Jafar Abad

In this episode the guys review the greatest sequel of all time while: Jadid is a rat informant, Ariya is constantly taking a dump and Sepehr's children come to play with their toys in his bedroom where is wife sleeps.

This time the guys review what is perhaps known as the greatest movie of all time. In this episode: Jadid becomes a baker, Ali visits the 9/11 memorial, Sepehr keeps saying Willie Cicci, Afshin is sleeping with the fishes and Ariya gets massacred halfway through the recording session.

A sleazy exploitation flick or a competent character study? In this episode, the guys talk about the controversial slasher Maniac based on Jadid's life: Afshin channels his inner Charles Bronson and is disappointed in the new generation's values while Sepehr enlightens us on how the French love Golden Showers. Jadid isn't available for this episode because he is on the run for allegedl...

Sam Peckinpah's gritty classic. A movie made by misogynists or just reviewed by misogynists? In this episode: Jadid has difficulties shaving his balls, Kavian's penis illuminates his surroundings, Sepehr's balls cure depression and Afshin hosts a wildlife documentary about child abduction. Fuckin hell this is a dark one, enjoy...

In this episode the guys review one of the most epic and manly films ever made while: Jadid lacks Testosterone, Afshin goes full woke and Sepehr grows a beard. 

In this episode the guys review another lazy Marvel content while: Jadid hates the justification for modern villains, Kavian teleports Hugo Chavez lesbian moms into a strip club and Sepehr names every country in South America.

In this episode the guys talk about one of the most underrated comedy films of all time, Black Dynamite while: Afshin dies on the toilet like Elvis, Sepehr tries to exploit exploitation films, Jadid finds Maggie Cheung's house via Google Earth and Kavian tries to prove that he isn't racist. Headphone users beware of: Dynomite Dynomite dun dun dun Dynomite Dynomite!!!

In this episode the guys take a deep dive into the Assassin's Creed franchise and talk about how this beloved gaming franchise went from being a fun and innovative experience to a repetitive, boring and mundane shit show. We'd also like to apologize for the shitty audio in this episode.

In this episode the guys review Robert Eggers's two previous films. A brilliant and and thought provoking conversation about The Lighthouse, and a crappy one about The Witch. Featuring: Afshin, Ariya, Jadid, Sepehr and a cameo by Kavian. 

In this episode the guys review Robert Eggers latest masterpiece while: Jadid butchers the script, Kavian wants to slap a child, Sepehr is still gay for Willem Dafoe and Afshin is disappointed by the lack of incest.

In this episode the guys talk about the fascinating vigilante films starring Charles Bronson while:  Sepehr's theory on Hollywood success is proven once again, the word "r*pe" breaths new life into Afshin's lifeless vessel and Jadid quietly regrets not watching the Death Wish movies (his life is pretty shitty).

In this episode the guys come out to review Walter Hill's cult classic The Warriors while: Afshin and Jadid can't "Dig it" and Sepehr says 'Atmosphere" a lot. Can you dig it sucka ?

In this nostalgia filled episode they guys talk about 3 classic JCVD action films while: Sepehr finds out how to get successful in Hollywood, Jadid feels sorry for Lawrence Fishburne and Afshin bleeds like Mai Lee. I think we broke the Guinness world record for the use of " a certain word " in a single podcast episode.

In this episode the guys try to review The Batman (2022) without being racially biased while: Jadid reads through the entire script of the film, Ali hates the mayor of Gotham with a passion, Afshin falls asleep behind his creepy telescope, Sepehr is looking for new friends and Kavian is just there complaining. 

In this episode the guys continue to talk about some of their favourite and not so favourite movies,series,directors (Ep 5) while: Jadid says "This is Brazil", Afshin channels his inner Shahram Azar and Sepehr abandons us to piss on someone's face R Kelly style.  

In this episode the guys and their wonderful guest Arootin talk about and review some sitcoms for your entertainment while: Arootin proves he is an aficionado of situation comedy, Sepehr is a hateful asshole and Jadid deals TV Shows under a bridge.  Shows included: Friends, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, How I met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, The Offic...

In this episode the guys continue to talk about their lists of the top 5 movies they've seen in the past year. (part 2 of 2)

In this episode the guys talk about their lists of the top 5 movies they've seen in the past year.

In this episode the guys review Spider-Man No Way Home .  Fun, sincere and well written blockbuster or overrated and poorly written nostalgia bait trash ? Spoiler Warning!

In this episode the guys talk about Hidetaka Miyazaki and George R. R. Martin 's latest collaboration. By going open-world have Fromsoftware succumbed to the latest trends of the genre or have they perfected it by applying their own fresh ideas ?

In this inspiring and thoughtful episode the guys review Asghar Farhadi's Hero while: Kavian plans out a Ghahreman spin-off cinematic universe , Jadid will receive divine punishment for his past deeds and Sepehr wants to be touched by Michael Jackson. Also Brooks, Red and David Carradine were hanging here.

In this episode which the guys review Wes Anderson's latest film: Sepehr loves Willem Dafoe way more than he should, Kavian body shames Lea Seydoux , Jadid tries to prove that Wes Anderson is gay and Afshin had just finished watching every Wes Anderson film in less than 48 hours.

In this episode the guys talk about some of their favourite and not so favourite movies,series,directors while: Jadid becomes a defence attorney for canceled celebrities , Sepehr wants to piss on a girl’s face and Afshin is really gay for Paul Schrader.

In this episode the guys review Dune (2021) while: Jadid desperately wants to shag Rebecca Ferguson , Kavian hates Zendaya with every fibre of his being , Afshin is disappointed by the lack of Harkonnen child molestation and Sepehr analyses the watering of palm trees.

In this episode about Matin Scorsese’s classic gritty picture: Sepehr teaches us how to make a bloody periscope while Jadid reveals his longtime dream of ruining children’s lives.