JJO Morning Show Podcast

They revealed a list of the most unsafe toys for xmas, and they got nothing on what we played with as kids. You put ketchup on what?  Jury duty goes awry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sex Fix uncovers some financial issues that may require a prenup!  Some dude took 10 covid vaccines in a short period of time.  We fly  theories on possible side effects.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WTF is Toe Santa? Pro Pillow Fighting is a thing and it's friggin' fascinating. Mr Skin checks in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Festive protesting at a county board meeting goes viral.  We'll never be able to afford an Adele ticket. Someone's stealin' a ton of jerky. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welp, we found another thing on the planet to be terrified of, and they're cute as hell.  Shaq never ceases to surprise us.  A lobster no one will eat and the best non ginger bread house evah!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new KFC Yule Log is back.  Where is the dog poo capital of the nation? Celebrate the small wins, yo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dogs get xmas weight gain too, and it's Dad's fault. Who's drunk at xmas? Another horse bites the dust at Santa Anita and the kids get free glue. The RL Big Lebowski.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some dude in England found a new way to get explosive poops.  You won't believe what some other guy had growing in his nose.  Mr Skin checks in with his top nude scenes of the year and we review the thumbs up emoji.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this sacred holiday known as National Bartenders Day, we ponder the following questions:  Is Wisco drunkerer than Australia? Can Danger rhyme? Is Kenny Rogers still dead?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bing Crosby raps xmas favs, signaling the true start of the season.  World record burps gets everyone all excited. The Home Alone house is on AirBNB and RIP Billy, Indiana's favorite pizza delivery driver.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have decided to start a rehab faciility, but really we just want governemnt funding. Cranberry pickle pie is a thing and I'll eat the hell outta it!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you thought being trapped in a bar for 3 days with an Oasis cover band sounds horrible, you'd be right. We've found the best sweatshirt of ugly sweater season and GWAR saves the day again.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wonder what 100 midwesterners dressed as Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction sounds like? It sounds like drunks wearing bathrobes, brah! lol. Listen to the highlights from our experience at KD's Bar and Grill in Lodi.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our sex fix lady needs to ditch her dude.  Which utensil would rule them all? Does beer help your boner? We salute a very special anniversary in radio history.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Save an deer, shoot an elk!  Why do casseroles remind Danger of funerals? Brown Friday will soon be rearing it's ugly turtle head See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spent the morning at I39 Supply pounding bacon and beaver pelts.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Many questions to be asked this podcast. What's in a '? Is that irony er no? Who the eff wants to wrap this stupid present? and WTF is on my plate?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some package handling going on. Butthole banter and of course, why not talk about sandwiches.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WTF happened in Ixonia we'll go to a random caller on the street.  Danger has found the best burger ever. If only there were tests to determine if someone was an asshole. Mr Skin talks boobs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ishnala is going for a Guiness World Record.  Wilson sold and Roadhouse is being remade. A steer wins freedom via waterslide.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have found the ultimate turkey day dessert, and it's gotta be 800 cals a slice. One of our favorite Michigan breweries sold out to the big guys, and we say goodbye to Big Mike of Milio's.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Somehow we go from street sweepers to the Hindenburg and have our minds blown by radio history.  Everyone panic 'bout your lack of turkey and a questionable vodka is comin' out.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer has a problem in the rear, frying pans are attacking people and the hills are alive with the sound of dad noises.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tik tok saves. You can handcuff an asshole.  Mr skin vs Clint Eastwood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love Doug, don't you dare play xmas music right now, Kentucky and Alec Baldwin are having a bad couple weeks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.