Jemma Bayley

Jemma Bayley Reviews Everything Ever

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'Jemma Bayley Reviews Everything Ever' is a podcast in which comedian and artist Jemma Bayley reviews everything ever… Please be patient, she is currently in the process of reviewing everything ever, however if you would like to hear a particular review sooner rather than later please email jemmabayleycomedy@gmail.com

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Jemma Bayley

Episodes

Ep 49: Effects of the pink drink (energy drink) 11.07.2026 31:40

This Week's Reviews: First aid, Phrase 'Mums the word', Reiki, Crate training www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 48: The lights are off but Jemma is home 04.07.2026 30:14

Sorry about the lights. I will try to be better This Week's Reviews: Banana bread, phrase 'Burning the candle at both ends', catsuits and fertility phases, gifts, tumours, looks maxxing www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 47: Jellyfish are sea condiments and not f*ck bois 27.06.2026 30:49

This Week's Reviews: Leftovers, 'don't cry over spilled milk', Dancing, Tiles, the world cup, Jelly fish. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 46: The crime of soliciting farts 20.06.2026 29:08

This Week's Reviews: Dinner, lunch and breakfast, phrase 'don't throw the baby out with the bath water', loitering, farts, leprechauns. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 45: There's only so many golden hours in a day. Don't waste them! 13.06.2026 29:48

This Week's Reviews:limiting beliefs, phrase: There's only so many hours in a day, Golden Hour, Sleepwalking, Area 51 www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 44: Thank your stars the apple didn't fall far from Sir Issac Newton 06.06.2026 27:30

This Week's Reviews: retirement, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Boragu, Golden spurtle (sorry bout the audio) www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 43: Oh deer! Technical difficulties! 30.05.2026 29:57

This Week's Reviews: curtains/blinds, Phrase; The glass is half full, cheese tv, deers, gardening, single use plastics. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 42: He achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much ALSO RHINOS. 23.05.2026 29:03

This Week's Reviews: Ragequiting, Phrase: Live laugh love, nintendo, skate parks, Rat Race, Rhinos, Emos www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 41: Better the devil you know? I'm not sure, the one I know is a real piece of work. 16.05.2026 27:39

This Week's Reviews: Clouds, Phrase; Better the devil you know, Pepsi blue, Disciplinary techniques, cave men. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 40: Never forget you got a killer dump truck 10.05.2026 29:35

This Week's Reviews: Fringes, Gates, Micro Dramas, Little shop of horrors, Ice-cream, Shop Lifting. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 39: Don't steal peoples shoes, it's unempathetic. 02.05.2026 33:00

This Week's Reviews: The Amish, fish thing, Biwako Broadcasting (BBC),Phrase; Walk a mile in my shoes, humming birds, The Drama, thank you wave. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 38: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.. Can't fool me again. 24.04.2026 27:26

This Week's Reviews: Pandas, Phrase: Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me, Vege chips, Bowling, Gyms, Pant suits www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 37: Long angry mice 18.04.2026 30:10

This Week's Reviews: Elevator Music, Pockets, phrase; a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, flash animation, ferrets. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 36: The death of an artist but rise of a soft punk 11.04.2026 30:05

This Week's Reviews: Empire records, phase 'Jack of all trades master of none', cream, goths. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 35: Shut up patriarchy top! You're hot, but so toxic! 04.04.2026 32:00

This Week's Reviews: My cute but toxic top, Babies, Coconuts, Thrifting, Brains. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 34: Camel latte with two lumps please! 28.03.2026 29:54

This Week's Reviews: Vitamin D, Dark Souls, Phrase; camel is a horse designed by a committee, Churches, Campfires, Horror Movies, Internations womens day. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 33: Get back on the horse! and it feels GREAT! 21.03.2026 31:46

This Week's Reviews: Phrase: A broken clock is right twice a day, Pokemon starters, christmas crackers, murder podcasts, Sanspants Radio Shut up a second podcast, busking. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 32: Beat that horse, it's alive! 14.03.2026 30:44

This Week's Reviews: Phrase: don't beat a dead horse, protein, triangles, fish, abominable snow man. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 31: Don't look a gift horse in the mouse! 07.03.2026 29:00

reviewThis Week's Reviews: phrase: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Tardigrades, Milk, Targeted ads, Mixers (from our youth), Noses. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 30: Come at me dubai chocolate! 01.03.2026 28:56

Today's Reviews: Closeup magic, Disney princesses, birth order, charcuterie boards, pointy sticks, Matcha, Pool. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 29: If the shoe fits you have ADHD 22.02.2026 28:22

This Week's Reviews: 'The year I met my brain' by Matilda Boseley, different shapes of pasta, 'If the shoe fits', Gilmore Girls, ingrown toenails, caterpillars, the concept of consciousness. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 28: Happy Valentine's Day, I'm fine! 15.02.2026 29:49

Todays Reviews: Skinny Peens, one day old pastry, Phrase: always in the last place you look, Right where you left it, It is what it is, Blood on the Clocktower, Compliments, Onions, Fake Glasses'. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Ep 27: Easy Peasy, that's simple and straightforward 01.02.2026 28:22

This Weeks Reviews: 'Easy Peasy', Ice trays, Tampons, Dylan Moran's Stand Up Comedy Special 'Monster', Laws, Cheese Burgers, Your Mum?! My Mum!, Plasterboard. www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Season 2: We're back bby!! 26.01.2026 2:23

Thank you all so much for having me back. Theres gonna be some changes around here! www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley

Z is for Zebras 07.12.2025 27:59

Today's Reviews: Zaddy, Zeppelins, Zebras, Zoos www.tiktok.com/@jemma_bayley www.instagram.com/jemma_bayley www.youtube.com/@jemma_bayley