Jabari’s Wisdom

Face it, I know you are all sex positive and believe that you shouldn’t have any consequence of openly talking about it, but reality is that you will forever be seen differently the moment you admit it. Have a highscore of body count is not a braggable thing. The red pill is behind your back everyone IS talking about you in a negative light. I’m sorry. But someone needs to let you know. And also t...

Screw Dogs. I said it. And I dont give af what cope you come up with for why those filthy stinky pooping barking unevolved lower intelligent organism deserve my respect. Are they cute? Sure, but sure are ALL Reptiles, Birds, and Mammals. Even snakes can be cute. So what makes a dog special? Nothing. I might as well get a goat. A goat is just as much maintanace and as noisy as a dog. Go on. Come up...

So I’m assuming by the time this comes out I’m already a viral sensation due to me doing the advertisement for my podcast. So it’s time to take full advantage of it. LET ME MEET JACKIE CHAN! It’s my one request. Thank you. Don’t make my time in Hong Kong be for nothing.

Yes, its a hard truth to hear. Could this be my most downer bit of wisdom. Yes, god has left us and she is not coming back. Yes you heard right. You have to do everything the hard way. You alone have to enlighten yourself enough to go to heaven. Well there is some light in the dark actually. One step of the process to heavenly enlightenment is listening to Jabari's Wisdom. Congrats! You are now on...

I am a child of Lilith, what say you? You really want to be related to that harlot Eve and that douchebag Adam. Look at how their children ended up. Poor Abeline. She didnt deserve that. But what can you do. Her older brother was raised by a harlot. Sad. Truly. All we had to do was not eat the d**n apple CJ!

Look I get it, blah blah blah cope cope cope but look, I know its unfair we always have to be the bigger people after everything that happens and will happen, we are always the ones who have to forgive and forget or let other get away with stuff or not react to things or whatever else. However, you must look at it in another way. Does that make you wiser and the community wiser. We should always s...

Jabari is under the weather this week so I will be hosting this episode of Jabari's Wisdom. It's my first time hosting a podcast so I hope you all don't mind. It was fun. I might come on some more times depending on if I'm not busy on the farm.

Can we gift sentience to other creatures??? I think so. Look you just wait. The in 50 years and you are having a political debate with the whales about rather the geopolitical boundaries of Antarctica belong to them, you gonna look back at this podcast and see the wisdom that was spoken. Whales remember this. I deserve to be spared

Sadly D’Ante’ reveals to every viewer now and in the future his true colors. I tried to warn you all, but no one ever listens. This is the real deal. D’Ante’ in the flesh. It’s sad. I truly am sorry you all had to witness this. I would’ve put this in the back burner but the audio was nice and clear. So clear you could hear every single atom of his foolish and PATHETIC existence. Sigh.

In this episode, Jabari and his friends share their stories and insights on topics ranging from apartment living, cooking, and friendship, to police brutality, Black Lives Matter, and corruption. They also encounter a mysterious and powerful figure who transforms into a huge abomination after being injected with the Hulk serum. How will they survive this supernatural encounter? Tune in to find out...

Lmao huge delay. This was originally recorded like back in early August…. I just never had the motivation to upload for some reason. So busy. Also D’Ante’ got banned from podcast. But hey, at least it’s uploaded now.

The second half of the podcast. Basically just a bunch of banter, not really any real topics. Still a fun episode. And yes, I am naruto

Crazy right?? D'Ante' AND Evan are back in a once in a life time episode. To think after so long of doing podcast solo, I'm back to making some podcast with some pals. Feels good. A lot of energy is back. The topics are still ridiculous, but maybe a little less crackpot. Just insane. Don't worry though, I will still make some solo podcast. There are some topics that just need to be said alone ya k...

Yeah you all are brain dead, stop acting like you make the rules. Stop self-inserting yourself into your false realities of your version of Harry Potter. I said it, and im not apologizing for it. YOU ARE NOT A RAVENCLAW. Face it, you arent even a ravenclaw in real life, what makes you think you are in the harry potter universe. Ha! Funny. Face it, Hogwarts is a ivy league school full of rich peopl...

Yeah you here all this hoopla about this AI bs about how its gonna take jobs and ruin learning in schools and blah blah blah blah. Its all a bunch of fooey and you are all brain dead for ever reading any of those pop-sci/pop-tech articles. One, this AI craze is just the new crypto hype bs. Two, the ai wont make a dent in society until the big tech collapses. Three, if big tech doenst collapse and...

Yes, I officially have solved time. I know i know, the pop-sci scientist are currently crying their eyes out knowing that each on of their time travel episodes and interviews and books have been made useless overnight, but whatever. No, you will never be able to have a time travel dinosaur adventure with your blonde love interest and funny and loyal token black friend. Face the facts people, just...

Can you imagine being someone so insecure about their own intellect that you ACTUALLY PAY for an iq test to prove rather you are dumb or not. Sorry to tell you like this, but if you did that, you are actually stupid af. Like if you are so dumb that you don’t know rather you are dumb or not, that means you are DUMB. Always think of that people. If you ever feeling insecure about your own intelligen...

Oops, forgot to edit and upload this one.  Kinda crazy.  Uploaded this back when I felt safe to at the very least go out and skate at night.  I don't nearly feel safe enough to do that anymore.  Hella cases.  But I think they will be going down soon...cause literally every person is catching it.  Its so crazy.  I really wanna record another podcast soon...so maybe I'll figure something out.  But y...

Ummmm I thought I uploaded this weeks ago….strange……..man maybe there’s something they don’t want you to hear in this podcast and they edited out those bits. Super weird. Like legit. I swear I uploaded this like at least a month ago. I was checking to make sure this wasn’t a reupload. I was suprised af when I saw “New Jabari’s Wisdom episode”. Had to rush and add a description and all that.

Yeah, "blah blah blah, wah wah wah, conspiracy are dangerous waaaaaaah!!  You don't know how dangerous it is to create a platform spreading this type of rhetoric waaaaah!"  Dude stfu.  Like seriously.  Most people are normal.  I know its a hard red pill to swallow, but most people are freaking normal.  Even if I suddenly made someone a conspiracy nut with this one podcast, MOST PEOPLE ARE NORMAL!...

Yeah, comic books and random af stupid "there's a universe where I ____" people have been lying to you all along.  There are not as many Multiverses as you might think.  Like there are still a huge amount of, but its not as much as you'd originally think.

I don't know why its so sensitive of a topic to talk about the incompetence of how countries have been handling covid.  Blah Blah Blah Science Rules!!! I get it, you feel smarter by agreeing with the "scientific experts". Whooptidooo.  Continue living in Lala Land.  Trusting every single thing you are spoon fed on tv isn't a personality trait.  It's a hard fact to hear, but its true.  Sorry to tel...

Yeah I'm talking about teaching and math for the umpteenth time, I don't freaking care.  I'm gonna keep talking about it.  Teaching is done in such a troll way.  I will literally speak a new world teaching order into existence using these podcast.  As you know, my podcast have prediction powers, so by me saying it, it will happen.  So screw you.  I'm gonna keep making more podcast about this topic...

Yes, I solved it.  Was quite easy honestly.  Turns out, life is a lot more boring than you'd have thought.  Sadly no alternative dimension you is doing anything with your raggedy self.  Sad, but true.

Either fate exist or the Big Bang doesn't.  Make a choice.  I'd like to believe that maybe...just maybe...the science is right like it has proven time and time again.  Just because someone is smart doesn't mean they are all knowing simply because they did some random af math.