Jen Cuts

Jen's Cuts

Comedy EN ↓ 25 episodes

I talk a lot, and I think even more. One time, a guy at a bar told me I think too much. After he fuckin’ walked up and asked me what I was thinking about, can you believe it? A friend once told me that when talking to me, you sign up for one story and get a bonus eight thrown in the middle for free. I didn’t start using pot until I was 32, by the way; I was always like this. The word "cut" has nearly 100 definitions. It just made sense. jenscuts.substack.com

Author

Jen Cuts

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

jenscuts.substack.com

Latest episode

May 22, 2026

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Episodes

Casting is as Exhausting as Dating 22.05.2026

This is a crossover episode, duh! Gimme your money. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

PayOut and the People Who Said "No" 24.03.2026

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit jenscuts.substack.com Updates from the movie side! Donate or subscribe to go Behind the Beans! Our casting calls will be coming soon. And always remember, a personal gift is tax free up to a million dollars.

A Tale of Two Ghizzys 25.02.2026

THIS IS A VIDEO [It’s so cold out. I’m up on the roof because I just wanted to be able to rant. And as much as I know that my man doesn’t listen to anything I say, it makes me feel weird if somebody’s listening to me in the room. I don’t know why it doesn’t make me feel as weird to be doing this on the internet, but that’s just how it is.] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this wi...

Production Update #1 : From the Beanie Baroness to You 21.02.2026

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit jenscuts.substack.com Didn’t know I’m making movies?

Announcements and Introductions 19.01.2026

Beanies 4 Screenies College Fund Productions This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

Did I Already Tell You?: Oh, High, Paul 14.10.2025

Hey guys, it's Jen. What do you say when somebody's already told you a story? Like, when do you stop them? When do you stop them and say, you've already told me that, or I think I've heard that before? Or is it up to me to say stop me if I've already told you this? Did I tell you? There it is. Introducing Did I Already Tell You, which is my version of re-releasing an episode. Oh, High Paul was alw...

SchizoDad 19.09.2025

If you want more random stories from a person you don't know, you can pay to subscribe at jenscuts.substack.com, or you can email me at jenscuts.substack@gmail.com and I'll add you for free! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

Kink Shame 13.09.2025

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit jenscuts.substack.com Hey guys, it's Jen. I just wanted to take a brief moment to talk about what it's like to be embarrassed of your sexuality because it's lame. A while ago I discovered that I have a kink. Then I tried to do it and the practice of it is so dumb. Like, okay, so here's the thing, here's the deal. To listen to me read a...

The Bumpiest Road 07.09.2025

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit jenscuts.substack.com This is a free episode, but paid subscribers get extra Trimmy Trims at the end! To join them (and me), subscribe at JensCuts.substack.com, or email jenscuts.substack@gmail.com and ask to be added for free!

Let's Not Make A Deal 26.08.2025

This turd. This turd person. This is, I feel like the perfect example of my, like, regular complaint about being underestimated or considered inexperienced or youthful or naive. To book an appointment and pay cash or trade, please shoot me a text at 404-207-5727. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack....

It's Me, Hi, the Tweaker Van is Me! 18.08.2025

For those of you who first started joining me about six months ago when my legal troubles began, I want to say hi and thank you . And… I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to Betty. Find me on Instagram , TikTok , TwitchTV, YouTube . I never did do a Rednote. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts...

Panic! At The Rescue 20.05.2025

Follow me on the socials for more neighborhood run-ins that don't make it onto the pod! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

NYE Shoe Advice from OldBodies! 31.12.2024

Forgot to say: everyone can wear up to a certain heel height comfortably. If you go out of your range, you'll walk like an idiot. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

I Am the A*****e 14.12.2024

Tag Urself. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

A Brief on Grief 10.11.2024

I recently realized that somebody I briefly dated was trying to be better than me at my gig. For example, as a color specialist, he used to say that he saw color better than me, which I accepted, not because I believed him, but because I know that's not true. I know that men don't see color as well as women. Biologically, women see color better and most men have a blue level colorblindness that th...

My Mother the Pollster 05.11.2024

Let's get politty! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

Crazy Girl 25.08.2024

When you're the crazy girl outside. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

CrossCast! OldBodies Family Practice 14.05.2024

This is a cross cast with OldBodies Podcast ! Gram's Aunt Lydia, now in her 80's, shares her midlife career turn from retired florist to home care for relatives and friends. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

Trimmy Trims: Typecast 06.04.2024

Don't typecast me! Unless you're paying me daily union rate. Your cool neighborhood sucks. Thank you. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

Doppels Et Rumours 27.03.2024

Email me at jenscuts.substack@gmail.com if you recognize yourself here. I want to get your side of the story. =] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

A Man, A Plan 17.02.2024

How many meals did you eat for V-day? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

Not A Punk 02.02.2024

Hey guys, it's Jen. The other day I went to a party and I said something dumb about music and suddenly I felt like I was 16 again not knowing things. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

Being Wrong 17.01.2024

Just maybe be aware that there are gaps. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

Crying in Public 10.01.2024

Everybody's done it, so why don't you guys share your stories, too? Email me at jenscuts.substack@gmail.com and I'll read some of them. If this reaches anybody. Thank you for listening to this brief thought I had on crying in public recently. Man, give a cry and tell me about it. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit j...

Introducing Audio 06.12.2023

Hello! =] For transcripts, please visit jenscuts.substack.com! Email me for a comp subscription! jenscuts.substack@gmail.com =] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jenscuts.substack.com/subscribe

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