Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

Joe watches a movie which is a balm for his injured soul, "A Fireman for Christmas" (2023) ! This is the perfect movie for this series. Bewildering! Bizarre! Nonsensical! Just a wonder of bad stuff all rolled into one. It was so much fun to watch. Joe has a great time talking about this movie in this, the tenth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe watches the very dumb, very stupid "A Christmas Vintage" (2023) ! Grown adults are told they can't date because they work for competing companies and I'm supposed to take this movie seriously? One character is so nasty to everyone else, he comes off like a cartoon character, and I'm supposed root for him to find love? No thanks! Listen to Joe unravel in this, the ninth episode of the fourth se...

Joe checks out the desert heavy drama, "Christmas a la Mode" (2019) ! When Emily finds out her family farm is going to be shut down unless she can come up with a lot of money, she turns to where we all do: ice cream. Can Emily and Charlie Business find a way to make enough money and save the day? Maybe! Probably! Listen to a very groggy and subdued Joe on this, the eighth episode of the fourth sea...

Joe watches the delightful and genuinely sweet Chrsitmas film, The Holiday Exchange (2024) ! Wilde has gone through a breakup and needs a new place to go. Oliver feels stuck and would also like a change of pace. The two guys decide to swap locations and the magic of romance ensues! Joe really enjoyed this one! The end! Listen to Joe struggle with so many characters while trying to describe a move...

Joe watches the fresh-baked holiday treat, Sugar & Spice Holiday (2020) ! Depsite what I wrote above, the movie is actually only okay! It's totally inoffensive, especialy when compared to the awfulness of yesterday's movie. Anyway, Suzy goes home for the holidays and ends up roped into a baking competition. Will Suzy and her old friend Billy win the competition? Could they also prossibly win each...

Joe watches a movie he absolutely detested, "Better Watch Out" (2016) . Look, Joe always tries to watch a scary Christmas movie for the episode that comes out on Christmas. This year was no different. Unfortunately, he watched a movie he loathed. It was no fun at all, not even a little. This episode is short as heck! Listen to Joe as mad as you'll hear him in this, the fifth episode of the fourth...

Joe watches a movie that loves it's sap-related puns, "Sappy Holiday" (2022) ! When Joy has car trouble en route to meet her boyfriend's parents for the first time, she finds herself staying with the Lewis family, the owners of a big maple syrup farm. In very short order, she learns life lessons and helps them change their gosh darn lives! It's not bad! Listen to Joe be very tired in this, the fou...

Joe checks out the hoppy holiday movie, The Christmas Brew (2024) ! Tori is sent by the big beveragle conglomerate she works for to go buy a local brewery. As you might expect, it's not that simple. The brewery owner, Evan, has no interest selling, but he might have an interest in Tori. What happens when a simple business deal gets caught up in the feel(ings)? Listen to Joe talk about a movie that...

Joe watches the fun and actually enjoyable rom-rom, A Christmas Dance Reunion (2021) ! What happens when Lucy heads back to her hometown to celebrate the closure of one of her favorite holiday memories? Well, she falls in love, of course!  Listen to Joe talk about a movie he enjoys and a character her adores in this, the second episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60...

Joe kicks off season 4 by watching the sleepy time tea of movies, Holidays at the Ranch (2023)! When Kate is forced to go back to her home town thanks to her inconsiderate dad dying, she comes face to face with her old boyfriend, Matt. We then spend 40% of the whole movie on two dates with Matt. They are unending! Joe is unconsolable. Get back on the horse with Joe as he makes a very exciting anno...

Joe watches a movie that lies about being a Christmas movie, Perfect Messy Holiday (2021). Emily decides to spend Christmas away from her family and heads to the sunny shores of Australia to finally write her book. Then it's not about Christmas any more. Instead, it's about her in Australia falling in love with someone back in her homeland of England. Also, her friend might be dying. Check out Joe...

00a. A Very British Christmas Joe is back and has brought a new Christmas movie with him, A Very British Christmas (2019) ! You ever watch a movie where it feels like nothing happened? Anyway, Jessica Bailey finds herself stuck in a small northern English town and IMMEDIATELY falls in love with a bloke. Then she threatens to leave, but never leaves. That's the movie. Welcome back Joe with open ear...

3. Family Ornaments It's all unraveling and we're only three episodes in to  The 25 Days of Joemas ! Today's movie was one Joe really, really did not like. It's the family-friendly, childhood trauma-focused, be-careful-what-you-wish-for holiday adventure,  "Family Ornaments" (2023) ! Meet Meredith! She's one of the most unlikeable protagonists we've met yet! She's an awful sister, mean wife, invas...

2. Mistletoe Time Machine Welcome to the second episode of  The 25 Days of Joemas ! Today's celebration of Joemas centers on the high school time travel good time (don't focus too much on the trauma),  "Mistletoe Time Machine" (2022) ! Ishani, Mei-Ling, and Taijah were high school best friends. They were also a part of the confusingly popular band, SQUAD 3D! That is, they were until the events of...

1. Christmas Lucky Charm It's a the first episode of a new series! Welcome to The 25 Days of Joemas ! It's not as many as 60 movies! Joe explains in this episode what's going on! Lastly, Joe watches a movie that's fine, but also sort of bad,  "Christmas Lucky Charm" (2022) ! Poor Jessica! All of her exes get married right after she breaks up with them. Is she cursed? Or is she a lucky charm for th...

61. Love's Sweet Recipe Joe accidentally watches a movie that's not a Christmas movie, "Love's Sweet Recipe" (2021) ! Why is there another episode? How did this happen? Well, Joe made a mistake and decided to make the most out of it! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the sixty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know ho...

60. Christmas Song Joe watches a movie not actually about a Christmas song, "Christmas Song" (2012) ! One of the things Joe has noticed in his endless journey through the endless morass of Christmas movies is that they often feature main characters that are absolutely detestable! This movie is no different! Find this one on Youtube and regret you watched it just like Joe! Listen to Joe brings thin...

59. A Very Corgi Christmas Joe watches the dog movie that's not as much about a dog as the title implies, "A Very Corgi Christmas" (2019) ! I'm thinking about this now, for the first time, but this movie is never really about a dog. Yes, there is a dog in it, but it's not what the movie is about at all. It's about a woman who works too much learning to appreciate her family and Christmas. The dog...

58. Love You Like Christmas Joe watches a movie that could have been made by pulling Christmas movie tropes out of a hat, "Love You Like Christmas" (2016) ! When Big City Maddie finds herself in Small Town Christmas Valley, what in the heck is going to happen? If you guessed change the lives almost everyone in that town while also falling in love with a Christmas tree farmer and his daughter, you'...

57. Lucky Christmas Joe watches a movie about a good guy with an awful friend, Lucky Christmas (2011) ! Mike is a good guy, but he has a friend who is just the worst. This movie does not focus nearly enough on just how gross his friend is. Instead, we're supposed to focus on nice Holly who wins the lottery, but then has her car stolen. Fine, if you insist! Listen to Joe falling apart as he nears t...

56. Silent Night, Bloody Nighty Joe and his pal Rusty watch the WILD Christmas horror movie, "Silent Night, Bloody Night" (1972) ! It's the conclusion to the Silent Night saga as Rusty returns with his last selection. Neither guy was ready for what they were about to see. This movie is, visually, awful and almost indecipherable at times. The sound is often muffled. It's a mess! And, yet, it is so...

55. Snow Joe watches the wacky family comedy, "Snow" (2004) ! This is a very kooky movie! Nick Snowden is the son of the previous Santa and he's ready for his first year as the man in the red suit. Unfortunately, one of his reindeer has gone missing?! This leads Nick on a journey to California where he finds more than his reindeer... he finds love. Joe reckons with a movie that's kind of silly, bu...

54. Fit for Christmas Joe watches a movie with two awful lead characters, "Fit for Christmas (2022)" ! Audrey teaches fitness classes. Griffin works for a mega-ski resort company. They meet. They are very mean to each other. Then they fall in love. It's not fun! Listen to Joe detest characters to a degree that shocked even him in this, the fifty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN...

53. A Christmas for the Books Joe watches a movie with a character he hates so much, it's embarrassing, "A Christmas for the Books" (2018) ! When love expert Joanna gets the job opportunity of her life! The only catch is they expect her to have a boyfriend! Why? Because she's a liar.  Watch Joanna continue to lie while also being incredibly arrogant until she's not and we're supposed to like her....

52. Christmas Scavenger Hunt Joe watches the promising yet infuriating flick "Christmas Scavenger Hunt" (2019) ! When Belinda has to go back home to crush dreams, she accidentally joins the annual Christmas Scavenger Hunt! What follows is a nonsensical series of events that only serve to make Joe mad the more they go on. Merry Christmas! Joe dies a little inside on this, the fifty-second episode o...