Jabari’s Wisdom

The earth isn't a peanut you idiots.  Nasa made a mistake.  I don't know why they keep spreading these lies.  This is why people come up with these crazy conspiracy theories, cause they keep doing half-truths.  Wtf is the reason for that...wtf are they trying to hide.

Face it, Bitcoin is a bait and you fell for it.  It's sad, but yes, you are an idiot.  Own up to it.  Sometimes its a freeing feeling to be self-aware of your own depleting brain cell count.  Makes it easier when everything falls apart.  Cause when that baby crashes, oooooooh booooy you are going to feel dumb af if you didn't sell by now. Yeah...I know I'm late with upload...

Have you ever wondered what the heck the V2 rocket was.  Were the Nazi's really as dumb as they sound.  Well this podcast will explain everything.  Prepare for the wonders of space told PERFECTLY.  You can thank me later.

Every wondered if you could become a lawyer?  Have you constantly went, "Wow, law is some bull, I wanna know how to cheat the system and break the law but then find one little tiny stupid loophole that allows me to legally admit that I broke the law but because of the busted legal system I can get away with it"?  Well here is your first lesson.

Have you ever wondered why tf vans somehow always land upright whenever you throw them in the air.  Well I solved it.  I truly solved it.  This is the secret alternative maths that the scientist have been hiding this entire time.  I hope you don't get assassinated for knowing this ancient knowledge.   Also pretty cool.  Spotify has videos now.

Yes, you heard it here first, the whole covid situation was the biggest blunder of American history.  Honestly, I believe they weren't this incompetent.  They 100% knew this was going to be the outcome of opening the US back up again.  Cause if I can realize this way before hand back in May, the experts, whose literal job it is to keep track of this stuff, also knew.  They definitely knew.  My gue...

I accepted that this will get a lot of flack.  People hate when you tell them that all their money that they thought was going to something good was wasted, but its a message that sadly has to be said sometimes.  You realize that for one, if a charity is for "awareness" its automatically a scheme for board members to make big bucks off of.  Two, if any other charity hasn't honestly made an objecti...

Audio was a little weird in this one and I'm not sure why.  But anyway, yeah neural networks seem like a big af bait.  Though I'm not really an expert by any means so if you code monkeys are about to go rage on me, just chill out and send this to everyone one of your friends first so I can at least get some monetization with it.  You know I'm right deep down.

There definitely is more I wish I brought up in this podcast.  I have so many problems with how large the big tech corporations have become.  The innovation of America are at all time lows and we just make linear improvements to products these days.  The phones are at their peak so now we are just at a point of no clue.  But then again that's not just big techs fault, its also the fault of our uni...

Dreaming is a favorite past time of mine.  I never really learn any cool things about myself or anything.  Like I said in the podcast, it's mostly just adventures or cool little events and such.  That's why honestly, sometimes its really difficult for me to realize I'm in a dream.  My dreams are usually so casual that I don't even realize it's one.  Even when its a crazy dream, it's like realistic...

So now that I did the impossible; literally had an explanation of 4 spatial dimensions in an entirely audio format, I 100% deserve some form of award.  Like who has done something that impressive.  I bet you ever mathematician worth their salt couldn't do it.  I deserve a Nobel prize for this.    Not only that, but I explained why dark matter exist and possibly proved the presence of guardian ange...

So now that you have been wonderfully red pilled; literally giving the hidden knowledge the the book burnings tried to keep hidden, can you do me a favor and send me some thanks.  This thanks can be given in a form of monthly prayer. Nothing too drastic.  Just a little bit of a "Thank you Jabari" every now and then.  No money needed.  Make sure your eyes are closed and hands put together.  After I...

Man there is no way that people haven't been thinking like this before.  Like no way I'm the first person to using facts and logic to literally rationalize that ancient humans existed (or ancient intelligent beings).  Like you don't have to even go into full conspiracy mode to realize this.  Just the mere fact that the earth is as old as it is and the mere fact that earth had living organisms befo...

Chill out.  Just listen to the podcast.  Chill out I say!!!!  If climate change was really this easily recoverable and the big bad industry was truly at fault, how about you go and simply find an alternative energy source (that's not nuclear cause thats truly the future but people dont wanna see the light).  Or better yet, why don't you do a huge non cringly made marketing campaign that makes the...

Man if aliens truly don't exist or the government actually hasn't contacted aliens and have no clue if they exist, defund nasa immediatly.  Useless agency at that point.  Just turn it into a private company.  The government has done similar things before.  Useless use of our previous tax dollars.  Maybe some real change would happen in our holy country if we weren't sending some devil rockets up i...

Creating internet content can be a fairly stressful thing a lot of the time.  When you don't have views its pretty stressful because you feel you are wasting away your talent for nothing.  When you do have views its stressful because you are always trying to appease your fans.  le sigh... unlucky af

Don't trust the internet people.  Legit, there opinions are so outside the realms of reality sometimes that it's not even funny.  It's always safe to think that the average internet comment is made by a cringetown USA resident.  Can't let that mess bust up your psyche.  Like don't get me wrong though, there are a bunch of times when its useful.  And a lot of moments when the internet is very humbl...

Ok, I know what you are all thinking. "Man this dude has an obsession with cults...this is like the third time he brought this stuff up.  Dude probably wants to make his own someday...."  No, no...I just find the idea that people who have a population of people who are adamant about them suddenly screw his followers over when he or she already had it all.  It's a pretty crazy thing.  Someone who i...

Ok, so technically I'm pretty sure I made more wisdoms on how to handle a mid-life crisis. Though, after re-listening to this, I think both crises are basically the same thing in a way.  Its just ones the younger flavor of the other.  So I guess the wisdom still works.  It sucks though.  Having to deal with the shadow of guilt or envy when you realize you aren't at the goal you sit for yourself.  ...

This was basically the points I wanted to make during the racist sexist podcast that will probably never be released.  Don't worry, you arent missing much from that unreleased podcast.  Basically was what I said here with a sprinkle of irrelevant disruptions and a glaze of sexist racism.  Then after the sexist racism, about 30 minutes of me attempting to show his busted af views were flawed and hi...

Yes yes, hopefully this will be the last podcast where I talk about he who shall not be named.  I just had to let people know what was going through  my mind when suddenly someone who was in a majority of my podcast so far randomly vanished.  I also decided to not upload that controversial podcast were he went racist sexist.  I usually would have uploaded it anyway, but the main reason why I decid...

Math has always been a much hated subject for students and people everywhere.  Is this because math is a trash af subject?  No, not really.  It's more because people have been teaching it wrong for centuries.  I can't really say millennia cause who knows, maybe back in those pre-history days they were teaching math in ingenious ways but then all the knowledge of these ancient math teaching techniq...

Ok we get it, you butt love Elon Musk because you think that he is a way for you to live vicariously through someone who is "literally you" if you became a billionaire.  Yes, yes, indeed.  But anyway, thinking rationally, what's the difference between that sham and literally any other ceo of a car company or space/rocket company.  Go on, think about it.  And when you come back, I'm sure all you'll...

Blah Blah Blah, how dare you, blah blah blah, sacrilege, blah blah blah.  I know I know.  Get over it.  If me being skeptical over a suss af dude who had a suss af story in an already suss af religion which doesn't follow and/or go against literally everything that the original branch of the religion is about is the worst thing I've done in my short life, then heaven gonna be easy peasy af to get...

Moral of the story, "Make America Great Again" low key is a cry for America to become an industrial capital of the world again.  Our economy is basically now run by competitive, highly specialized jobs which has put us in a position where you either study 8 years and debt to get a livable wage or struggle for rest of your life possibly needed 3 jobs in order to survive.