It‘s This Meets That

Shhhhhhhh... and listen! Russ and Jared can't be silent about this one anymore. The guys are starting The Silence (2019), starring Stanley Tucci, Kiernan Shipka, Miranda Otto, Kate Trotter, Kyle Harrison Breitkopf, John Corbett, and Billy MacLellan. For a movie about being quiet, there's a lot more crappy dialogue than you'd expect. But you'll never get crappy dialogue from our loquacious hosts! T...

When the world is under attack from mysterious flying creatures, who do you want in your corner? Russ and Jared have your back, they promise. The guys are discussing this very possibility in this episode featuring the trailer for The Silence (2019), starring Stanley Tucci, Kiernan Shipka, Miranda Otto, Kate Trotter, Kyle Harrison Breitkopf, John Corbett, and Billy MacLellan. It's not a ripoff of A...

Did you make the choice to listen to the last couple episodes of ITMT? Good on you! When we left Russ and Jared in part 1, they were talking about the awkward sex fight affair scene between the two main characters. Tune in for the wrap-up of The Choice (2016), starring Teresa Palmer, as well as Benjamin Walker, Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Alexandra Daddario, Anna Enger Ritch, and Tom Wilkinson.

What choices have you made today? If you want to add one more good decision to your list, join Russ and Jared as they slide into The Choice (2016), starring Teresa Palmer, as well as Benjamin Walker, Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Alexandra Daddario, Anna Enger Ritch, and Tom Wilkinson. For once, the guys were actually pretty spot on with their prognostications from Trailer Trash. Tune in to find out...

This week, Russ and Jared are tackling their second movie based on one of enemy of the pod, Nicholas Sparks', books. Welcome to the Trailer Trash for The Choice (2016), starring friend of the pod, Teresa Palmer, as well as Benjamin Walker, Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Alexandra Daddario, Anna Enger Ritch, and Tom Wilkinson (also friend of the pod). Tune in for Fan Service, trashing of this trailer,...

Taking a cue from the movie, we're releasing it again! Just kidding, this is part 2, an actual separate episode. If you haven't guessed, Russ and Jared are about to put the nail in the coffin of the worst vampire movie since Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1; we're talking Morbius (2022), starring Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Michael Keaton. Whe...

It's Morbin' time! Jared and Russ are about to get Morbed in this week's episode as they dissect Morbius (2022), starring Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Michael Keaton (not a star, but good for SEO). Do you think it made a Morbillion dollars? Do you think the guys will pull punches during their Morbywood Pitches? Only one way to Morb out! Go Mor...

A movie so good they released it twice! You guessed it, Russ and Jared are trashing the trailer for Morbius (2022), starring Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Michael Keaton (very generously saying "starring"). Will this be a tale of too many Jareds? Will Russ learn how to play chess? Why would you ask those questions before listening to the episod...

Russ and Jared are back to put the final nail in the booth coffin for The Kissing Booth 3 (2021), starring Joey King, Jacob Elordi, Joel Courtney, Meganne Young, Taylor Zakhar Perez, Maisie Richardson-Sellers, and Molly Ringwald. When we last left the guys, they were talking about how maybe Elle and Noah just shouldn't be together... it's better for all of us. Tune in as the guys discuss relations...

***AIR HORNS*** It's time to kick off the end of this trilogy with Jared and Russ. The guys are here with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of The Kissing Booth 3 (2021), starring Joey King, Jacob Elordi, Joel Courtney, Meganne Young, Taylor Zakhar Perez, Maisie Richardson-Sellers, and Molly Ringwald. There's loads of Quick Info (and a call for democracy), Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, and more....

Do you like movies that are not good? Do you consider yourself to be a get-goer? Want to party with the likes of Donna Mint, Ryan Smalls, and Daymien Marc-Eddy? If you answered yes to at least one of those questions, you may be qualified to work at ITMT Industries Labs Corp! While you're mulling over your application, study up with the Russ and Jared as they talk about The Kissing Booth 3 (2021),...

RAWRRRR! Is that a dinosaur, or Jeff Goldblum? *cue adorable Old El Paso little girl* "¿Por qué no los dos?" Russ and Jared are back to finish Jurassic World: Dominion (2022), starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Isabella Sermon, and BD Wong. Tune in for more dinosaur facts and the epic conclusion to this much-maligned sequel franchise!

Russ and Jared are going paleo! Not that kind of paleo though, they love legumes and refined sugar almost as much as they love dinosaurs. That's right, the guys are kicking off the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of Jurassic World: Dominion, starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Isabella Sermon, and BD Wong. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Like life, ITMT will find a way (to be disappointed in the latest schlock from the Jurassic Park franchise)! That's right Russ and Jared are kicking off a new Trailer Trash for Jurassic World: Dominion (2022), starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Isabella Sermon, and BD Wong. Listen to the guys wax poetic about their love of dinosaurs, chat...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were watching the Volkswagen commercial that someone decided to call Point Break (2015), starring Luke Bracey, friend-of-the-pod Édgar Ramírez, Teresa Palmer, Matias Varela, Ray Winstone, Clemens Schick, Tobias Santelmann, and Delroy Lindo. Picking things back up in Paris with Johnny Utah Brigham, tune in to find out if the guys reach their breaking point tal...

Russ and Jared are skydiving without parachutes into Point Break (2015), starring Luke Bracey, friend-of-the-pod Édgar Ramírez, Teresa Palmer, Matias Varela, Ray Winstone, Clemens Schick, Tobias Santelmann, and Delroy Lindo. Don't miss this nostalgia-filled episode with the guys' most EXTREME Hollywood Pitches yet and more Fast Facts than you can shake a surfboard at. Stay tuned for the EPIC concl...

No rules! No limits! At least that's how Russ and Jared approach the extreme sport known as casual podcasting. That's right, the guys are getting EXTREME and trashing the trailer for this awful remake. Tune in for the hype (and inevitable disappointment) for Point Break (2015), starring Luke Bracey, friend-of-the-pod Édgar Ramírez, Teresa Palmer, Matias Varela, Ray Winstone, Clemens Schick, Tobias...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were discussing the "best birthday ever" scene and the ridiculousness of this plane hijacking scene. You got it! They're finishing The Man from Toronto (2022), starring Kevin Hart, Woody Harrelson, Kaley Cuoco, Pierson Fode, Jasmine Mathews, Ellen Barkin, and Lela Loren. Will L'Ambassadeur be as good as the boys expect? Will Russ pronounce Cuoco correctly? Wi...

Russ and Jared are back with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of The Man from Toronto (2022), starring Kevin Hart, Woody Harrelson, Kaley Cuoco, Pierson Fode, Jasmine Mathews, Ellen Barkin, and Lela Loren. Spoilers, this movie didn't go the way Russ and Jared had hoped it would (Cheers sequel), and ended up even worse and more boring than they feared. Tune in for Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, a...

This one goes out to our friends to the north in Toronto! Russ and Jared are talking about the trailer for Netflix's recent number 1 film, The Man from Toronto (2022), starring Kevin Hart, Woody Harrelson, Kaley Cuoco, Pierson Fode, Jasmine Mathews, Ellen Barkin, and Lela Loren. The guys introduce new ITMT Data Analyst, Ryan Smalls, discuss the merits of Rotten Tomatoes scores, and more. Stay tune...

Why is Eddie always so angry? Russ and Jared are back to attempt to answer that question and much more as they finish The Clapper (2017), starring Ed Helms, Amanda Seyfried, Tracy Morgan, Adam Levine, Russell Peters, Leah Remini, and Alan Thicke. The characters in this movie continue to make incredibly poor decisions, ask dumb questions, and besmirch the legacy of Alan Thicke. Tune in to find out...

Russ and Jared are applauding themselves (as always) and doing their scene-by-scene breakdown of The Clapper (2017), starring Ed Helms, Amanda Seyfried, Tracy Morgan, Adam Levine, Russell Peters, Leah Remini, and Alan Thicke. The movie might have been tough to watch, but Russ and Jared powered through and offer classic Hollywood Pitches with their usual wishful thinking. There're also lots of ques...

What would you do with a nailammer? What's that? You don't know what a nailammer is?! Sounds like you need to listen to this week's Trailer Trash to find out! Russ and Jared are talking about the trailer for The Clapper (2017), starring Ed Helms, Amanda Seyfried, Tracy Morgan, Adam Levine (apparently?), Russell Peters, Leah Remini, the late Alan Thicke, and Mickey Gooch Jr. Stay tuned for the full...

You choose (or die?!) to listen to this episode as Russ and Jared careen towards the end of this horrible horror flick. That's right, the guys are finishing recent Netflix original, Choose or Die (2022), starring Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Angela Griffin, Eddie Marsan, Ryan Gage, Pete MacHale, Kate Fleetwood, and Joe Bolland. Lot of hot topics this episode including the societal acceptability of...

Boo! Russ and Jared are back with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of the new(ish) Netflix original horror movie, Choose or Die (2022), starring Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Angela Griffin, Eddie Marsan, Ryan Gage, Pete MacHale, Kate Fleetwood, and Joe Bolland. The guys have dialed in their Hollywood Pitches and cultivated the Fast Facts, you won't want to miss this episode. And stay tuned for p...