JJO Morning Show Podcast

A great Sconnie debate takes place.  We learn the history of the kazoo. Selfie death makes the news.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude. Just trust us.  Is a lamb a sheep? I couldn't quit laughing.  One of my favorite shows we've ever done.  So dumb.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 people annoying us today have A names. Adele and Aaron Rodgers. eyeroll Florida has falling iguanas and a boat load of shark attacks.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The stupidest/greatest? dare ever has made news.  It's National Opposite Day, and we don't know what to do with that information. What to throw at active shooters?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dee showed up today without a cohost.  Ski stepped in and everything went off the rails from there.  Rumchata in our coffee, yes please!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Petfluencers, MGK, dead meatloaf, woke M&Ms, we can't take much more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trixie came in for the pick six review then the Dane County Sherriff Kalvin Barrett decided to pay us a visit. Super awesome morning.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Tbell customer is pissed she can't get served after the store is closed.  Mullets and big mall hair is comin' back.... where my JNCOs cuz they next!!!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were swimming in stupidity today.  We've got mid rescue selfies, wieiner problems, meat choking, sushi barfing. Don't get mad at me, I'm not the one who produced the stupid heads, I just read about em.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kanye is giving us a much needed distraction, and Pete Davidson is gonna TKO him! The first deadly tik tok challenge of the year has arrived and ppl r so so so so dumb.  Mr Skin checks in.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elton John got a dui in a Lambo...not that Elton John.  A new study found that folks find individuals wearing masks to be more attractive than those not wearing masks, which launched into some sort of confessional.  Adam Gilbert of Starset and Drum Abuse checks in to tell us about his new project Nu Sun. Duder found what in his ear?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

MGK and Megan Fox are the most annoying couple ever.   Granny ate some pot brownies.  Find the golden can, or don't, we don't really care. Pizza Pthursday price increase.  Biatch has a huge fear of escalators for some unkown reason.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What pairs well with wine? Mac n Cheese, dummy.  Crazy ass home invasion caught on camera.  The shopping cart killer is scary. Football taters are a thing from Lay's but you can't buy em.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A pooch goes for a ride with an owl. Our sex fix lady is wondering about the rebound factor.  An OWI story that could only happen in Wisco. Human chains and avoiding trains in extreme rescue stories. We end with a very strange on air confession.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A ski resort in NC gave out colonics without consent. Danger's in a trust no one mode. Mr Skin checks in to talk about Kelly Reilly and others. Lego added buttholes to the line up for some reason. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Antonio Brown is dating the tiktok toilet licker.  It's national pass gas day. People still pants eachother apparently. We are ready for the meteor.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you love nuts, we've gotta job for you. Some dude got caught in uber hell on I-95.  Crazy lady marries pink.  Pizza prices increase and Danger drones on about a pan for a REMARKABLE amount of time.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is that meth in my cereal? Jamaica is better in the cheap hotels with the big girls. Who is the greatest front man of all time? The annoying lady that sold her farts in jars had to retire. Whatever will we do now?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have our first drive thru throwdown of 2022.  Lisa said yes even though the ring is hideous, what should she do? What do dry January and ass eating have in common? Elizabeth Holmes is guilty af. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Betty White passed while we were on vacay, and she's definitely in the "Good People Club" with Bob Ross and Mr Rogers, but who else would be in the club? Mr Skin checks in.  Some chick in Milwaukee got 2 OWIs in the same dang day! And what would you do if you won the lottery?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our loyal listeners brings us gifts!!! There was an incident at the Tbell and Xmas is making all of us smoke more herb.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger spent more time than we'd like to admit talking about a commercial he loved so much, and it turns out he missed like 90% of it. The airport and TJ Maxx seem equally dangerous these days.  Everyone's sellin' out.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leo is a hero yet again, he reeks of young models, but begs to be loved by Biatch.  Our Sex Fix friend is thinking about sharing her bed and her husband, what could go wrong? Biatch breaks her headphones.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're spoiling your dumb kid, an xmas present ruined and why is everyone so road ragey?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We covered a lot of ground this morning. Blow up dolls, aliens, Betty White turning 100, how does the WTF promotion work, and gimme the vodka. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.