Dee

JJO Morning Show Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 1054 episodes

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

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Dee

Episodes

No Artistic Value In His Mighty Man Noodle 23.03.2026 42:33

We know some sports things I guess. I am the expert in Gross Misdemeanors. Sleep? Never heard of her. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can I Get The Anesthesia On The Side 20.03.2026 32:27

Are Johnny and Lance good Kissers? Johnny woke up with something in his butt. Ode to Chuck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not The Teabag I Thought 19.03.2026 31:05

We're off to North Korea.  Duggar huggin er nooooooooooooo berrrrroooh. There's a barbie in my brain.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dumber Than A Box Of Hair 18.03.2026 36:20

Wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for all this flouride.  Holy meteor, batman.  ROBOT FRIGGIN DOGS BRAH.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Classic Nipple Tweak During Guitar Solo 17.03.2026 29:34

BEARS!  Sexy time playlist.   My science boner is throbbing rn.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She's In Her Whore Phase, Leave Her Be 16.03.2026 39:35

Make that pussy cat purr.  Sex Fix has a real life cheater. Bitch took the bathroom sink.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Had Myself An Eargasm 13.03.2026 34:16

Fish sammie make my pussy pop.  Smelly smells.  Qtip sex.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prevacation P*ssy Prep 11.03.2026 33:41

Why does everything cost $1400?  Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets.  The phrases that good mates use.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day 10.03.2026 32:47

Dealing Barbies over here.  Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Retreat To This Bush 09.03.2026 42:10

Stupid cute lottery winners.  You can't be doin' all that at the KT.   Four lokos'll getcha.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Choking Chickens vs Flogging Flamingos 06.03.2026 28:19

Shut up, shrimp.  Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jumpin' Bail, Drivin' Fast, Drinkin' Beers, Doin' Meth, Shootin' Guns, Gettin' Busted 05.03.2026 45:39

I dropped the bomb on you.  Lottery winners runnin' wild.  Brit Brit in trouble.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How'd your skin get so glowy? SEMEN. 04.03.2026 40:00

Now we call her the big fish.  Not the Wendy's!  Alpine Divorce on the rise.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Is Not The Cave Nor The Mound You Are Looking For 03.03.2026 44:25

 You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands.  Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Be Scared Of This Big Gay Person 02.03.2026 33:04

That's a lot of tacos.  Shia Lebouf is a friggin' mess.  Joe Thomas is a machine.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Polar Bears And Buttholes 27.02.2026 38:45

Polar Bear Day.  Fake Hundies.  Prosthetic Buttholes.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paging Doctor Poon 26.02.2026 32:21

Doctor Poon, really? Lima beans are the devil.  Rock and Roll Hall of Shame.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's CHO CLIT 25.02.2026 39:37

That's a big burger!  RIP Visions.  National Quiet Day not to be confused with STFU day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And You Thought Your Exes Snatch Smelled Bad! 24.02.2026 39:11

We ruined Jeff's birthday.   Coin convo! We're putting the phone down.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Her Holes Are For Everyone But Her Heart Is For Me 23.02.2026 41:18

Bonnie Blue the dumpster.  Tootsie Roll Day.  Rotisserie Throwdown.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lonely Ones Invade The Sound Lounge 20.02.2026 51:46

Our friends from the Lonely Ones talk about their hopes and dreams and stink garages and share some tunes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shave Them Pubes Into A "W" 19.02.2026 39:09

How do you shower?  Pizza Pthursday!  Rural..Roooorawl...ruerahl...rewrawl.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How Geriatrics Get To Pound Town 18.02.2026 36:13

Flying cows and  sommeliers.  Shia Lebouf on the loose.  No sex for lent?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Winning Bronze In The Dementia Olympics 17.02.2026 33:25

Divan, duvat, davenport. Don't answer the phone. World buffet for days.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's Not Snow In The Olympic Village 16.02.2026 42:01

In Jefferson County we mind our own damn business.  So much sex at the Olympic village. President's Day extravaganza!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.