Dee

JJO Morning Show Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 1054 episodes

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

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Dee

Episodes

Your Mom Is A Fatberg 12.02.2026 34:08

Forced hugs.  Valentine's Day is a trick to spend money.   Fatberg!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And That Is How You Get Sympathy Poon 11.02.2026 41:14

Eating in bed? No Shame!!! National Guitar Day!!!  Olympic cheater. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Is Not The Twerk You're Looking For 10.02.2026 42:36

Red Tuesday.  Olympic probs.  Gay sex activities? Count me in!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'll Show Ya A CornHole 09.02.2026 41:29

National Pizza Day.  Drunk Driver round up.  Dinosaur Pile-up visits us.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She Tasted Like Iguana 06.02.2026 32:24

 Stuck at the car wash. Old ass booze. Iguana pizza.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look At My Giant Wiener 05.02.2026 42:21

Pizza pthursday.  National Fart Day.   Serial pooper busted.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Create A Queef Day 04.02.2026 38:55

The Savannah Guthrie mama drama.  Bear poop beer. Thank a Mail Carrier Day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're In An Isolation Room, I Bought An Effing Machine 03.02.2026 41:16

Livin' that luxurious life.  Who stole the old lady???  How many times do we have to tell you, FLARED BASE!?!?!?   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revenge of Thickwood 02.02.2026 48:51

We launch the new coffee. We get early spring. Woops wrong baby. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Return Of The Screwnami 30.01.2026 38:29

Luigi breakout er no.  Ozzfest may come back.   Air Supply with your oragasm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Granny Gummer In The North Woods 29.01.2026 38:34

Elevator friends.   Poop geyser.  Alcatraz Coyote update!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In My Day Friction Maxxing Was Just Called Dry Humping 28.01.2026 44:36

Sign me up for friction maxxing.  Charlie Berens in the hizzy.  Lumberjacks and woodsmen to the rescue.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put These Buzz Balls In Yo' Mouf 27.01.2026 34:57

Too much booze & not enough drinkers!  Personal failures on display.  National Chocolate Cake Day.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can You See My Butthole In These Pants 26.01.2026 37:06

Send me your measurements just doesn't sound right.  Animals using tools, beginning of the end. Don't bend over.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sounds Of Sex CD Never Charted 23.01.2026 30:50

Pie pow wow.  Exploding trees are not a big concern.   Buy the smut.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How Did I Get To Sergios? Who Are These Unclean Women? I Like Them. 22.01.2026 43:29

Answer your cat's questions day.  Car wash or time machine?  Can't find better goods.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take Off Your Wife's Undies, You're Getting Ball Smell On Them 21.01.2026 33:57

Take it to the scrapyard, lady. He was drunk.  Vabbing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National DJ Day & Boy Do We SUCK 20.01.2026 30:02

Cheesus christ.  DJs can be shady as hell.  Peep show.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Ham Aint Been Lean Since The 00's 19.01.2026 39:03

Dolly turns 80 today and we love her. Better for you pizza toppings that aren't terrible.  Bert Merkel spoiled the Poison tour, really???  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Don't Want Spicy Carpet 16.01.2026 35:31

Do Nothing Day.  Space Hotels.  Good ol Skip.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Ever Search "Fellatio" On Wikipedia? 15.01.2026 36:42

Wikipedia's birthday.  Stop interrupting me.  Pizza Pthursday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Just Squirt It In My Mouth 14.01.2026 36:11

You can't just phone the weather in.  Worlds drunkest driver.  Fry revolution.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'll Have My Steak Naked - As In Me, I'm Naked, Eating Steak 13.01.2026 39:33

Ope! Wrong chat!!!  Lance ate a couple pounds of steak in the nude and honestly, I'm jealous.  Scissor barbie was not a thing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hospital Boners 12.01.2026 33:12

Don't bully Lance or he'll B his L.   Kiss a ginger day.  Talking dogs.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Putting The Anal In Analog 09.01.2026 36:49

Bitch literally inhales her food.  Gymfluencers are here now.  What happens after your orgasm??  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.