Jacked, Tan and Snarky

We’re back with a brand-new episode of  Jacked, Tan & Snarky  just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive into Christmas movie hot takes (some lists deserve jail), tree décor chaos — Chelsea’s perfectly curated downstairs tree vs Jenny’s shiny new tree era — and the very serious debate over whether tinsel is a regional personality trait. There was  previously  a nost...

We may have lost count of the episodes, but we haven’t lost our edge. In this week’s chaos, Jenny’s deep in Amazon storefront territory (send help, she bought jelly shoes), and Chelsea’s laser-focused on race strategy—from gear layouts to what she’s wearing to avoid mid-triathlon wardrobe malfunctions. We’re talking LTK, influencer impact, grandma overload (why are they always giving us bags of  t...

St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans were in full swing—probably not a great listen for little kids, so plan accordingly! March flew by, and we’re here to catch up on all the chaos. Chelsea’s workout schedule is wild, her dog is faking an injury, and her daughter has  zero  filter (and a knack for trickery). Meanwhile, Jenny’s pup had a full-blown anxiety attack from a thunderstorm—meds might be in his f...

We may be  on the edge  of millennial territory, but let’s be clear—we are  NOT  millennials (we have the joint pain to prove it). This week, Chelsea is deep into the Aaron Rodgers  Enigma  documentary, while Jenny attempted to discuss Gabby Petito but got wildly derailed (classic). We also dive into  White Lotus , the  Real Housewives of Atlanta , and the absolute  chaos  that is reality TV fashi...

We’re  actually  on episode 41 (unlike what was said in the episode—math is hard). This week, we’re diving into the important things in life: siblings trying to kill each other, Jenny finding a new gym home (where she was forced to  run ), and why she and Chelsea would be the ultimate team if races were divided into cardio vs. weights. Also on the agenda: the  art of vacation planning (or lack the...

This week, we dive into the hard-hitting topics: Why is Jenny addicted to VR puzzles? Is Chelsea’s youngest an ancient soul? How did a woman in 1770 have 69 children (and who took her Guinness World Record photo)? Also, Poshmark’s shipping prices are out of control, California has too many seasons, and why haven’t we invented protein cubes yet? Plus, Chelsea’s triathlon training (why?!), Jenny’s n...

This week, we’re spiraling over  Scamanda  on Hulu, reliving the toxic chaos of  America’s Next Top Model , and taking a nostalgic detour into the most aggressively '80s girl names. Plus, baseball season is almost here, and somehow, we’re still paying  way too much  for 57 streaming services we don’t even watch. We break down the Super Bowl—commercials, halftime shows, and why Kendrick just couldn...

We’re back from the depths of sickness and ready to overanalyze everything—because, honestly, we’re sick of being too informed about health and nutrition. This week, we’re unpacking Wonka (again), Beyoncé’s latest Grammy win, and the never-ending drama of Kanye, Taylor Swift’s legs, and why TikTok is disappearing. Jenny gives us a peek into her way too many pairs of pants, Chelsea navigates family...

In this wildly relatable, slightly chaotic episode, we cover all the essentials of life as we continue to creep into our ahem mid-40s. From Monday-off energy and Meta Quest Beat Saber battles to side-eyeing TikTok liars (seriously, “stay-at-home daughter”?) and RHOSLC’s Britani’s  cringe-inducing dance video, we’ve got opinions, rants, and laughs. We’ll tackle hard-hitting questions like:     •   ...

Welcome to Jacked, Tan and Snarky the ultimate guide to navigating life’s dumpster fire with a healthy dose of snark. This week, we’re ringing in the new year by diving into deprivation tanks, and questioning why our internal clocks insist we’re still 26. From the chaos of carving out alone time during Christmas to surviving family we’re hitting it all. We’re also tackling New Year’s goals—declutt...

Welcome back to Jacked, tann-ish and definitely snarky, where we dissect the chaos of modern life with wit, wisdom, and just a touch of exhaustion. This week, we start by shouting out our loyal listeners (hi, Carrie, David, and Jamie—you’re the real MVPs). Then we dive headfirst into Love After Lockup, a show that proves love knows no bounds—or brain cells. From there, we chat about the Yellowston...

We’re back with another wildly relatable and slightly ridiculous episode! Join us as we ramble through topics ranging from the serious to the absurd. We kick things off with a migraine-fueled plea for more naps—because honestly, sleep might just solve everything. From there, it’s a game show roast session: why we’d epically fail at Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, but maybe dominate Family Feud (su...

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the chaos that is our collective exhaustion from *daylight saving time* (yes, it’s “saving,” not “savings”—get it right or get out). We’ll chat about sleep hacks that probably won’t work but make us feel productive, and the cold plunge trend that has everyone pretending to be Vikings for better recovery. Then, we unpack my latest gym crisis, and outsourcing...

Ever wonder what’s rattling around in your hosts' heads, like an endless scroll of open tabs? From nostalgic naps and the bittersweet reality of our 40s to griping about slang and the baffling sounds we’ve apparently lost the ability to hear—it's all here. We tackle your notifications overload and ‘chimp crazy’ moments (yes, they *still* should live in the fucking wild Tonia). Please like, follow,...

Buckle up for a whirlwind episode where we *attempt* to stay on topic but definitely don’t. We kick off with some baseball talk (because Chelsea is legally obligated), then somehow find ourselves talking about Celine Dion and Ariana Grande’s SNL commercial because why wouldn’t we? We Stan SNL for once, but don’t worry Bravo fans, you don’t miss our Real Housewives hot takes. Then, we take a pit st...

In this episode, we’re bringing the heat—literally and figuratively. The weather’s so hot it feels like we’re living on the sun, but that’s nothing compared to the outrageous fashion choices from the Real Housewives. Speaking of bad decisions, let's talk about Optavia, the latest dispatch from cray town has arrived. Oh, and teens—they’re everywhere, and they’re all up in your business. We’ve got r...

In this episode, we're diving into the cringe and glory of watching yourself on reality TV—because nothing says *peak vanity* like critiquing your own facial expressions on the small screen. While we’re at it, we’ll talk about the real heroes of our screen time: our favorite podcasts that keep us sane. Then, it’s time for the ultimate end of summer guilty pleasure— Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Gr...

This week, we’re decoding the baffling world of teenager abbreviations —because why say "that sucks for you" when you can say "TSFY" and yeet your credibility out the window? But that's not all! We’ll also take a front-row seat to the latest reality TV trainwreck, where people make questionable decisions, and we pretend it's "unscripted." Oh, and if you've been waiting for your next financial disa...

In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of gym etiquette—because yes, someone needs to tell you not to hog the squat rack for Instagram selfies. From dodging the guy who has his special workout shirt on, to nutrition that actually fuels women (hint: it’s more than salad and air) y’all need more protein. We’ll also take a cold plunge into the latest fitness trends, because apparently, fre...

Dive into our latest episode where we recount the summer shenanigans that made us question our life choices—like cramming into an RV for a "relaxing" trip, and surviving endless summer with our kids. We also debate how long you should wear your medal before it gets weird, applaud the athletes who risked it all in the Seine River, and ponder the practicality of Olympic skateboarding and t...

Welcome to our Maycember episode where we're living our #momlife and recording at the salon with our favorite hairdresser, Kristen. Come along with us as we do what all ladies do in the hair dresser's chair, we talk about life. Topics include: Touching grass, camping in an RV, a little reality tv chat, enjoying frosting, gluten free foods and a couple stylist stories at the end. Enjoy! To...

Join us for a lively discussion in this episode as we jump in (as always) into reality TV, celebs and ozempic, unravel the intricacies of Mother’s Day expectations, share insights on house remodeling adventures, and reflect on the joys and challenges of parenting kids. Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky! If...

Join us for a wild ride in this week's episode as we delve into a mix of pop culture, From the drama-filled seas of 'Below Deck' to pondering the existence of aliens, we'll explore it all. Get ready for a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s with a twist of Pinterest inspiration, reminisce about our 'best day ever' Facebook memories, and dive into the world of reality TV with d...

Join us on this episode of "Hair Mastery": We cover a wide range of hair care topics, from client communication to embracing gray hair, with expert advice on oils, treatments, regrowth, and more. Plus, of course we ask who would look better bald. Tune in for all the insights you need to master your hair game! To contact the amazing Kristen check out her website or instagram: www.kristend...

Join us on our podcast as we navigate the murky waters of adulthood while discussing everything from Taylor Swift to Below Deck, soccer, and the ultimate taco throw down. In this episode, we're joined by Kristen to chat about all things bangs, hair products, dressing for comfort in life and work, the art of slang (like 'what’s up brother'), plus the first of three... hundred essential...