Joe Bloggs About Films

'Venom: The Last Dance' brings to a close this epic symbiote journey for Eddie Brock and his best mate, Venom. Even though Sony get a bad wrap for their Spidermanless spin offs, the Venom films are ones that I do have a soft spot for. They're simply dumb fun with a brilliant performance from Tom Hardy. 'The Last Dance' continues that trend of dumb fun and Tom Hardy shining, however, I did come awa...

Coralie Fargeat brings us 'The Substance', a satirical body horror flick that has taken audiences and critics by storm. It seems everyone has been talking about the release, and its easy to see why. The film has had such a mixed reaction, that I had to check it out to see what the fuss was about.... Regardless of where you stand, 'The Substance' certainly delivers on what it was set out to do, and...

In 2002, Rob Bowman unleashed 'Reign of Fire' into cinemas - and sadly, it didn't set the world alight. But even though the film disappointed at the box office, I still don't think we've had a better dragon themed film release since. Not only did the film have great characters to root for, played excellently by Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey, but it also changed the game on the Dragon desi...

As much as the first 'Joker' didn't really need a sequel, its hard for a studio to leave things alone - especially when a film you release brings on 2 Oscar wins, as well as over $1 billion at the box office. So alas, here we are with a sequel that no one really asked for; 'Joker: Folie à Deux'.. and unfortunately, its a huge misfire. The musical aspect derail's the movie on a number of occasions,...

'Joker' was a huge smash hit when it dropped in 2019. Grossing over $1 Billion, as well as winning 2 Oscars; one being for Joaquin Phoenix's mesmerising and unsettling lead performance, it generated a huge buzz and fan base. The film did however prove to be extremely divisive with its subject matter and themes within, that saw a troubled and struggling Arthur Fleck, transform into the clown prince...

36 years after the juice was originally let loose, he is BACK in an all new wacky and fun adventure that is perfect for spooky season. 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' is a brilliant sequel that captures everything that made the original a great time. Michael Keaton shines, of course, stepping back into the black and white striped suit for another memorable outing as the titular character. The cast; Wino...

James McAvoy stars in this remake of the Danish hit 'Speak No Evil', where once again he displays the range and talent he has to make you feel extremely uncomfortable throughout. Directed by James Watkins, the film really pushes the tension and suspense, playing with your expectations, and never letting on just when the drama and horror is to unfold. Though the innocent family make some very quest...

Whilst we all eagerly await the final season of Netflix’s widely popular 'Stranger Things', fans have been given the chance to experience something completely different with the theatrical show 'The First Shadow' – and my goodness is this a brilliant piece of theatre. Serving as a companion to the upcoming final season, 'The First Shadow' dives further into the life of Henry Creel, and the journey...

There are many great superhero films to choose from, but Sam Raimi’s 'Spider-Man' from 2002 still holds a very special place in my heart. The film was a generation defining summer blockbuster for most upon its release, and finally brought the web-slinger in live action form that went down a treat for audiences and fans worldwide. With great use of special and practical effects, the film stepped up...

'Blink Twice' is the directorial debut from Zoë Kravitz – and it’s a very good one at that! What seems to be yet another 'millionaire buys an island where bad things happen' flick, soon transcends into something unique and unsettling, as the guests find that things are in fact too good to be true. The cast is jam packed with familiar faces and a range of talent. The performances from Channing Tatu...

Six years after the shows original run ended, The X Files returned to the big screen for the second time with its sequel; 'I Want to Believe'. Stepping away from the shows mythology and more towards its classic 'monster of the week' story lines, the film didn't live up to expectations, or really deliver anything special for fans or regular audiences. The film does have its bright sparks with its l...

With the release of 'Alien: Romulus', and the success it's having at the box office - I thought it was time to settle down, in a snug Cryopod, and rank the entire Alien franchise.

Fede Alvarez brings us another installment to the Alien franchise, and its VERY good. 'Alien: Romulus' has all the ingredients you want from an Alien film, and then some. Its arguably the best looking film in the franchise with stunning cinematography, on top of top notch practical effects, all the while both Cailee Spaeny and David Jonsson knock it out of the park with their performances. Though...

Life is like an M Night Shyamalan film, you never know what you're going to get... 'Trap' was a release that I was quite excited for on the back of the trailers. It looked intense, grounded and a promising cat and mouse flick courtesy of everyone's favourite director.. Sadly, the film nosedives - and it doesn't really take that long to stumble. Other than the brilliant performance from Josh Hartne...

Comic Con 2024 threw out some BIG surprises. In this episode, I'm diving into all the announcements that caught my attention, and what I am most excited for – including THAT Dr Doom news.

'Deadpool & Wolverine' finally brings Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman together for a buddy cop, action packed, foul mouthed spectacle, that has been on everyone’s wish list since the messy X-Men Origins: Wolverine film – none more so than Reynolds. And boy did it deliver. I had forgotten what it was like to leave an MCU film being very impressed by the spectacle delivered. Having Deadpool now i...

'Twisters' is the long-awaited sequel to the much-adored 1996 original. With nearly 30 years passed, it always worries me when these 'legacy' sequels drop as more often than not, they are disappointing and just a quick cash grab for studios. However, this doesn’t apply to this latest release courtesy of director Lee Isaac Chung. The film ticks all the boxes that you would expect, and does its best...

'Longlegs' is taking audiences and critics by storm – and it’s easy to see why. Written and directed by Osgood Perkins, the film homes in on tension and atmosphere to create one of the most unsettling viewing experiences I’ve had. Nic Cage is unrecognisable, yet brilliant – equally brilliant is his opposite Maika Monroe, who brings in a unique performance that only elevates her character the furth...

Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise joined forces once again, following their success with Minority Report, to work on a chilling adaptation of one of my favourite novels; HG Wells' classic 'War of the Worlds'. Having worked on sci fi films in the past, it was the first time audiences got to see a truly terrifying invasion courtesy of Spielberg. The film has some absolutely jaw dropping set pieces, an...

Michael Sarnoski directs the new spin off in the 'A Quiet Place' saga; 'Day One'. As the title suggests, the film drops audiences into the day of the initial invasion from these menacing creatures, showcasing the horror as New York, one of the loudest cities in the world, is brought to silence. With terrific performances from Lupita Nyong'o and Joseph Quinn, an emotional script, as well as some be...

William Eubank finally brought us 'Underwater' in 2020. After much delay, the film managed to make its way out to the world before cinemas closed due to the pandemic. Though the film didn't do well at the box office, nor really with audiences, I was a fan of the Kristen Stewart lead flick. 'Underwater' definitely feels familiar with its sets and backdrop, and the nods and homages to classics such...

Released earlier this year, and recently dropping on Disney+, was Arkasha Stevenson’s ‘The First Omen’; a prequel to the horror classic from 1976. With a brilliant performance from the films lead, Nell Tiger Free, as well as some incredibly dark and haunting imagery, the film does stand above a lot of the recent thriller/horrors from over the years. Stevenson has managed to create a film that pays...

Richard Linklater brings us 'Hit Man'. Inspired by true events, the film brings audiences into the life, as well as showcasing the many faces, of Gary Johnson; a professor by day, whilst also playing the role of hit man for local police. With some decent enough twists and turns, the film doesn't shy away from keeping you on your toes - however, there are elements that do seem predictable in execut...

George Miller returns to the 'Mad Max' saga with Furiosa; a prequel story surrounding the character introduced in Fury Road. This time played by Anya Taylor Joy, in brilliant fashion, we see a younger Furiosa seek revenge on the one who took it all from her. At times, the film can leave you breathless with its epic action set pieces. It is extremely pleasant on the eye, and Miller has worked wonde...

Released in 2001, 'Jurassic Park III' sadly didn't' reach the same heights as its predecessors. With a very troubled production, its evident that the film didn't really know what it wanted to do or say - but as a kid, I enjoyed the film nonetheless! In this revisit, I'll be diving in to the films background, development and overall thoughts on this messy affair that saw Sam Neill's Dr Alan Grant b...