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Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Andy Elliott, a man who says he was one of the most successful car salesmen ever but definitely plays make-believe like he's in the army. Let's all saddle up and join The Elliott Army and watch some TikToks that'll optimize you to the point you won't be able to recognize yourself. Enjoy! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so pe...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about the rise of celebrity boxing! From it's humble beginnings on Fox in the 2000s celebrity boxing has taken the world by storm with the help of Logan Paul, KSI and the champion of beating formerly great fighters Jake Paul. Listen to these two dweebs blather on about a bunch of dork crap that'll hopefully not be relevant in 2 years Enjoy! Give us money...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Morgan Spurlock! Morgan came to prominence in the 2000s by making Super Size Me a documentary that turned out to be pretty fake. Then during #metoo he apologized before anyone accused him of anything and it blew it up in his face. Let's have a mint time talking about this dork. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about the band that every teenage punk fan hated with the passion of a thousand suns, Good Charlotte. We drink milk we love life Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Google+, a social media site by the biggest company in the world that had like 5 users. There's like 9 good facts in here and about 45 minutes of pure trash so please enjoy Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about The Game. If you aren't middle aged, this book was the scourge of the middle 2000s, it made some men think they could pick up women just by asking them to envision a cube. Written by Neil Strauss who also wrote 'The Dirt' it revolutionized creeping people out in bars and helped create the incel movement. Enjoy? Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddyl...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Kathy Griffin! She was on the ground level of alternative comedy in the 90s then took a photo that almost ruined her life. Some of it is about complaining about ballads on metal albums from the 80s and 90s. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Vice Media! These two middle aged nerds catalog Vice from it's time as a hipster magazine in the early 2000s run by future proud boy Gavin McInnes to Shane Smith making people store stuff in their butts (allegedly). Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Bill Maher, the former host of Politically Incorrect, current host of Club Random and guy that annoys everyone Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See a...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about a woman who is not only a lawyer but might be responsible for a couple suicides, Nancy Grace! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about ex-football player, podcaster and jacked 55 year old Shannon Sharpe. John watch a couple of episodes of Club Shay Shay and wants to talk baby. We talk Brittany Renner, Cam Newton Skip Bayless and peeing. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Chat Roulette & Doja Cat! This is what happens when you have two good topics where you can explain all the info pretty quickly. But we of course get off track wildly so enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about Roy Chubby Brown! This episode wanders around. Not only do we talk about a racist comedian from the 80s we also ramble about being cheap, Blackpool, drunk comics, and pizza. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about a band that redefined something or whatever who gives a dick, it's Motley Crue! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

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Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about a website that people used to only use because they needed a job but now use to post weird inspirational quotes, LinkedIn! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter facebook.com/johnanddylanonline Hosted on...

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Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about a man who has conquered YouTube at the tender age of 25, 'Mr. Beast' Jimmy Donaldson. As a kid watching YouTube videos Jimmy wanted to make that his full time job. Now he's done that, become a millionaire and still sleeps in a small bed in a room with very little decoration. This scares us to no end.  Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnandd...

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Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about one of the first YouTube sensations, Kimbo Slice! A jacked bald guy knocking out fat bouncers in backyards stole the nations heart in the mid 2000s until he sunk an entire MMA organization by getting knocked out in less than 10 seconds. Hear this story as it should be told, by two balding comedians. Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonl...

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Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about a man who hosts or has hosted every show on TV, Ryan Seacrest! What is there behind that smile? Nothing? The tears of a thousand orphans? Listen to find out! Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so people think we're successful! @johnanddylanonline for IG, Tik Tok, YouTube @johndylanonline for Twitter faceboo...

Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk about one of the first celebrity apologies following a cancellation, Michael Richards! Kramer freaked out at the Laugh Factory and said some awful stuff. Did he make a press release? Nope he went on a TV show (that Dylan says was live during the show but absolutely isn't) Enjoy! Give us money! patreon.com/johnanddylanonline Join us on social media so peo...