and make videos for Buzzfeed while doing it. Not only did they do that but one of them was cheating on his wife the whole time. Listen to us talk about that along with some other garbage! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're s...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Kendall Jenner's insane Pepsi Ad and Logan Paul's Prime card that's coming up! Enjoy the ignorance dorks! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about how the Paris Hilton sex tape came to be. Here's the short version, a divorced professional poker player taped them having sex then saw a path to making money. Click the episode to listen to the much much longer version! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonlin...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Brendan Schaub's Gringo Papi, which is the most widely hated and mocked stand-up comedy special of all time and in the 1st section we talk about Shoenice a man who eats random things whose life is muchos sad now Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG,...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about the never-ending feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell. It all started with a pagent winner testing positive for blow and gets more fun from there! You get some classic Trump insults and some patented side-tracked conversations. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @j...