J & J People Are The Worst

Just a friendly reminder. Anytime murder, or full on genocide are mentioned on this podcast, those are jokes. So, relax your tits, and have some laughs. If not, I'll murder your Family! Do you think anybody wants to catch a roundhouse from a guy wearing zebra and gold glitter parachute pants? FORGET ABOUT IT!!! Full disclosure, there's pizza in the kitchen I'm dying to eat. I'll probably be having...

Email: jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Twitter: @PPLRtheworstpod Instagram: @Peoplearetheworstpod I hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving. I ate so much, my nose started running. It happens every time I eat way too much, even if what I'm eating isn't spicy whatsoever. I always thought that was weird as shit. I'm thankful for sexy roommates, close Family, crazy black dogs, chicken tikka masala,...

Email: jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Riddle me this! Is it intriguing listening to a deep thinker ponder the answers to riddles? Probably not! So, we switched gears, and started talking about movies instead. First up, "Run Sweetheart Run!". The third wave feminist fantasy of defeating the patriarchy, using only menstrual blood and some rocks. I'm not even bullshitting, that's exactly what happen...

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com also visit BertBertBert.com Piggy is trying to stop me from typing. Stop trying to remote control our dogs, Bezos!! I'm glad Elon has reign over the Twitterverse now. Everybody can throw their ideas out there, no matter how profound or idiotic. That's how it should have been from jump street! We learned that BertBertBert.com can get it. That gallon of Kool Aid...

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Welcome to this episode of how many questions will it take to make Jay get over irritated with Jenn, (the limit does not exist) However today we're going over the Would you rathers of internet questions while we both get a chance to answer this is my Lame attempt to make sure we recorded before I went on vacation with my WHOLE family, So ya'll pray for me, and...

Get ready, Get set, Wait where we going again? OH that's right I stopped taking all of my ADHD meds, I Don't know what HD is but that doctor said I have 80 of them hoes! Listen, there is nothing worse than a Karen rolling up on you when you're just trying to enjoy your gordita crunch in your car minding your own business, so what If I don't have pants on you uppity twat, just put your knees to you...

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com So, we've established that I'll fight, and most likely meet a violent demise, in most combative scenarios. At least I'll have Valhalla to look forward to. I'll be fighting side-by-side with Hawkeye, after my co-star fucks him to death. Do you know what Jon Hamm would do in all of these scenarios? He'd wait for the lead actor to say their lines first. I wonder...

Email: jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com The audacity of this bitch! Or, the genius of this bitch! You can decide for yourself. If you're going to shuffle off your mortal coil, you should be granted certain liberties. You can go sky diving, Rocky Mountain climbing, and go 2.7 seconds on a bull named Mutton Chops, because Fumanchu is a little punk bitch. But, you don't have to go and cuck your fuckin...

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com I vote against mercy for all of your twat bombs. The next time one of these little screaming fuckers is acting an ass in a restaurant, I'm going to hire Pennywise the Clown to come sing them happy birthday, and pop a red balloon right in their left ear. Kids need to be struck. Not with anger, but with emotional content. That's how Bruce Lee did it. Oh, you dis...

Email: jnj.peoplearetheworst@Gmail.com Who's your historical piece of ass? Have you ever even thought about it? King Tut up the butt? Vanna White on your pipe? Dr. Seuss making you loose? Buzz Aldrin eating your cauldron? I'd consider bending Jack the Ripper over against his will. After I was done, right above his butthole, I'd slap on a scratch and sniff sticker that said "Grape Job!". It would b...

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com You've got two last names? Are you trying to be a reverse Ricky Bobby up in this bitch? You'll never shake and bake, because that requires teamwork. There is no "I" in team, but there is one in "selfish twat". Angelina Jolie was even worse, because she didn't even offer the hyphen. If the hyphen discussion comes up, that's a hell no. If they don't want to chan...

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Do you want to be where the people are? Want to see, want to see them be.... what's the word? Oh right, CUNTS!! Ariel is black now? Cool beans, I don't give a fuck. It's all the same when the lights go out, baby. I'll have a deep sea threesome with this chick, and Anya Taylor-Joy. It'll be all good for me! No matter what, I'll know I'm bumping uglies with a gi...

If you go to Morton's, Vic & Anthony's, Del Frisco's, or any steakhouse of similar ilk, I'd imagine you'd probably order a top notch cut of beef. Now, if that beautiful, succulent, perfectly prepared steak came to your table, and had a bite taken out of it, would you still pay full price for that meat? No? So, if it had ten bites taken out, that's probably a HELL NO, right? Same principle here! Yo...

Email: jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Do you know your wishes three? We sure as fuck know ours. I was going to make a joke about Ryan Gosling being a genie, doing the "What do you want!?" scene from The Notebook. Something like,"I want to not be standing in a lake during this conversation right now.". Then, I couldn't remember if they were standing in a lake, or if they were standing in the rain....

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com You remember back when you thought love was real, and possible? I mean, it's not, but do you 'member? The music always takes you back. "I've been waiting for a girl like you", then you showed up and were a fucking crazy bitch. There went all my clothes, and my dvd collection. "I wanna know what love is". It's a bunch of gaslighting, lies, and manipulation! "I...

Email: jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Time to go on a trip, motherfucker! Make sure you plan, to have all the fun you can. Haunted houses, jumping off of high places, driving fast cars, and my Dad's ass. You "simply can't''? Well, you absolutely shouldn't stick your nose in that holiest of hole-ees. The Terminal List has me all distracted right now. Star-Lord ain't fucking around in this shit! Ga...

21 questions, go! Are you Leonard Nimoy? FUCK! EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! We have way more than 21 questions in this episode, and you will learn things about us both. Some good, some bad, some downright sinful. It is Friday, after all. Pop in a soft gummy, and have yourself some hard sex. Leave this episode on while you do it. Have you ever had a laughing fit during sex? I mean, I've never been noodlin...

We're talking about whores, people! They're everywhere, and they should also be LEGAL. Stop the shootings, damn the man, save the empire! Renee Zellweger could have been a hoe for Rex Manning in that movie, but she gave it up for free. That's slut shit, and that's bad business! Come work at our brothel (to be named after legalization). Slaps on the ass, health care, dental, and Christmas parties a...

Email: jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com If I were Sonny from "iRobot", this whole description would already be done, and it would be a masterpiece. Alan Tudyk is the fucking man. Steve the Pirate could definitely solo a T-Rex, bet money bitch! I do wish I had grown up to become a mad scientist. I could absolutely make a big enough E.M.P. to shut all this shit down then. Instead of reading this, you...

On this weeks episode of how fucked up is too fucked up we're covering two different episodes because real like keeps kicking us in the dicks. GET OFF OUR BACKS WERE STARVING!! sorry Old school SNL Chris Farley moment. If you're too young to know who that is, You're probably too young to be listening to our podcast so move it along, scooter.

If you're sensitive when it comes to certain language, you're in the wrong fucking place. Abandon hope all ye who enter here. This isn't a trigger warning. Those are for weak minded cunts, with no backbone. This is merely a heads up for rational human beings, that might read this and consciously decide that this might, or might not be for them. Thus, proceeding and enjoying our filth, or scrolling...

Have you ever wondered who would play you, in the live action movie of your life? Yeah I hadn't either till today because I racked my brain to find this weeks topic, and when I couldn't I scoured Google! These were a few of them. Like putting Jay in the hot seat about his matrimony avoidance, and who's the Jon Hamm in your life? Other wise known as the most forgettable character, but fits in to ev...

I wonder if any of these Moms ever had to ask their sons, "Is it in yet?"? At least one has, for sure. I'll let you guess which one. You know what? Now that I think about it, they probably wouldn't do that to their own sons. I'm sure they tell them, "You have the biggest winky in the whole wide world, yes you do!!!". Also, Darkness trims her bush in this episode, which was LONG overdue. Tom Cruise...

Our Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail. Have you ever wondered what it's like inside Big Jay's head when it come to dating? Yeah me either BUT he's gonna tell us anyway, so if I have to hear this so do y'all1 GET EXCITEd. Lets find out why having a brown belt and black shoes have scarred him for the rest of his dating life. JUST KIDDING he's refusing to date ever again!

Email jnj.peoplearetheworst@gmail.com Welcome back to this weeks episode of "My Mommy touched me too much" where we sane level headed individuals can see from a Texas mile away what grooming looks like from the female side of it. And we don't give a Star Spangled Fuck if these boys can't see how unhealthy this Son/Husband lifestyle is! MURICA!!