Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

Joe watches the self-titled English Christmas flick, "A Very English Christmas" (2023) ! Emma has to go to England for her half-sister's wedding and, boy, do things get very English and very Christmas! The movie is fine! It concludes with smooching! Listen to Joe at his worst audio quality ever due to a mistake he made in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS...

Joe catches the movie that's not really about cooking, "A Christmas Princess" (2019) ! Jessica owns a failing restaurant and then a prince comes in looking for a chef. He eats her meatloaf and chooses her. Eventually, they smooch. The end! Joe chats about how they didn't actually get dinner in this, the thirty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know your favorite...

To celebrate Thanksgiving, Joe watches the holiday appropriate movie, "The Great Turkey Town Miracle" (2023) ! Conor McCloud, who is not the guy from Highlander, is a laid off radio DJ searching for a job. What he finds is much more. (He finds spirituality.) Enjoy Joe chatting about a movie in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know how many turke...

Joe checks out the dare-filled flick, "12 Dares of Christmas" (2023) ! When Elara screws yet another thing up, can Gabrielle the teacher from France forgive her? Probably! This movie is about two sticks in the mud who get less stuck in the mud. And then they kiss! Wow! LIsten to Joe get confused about days of Christmas in this, the thirty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAY...

Joe watchesa reunion from Holiday in Handcuffs, "A Very Merry Toy Store" (2017) ! Connie and Will own competing toy stores with a feud that has lasted years. Everything is flipped on its head when a new toy store comes to town! What will Connie and Will do? Smooch, of course! Listen to Joe's first podcast in days in this, the thirty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let...

Joe watches a movie that is basically an organ donation PSA, The Christmas Chain (2024) ! Jerome was in an accident and needs a kidney. He meets a woman who has a kidney to offer. Most of the rest of the movie is her (and the viewer) learning about the process of organ donation. Enjoy! Joe is already an organ donor @joemoc on Twitter and Instagam !

Joe watches the star-obsessed Christmas movie, One Starry Christmas (2014) ! There's a lady who has a bad boyfriend and she meets a cool cowboy. Will love blossom? You betcha. The best part of this movie is the one random song in the middle. You should check it out! Joe degrades ever so slowly in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Joe posts fun artwork @j...

Joe watches the Christmas tree flick, "Fir Crazy" (2013) ! What happens when Elise loses her job and her boyfriend in one day? Well, Chrsitmas comes to the rescue, that's what! Also, Joe is very tired! Listen to Joe slowly erode, like a stone under dripping water, in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know about your favorite Christmas tree @joem...

Joe watches a movie that gets under his skin way more than it should, "Hitched for the Holidays" (2012) ! Joe is in a mood for this one. He gets mad at many things and maybe, possibly, some of the things didn't deserve it. You be the judge! Listen to Joe get really mad about sexual harrassment in this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know your fake...

Joe watches yet another Christmas movie, "It's a Christmas Thing" (aka "Peppermint and Postcards") (2023) ! Why isn't Cara dating anyone? That's the question on the minds of everyone in her family including her ex-husband's new girlfriend. Even her daughter is confused! So her daughter sends a letter to Santa wishing for her mom to find CHRISTMAS LOVE! What about after Christmas? New Year loneline...

Joe checks out a movie that's totally fine, "The Search for the Secret Santa" (2022) ! Joe can't write a description for this one. He's too tuckered out. Basically, a lady finds a present from decades ago that was never delivered and tries to unwravel the mystery of why it was never delivered and who it was for. It's pretty all right, all told. Maybe watch it? Joe is swaying in the breeze in this,...

Joe endures the movie with seven people in it, The Christmas Venue (2023) ! Cait's dad is going to have to sell his inn unless she can come up with a plan to save it. She does! They'll pretend to be a wedding venue and try to trick people in paying them to have a wedding there! And here's the thing: it works! Hear Joe wear away like a stone under a waterfall in this, the twenty-fourth episode of J...

Joe takes to the skies with the airline-focused holiday movie, "Christmas Takes Flight" (2021) ! Jenny finds out the new boss of her airline is a stick in the mud. He's all "business business business" and she's all "not business". Will they end up on the same page? And will that page involve smooching? Maybe! Listen to Joe slowly unwravel in this, the twenty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRIST...

Joe watches a movie with too much dialogue, "See You Next Christmas" (2021) ! This movie takes place over the course of SIX YEARS and people constantly refer to things that happened YEARS ago. It's wild to Joe. The movie wasn't to his liking. Listen to Joe record the third of three podcasts on the same day in this, the twenty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe kn...

Joe watches the Scottish holiday movie, "Lost at Christmas" (2020) ! Rob and Jen find themselves alone and with a broken heart on Christmas Eve. Can being stuck in an inn cure their ails? Maybe a little! This movie is pretty good! Listen to Joe record the second of three podcasts on the same day in this, the twenty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're...

Joe watches the fairly fun Christmas flick, "A Very Vintage Christmas" (2019) ! Dodie and Olivia open a new antique store and accidentally fall into a Chrsitmas adventure! There's also a hunky handyman with the hots for Dodie! The mystery is pretty fun! The rest is fine! The end! Listen to Joe record the first of three podcasts on the same day in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRIS...

Joe watches the genuinely nice movie, "The Christmas Checklist" (2022) ! Here's the thing: this is a pretty good movie! You should watch it instead of listening to Joe try to talk about it. Joe really enjoyed it. It does get a little cliche for no good reason at one point, but that's small potatoes. Just watch it. Listen to Joe struggle to convey a movie he enjoyed in this, the nineteenth episode...

Joe watches the plain vanilla Christmas flick, " A Very Charming Christmas Town" (2020) ! Aubrey writes for a travel blog and decides to visit the most Christmas-y town in America, Solvang. It goes relaly well for her because she has a great time and gets a boyfriend. Good for Aubrey! Joe does not get as much out of watching the movie as Aubrey gets out of being in the movie in this, the eighteent...

Joe watches unfunny family film "A Christmas Hero" (also known as "A Firehouse Christmas") (2016) ! Joe did not like this movie. It's not the worst, but it sure didn't work for him. In fact, it made him angry and sad at times. The end. Listen to Joe become broken Joe in this, the seventeenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you'd propose the same day you first tel...

Joe watches the very un-fun, "Saving Christmas Spirit" (2022) ! Lucy, an anthropologist, goes to Scotland to find out if some recently unearthed journals are legit. Then the movie sets up a plot where she's trying to find an ancient shrine, but the movie also doesn't care about that plot so it's a waste of time. Joe gets very frustrated. Listen to Joe call Lucy "Stacy" a few times in this, the six...

Joe gets irrationally angry at Holiday for Hire (2024) ! When Katie gets dumped right before she heads home for Christmas, she decides to lie! She lies a lot! For no good reason! Will she get her comeuppance? Not to Joe's liking! Listen to Joe get genuinely mad at this movie multiples times in this, the fifteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what you'd charge...

Joe watches the odd and engaging Christmas film, "A New Christmas" (2019) ! While Gabir deals with Christmas for the first time since his mom's passing, he meets a new friend who changes the way he looks at the past. An interesting movie! It made me cry! Listen to Joe sit outside and talk to himself in this, the fourteenth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!...

Joe watches the movie that basically takes place in one setting, "Chrsitmas on 5th Avenue" (2021) ! Eva runs a company that offers to run errands and solve problems for you... but for a price. When the new task is to fix a man broken by loss, what will the true cost be? Almost certainly a big ol' smooch! I'm not sure if any of this makes sense! Listen to Joe get mad a minor continuity error in thi...

Joe watches the overstuffed yet fun enough holiday flick, "A Chrsitmas Wish" (2019) ! Joe returns once again to the works of Hilary Burton Morgan. She's starred in some of his favorites from the prior three seasons so it only made sense to check out a movie he hadn't seen. It has to do with a magical Christmas Wish and also features Pam Grier! It's pretty all right! Hear Joe struggle to keep track...

Joe watches the utter mess, "A Christmas Love" (2020) ! What is this movie? It is almost inexplicable, but Joe does his best. He can say it involves a stand-in for Santa or Jesus leaping from behind a bush, but that's all he knows for sure. Listen to Joe talk about a movie that feels twice as long as it is in this, the eleventh episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60...