Joe Bloggs About Films

We've been treated to a variety of Godzilla stories in recent years, but back in 1998, the King of the Monsters made his first American big-screen appearance in a film that was pretty much hated by all. For me, though, it was the right film at the right time, sparking a love for kaiju that has stayed with me ever since. Like many others, this was my first introduction to the big lizard. It opened...

When 'Avengers: Endgame' arrived in 2019, it brought a decade of storytelling to an epic, emotional and, importantly, satisfying conclusion. It dominated the box office, became a defining cinematic event, and left an impact that is still felt today. It was something audiences hadn’t experienced from an MCU film before: our heroes losing, and having to deal with the consequences of that loss. The f...

Is this the best video game adaptation ever? There’s a strong argument that it is. Bold words, I know, but Zach Cregger’s 'Resident Evil' ticks all the boxes, and then some. It respects the source material, includes the ingredience that defines survival horror, whilst also having Cregger's voice and vision front and centre. Cregger is on a hot streak, and this latest release is arguably my favouri...

Matt Reeves unleashed 'Cloverfield' upon the world in 2008, bringing with it a mix of mystery, chaos and destruction that has left fans craving more ever since. It also remains one of my favourite releases. Found footage films certainly aren't for everyone, and 'Cloverfield' can be a shaky cam nightmare at times, but that's also part of what makes it so effective. The film excels at making its aud...

Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor face off against dinosaurs in this new sci-fi adventure from David Robert Mitchell... and it's actually quite impressive. The biggest compliment I can give 'The End of Oak Street' is that it expertly captures that classic Spielberg and Amblin feel. The family dynamic, the charming neighbourhood setting, and the fantastical event that catapults these characters into...

Nearly 20 years after its original release, the second X-Files film, 'I Want to Believe', is back with a brand new cut from original series creator Chris Carter... and, unfortunately, it hasn't changed my overall thoughts on the film. As a huge fan of the iconic series, I Want to Believe always felt like something of a misfire when it arrived in 2008. It essentially played as an extended 'Monster...

'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' swings into cinemas, ushering Peter Parker into the next chapter of his life as he grapples with the repercussions of the previous trilogy. The result is a genuinely impressive reintroduction to the character. 'Brand New Day' is the closest at recapturing the spirit of what Sam Raimi delivered with his original trilogy. Through outstanding practical effects, dynamic cin...

'The Odyssey' is epic in every sense of the word. Christopher Nolan has once again delivered something truly special with this three-hour fantasy action-drama, and it's going to take something special to top it this year. While Homer's story has endured for centuries, Nolan applies his distinctive filmmaking style to make a timeless, familiar tale feel remarkably fresh. The result is a film that b...

'Supergirl' is the second entry in the all-new DCU, and unfortunately, it leaves a lot to be desired. Coming away from it, I just wasn't a fan. After being thoroughly impressed by James Gunn's 'Superman' last year, I was completely on board with this new era for DC. There's still plenty of time for the universe to find its footing, but sadly, 'Supergirl' does very little to build excitement for wh...

The toys are back in town, and this time they're facing their biggest challenge yet: technology. As screens begin to take over, 'Toy Story 5' explores the idea in a surprisingly thoughtful and entertaining way. There will always be debate over whether any more 'Toy Story' films should have been made. Afterall, the original trilogy delivered what felt like the perfect ending. Yet, against the odds,...

'Disclosure Day' was high on my most anticipated list. Another summer blockbuster from the cinematic genius that is Steven Spielberg - what could possibly go wrong?.... Oh boy. This is easily the biggest disappointment I've felt towards a film in quite some time. The premise is undeniably fascinating, but it's handled in a surprisingly dull and lifeless way. The film spends so much time hiding ins...

'Backrooms' has been on everyone's lips since its release. Partly because it's helmed by 20 year old Kane Parsons, the youngest director ever to take on a project of this scale, but also because of the enduring legacy of the Backrooms phenomenon and its unlikely journey from internet folklore to the big screen. Full disclosure, I wasn't familiar with the online discourse or mythology that grew out...

'Obsession' hit cinemas just a couple of weeks ago and has already made a huge impact, breaking box office records while earning widespread acclaim from both critics and audiences - and it's easy to see why. Director Curry Barker has crafted an unsettling yet thoroughly entertaining film that explores themes of control, identity, and the terrifying consequences of losing both. The premise, a wish...

After seven years, audiences finally return to a galaxy far, far away with 'The Mandalorian and Grogu', bringing everyone’s favourite bounty hunter, and his little green friend, to the big screen in a fun, albeit slightly bumpy, adventure. I personally had a great time with this one. While there are elements that didn’t fully work for me, particularly the pacing and parts of the second half, the f...

It’s been a week since Disney released the Special Presentation 'The Punisher: One Last Kill', and I’ve definitely got some thoughts on it. Without question, this is the most brutal project Disney has ever released - fully embracing the ferocity, trauma, and rage that define Frank Castle as he fights his way out of yet another personal hell. At times, the special retreads familiar ground with the...

It’s quite surprising that a biopic about the King of Pop has taken this long to arrive, but in 2026, Antoine Fuqua finally brings us Michael - a dazzling, if not entirely flawless, portrait of the music icon. There’s no denying the talent on display throughout the film. Jaafar Jackson steps into the role of his uncle with astonishing confidence. At times, its like he's possessed with MJ's ghost,...

Icons return in 'The Devil Wears Prada 2'. While the original wasn’t the defining film of my upbringing, its status as a cultural touchstone is undeniable. Revisiting it in later years only deepened my appreciation, and importantly, heightened my anticipation for this long-awaited sequel. The follow-up certainly delivers where it counts: dazzling fashion, striking locations, and a magnetic ensembl...

Sony’s original vision for its Spider-Man universe came to an abrupt halt with the release of 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'... and it’s not hard to see why. Behind the scenes issues and the now-infamous email leaks certainly didn’t help, but the film’s reception fell well short of expectations. Rather than standing confidently on its own, the sequel feels overly preoccupied with setting up future ins...

After Sam Raimi wrapped up his Spider-Man trilogy, Sony Pictures hit the reset button and delivered 'The Amazing Spider-Man' - a fresh take with a new suit, a new lead, and a different kind of energy for the iconic hero. And honestly? I quite like this one. Andrew Garfield gives a genuinely well-rounded performance as Peter Parker/Spider-Man, capturing both the awkwardness and emotional weight of...

The last thing anyone needs in the week leading up to their wedding is a life-altering bombshell from their partner - and that’s exactly the premise driving the latest release, 'The Drama'. What follows is a series of deeply awkward yet consistently hilarious moments that thread tension and comedy together with precision. The film’s trailers and marketing have been exceptional, carefully building...

Samara Weaving returns, once again drenched in blood, wedding dress tattered and shotgun in hand, as another deadly game unfolds in 'Ready or Not 2: Here I Come' - and it’s every bit as wickedly fun as its predecessor. The filmmaking collective Radio Silence continues to carve out a strong reputation in modern horror, blending sharp tension with a darkly comedic edge. Their track record speaks for...

Glen Powell returns in John Patton Ford’s black comedy 'How to Make a Killing', a film that flashes moments of creativity, particularly in its inventive premise and offbeat kills, but ultimately feels like it’s missing a certain spark. The biggest spark is, of course, Powell himself. This time playing a regular guy, cut off from his wealthy family and driven to claw his way back to the top by any...

'Project Hail Mary' is, quite simply, the best film released so far this year. Bold words, I know, but everything from the screenplay, the jaw dropping visuals and cinematography, sound design, and lead performance from Ryan Gosling is enough to tick all the boxes that you would expect from a 'big sci-fi blockbuster'. Centred around a lone scientist in space, Gosling's Grace is on a mission to fin...

'Peaky Blinders' is a show that needs little introduction. Since its debut in 2013, it has become one of the UK’s most impactful and highly rated television dramas. With every season, the scale grew larger, culminating in an explosive ending that paved the way for the long-awaited feature-length continuation, 'The Immortal Man' - and it is stunning. 'The Immortal Man' uses every minute of its runt...

'Scream' is one of those franchises where, even when an instalment doesn’t quite measure up to the best, there’s usually still some twisted fun to be found. And then there’s 'Scream 7'... Oh boy. For the first time in this beloved series, we have a genuinely bad entry on our hands. It’s undeniably great to have Neve Campbell back, but nostalgia can only carry a film so far. When the rest of the ca...