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thought the Diamond Castle was like one of those 70's shower club places. In this episode, we watched the 2008 film Barbie & the Diamond Castle. Also, if you hear a lot of bonking sounds in the background, there was a wild duck with a stick in its mouth walking around the studio, hitting things.

I tried to do the "I Spartacus" thing at a coffee shop, and they all just stared at me. On this episode, we watched the 1960 film, Spartacus.

I finally found an editing software that works; hopefully, it makes this movie sound better than it is. In this episode, we watched the film Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper.

We watched a three-hour movie about an asshole. Now listen to a one-and-a-half-hour podcast with two assholes. We watched the 1975 film, Barry Lyndon.

I thought this was about 12 Dancing Dish Brushes. We begin this season watching the 2006 film Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses.

Instead of movies, we ranked flavors of Spam. In this episode, we ranked the movies from season 6 and previewed season 7.

Out of respect for the movie, we did not say the word "the" during this episode. In this episode, we watched the 1975 film French Connection II.

There will be a 15-minute po'boy break. In this episode, we watched the 2009 film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Also, sorry we had to split this into two parts; there were problems with the editing software.

There will be a 15-minute po'boy break. In this episode, we watched the 2009 film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Also, sorry we had to split this into two parts; there were problems with the editing software.

We tried to find two guys named Jake, but we ran out of time. In this episode, we watched the 1990 film The Two Jakes.

It's not a Beatles movie yet. In this episode, we watched the 2021 film Drive My Car. Side note: You may experience some audio glitches. We apologize for the issue with our audio equipment.

Were we high during the recording of this episode? No, but we were extremely low. For this episode, we watched the 1963 film High and Low.

It's finally over. Now I can burn down the Magic Castle. For this episode, we rank the movies for the season and tell everyone the new ones for next season.

TJ and I are the men who stand in the corner and eat all the chips. We watched the 2001 film The Man Who Wasn't There in this episode.

Yes, it's been two months since our last episode, but it wasn't our fault. TJ got kidnapped by government agents, and I had to rescue him. I bet you feel foolish now.

As a kid, I was afraid to jump off a six-inch ramp with my bike. In this episode, we watched the 1985 film The Dirt Bike Kid.

I always thought that this movie was about lollipops. This week, we watched the 1994 film The Hudsucker Proxy.

Yeah, this one is not good. We watched the 1988 film A Night at the Magic Castle.

I forgot to post the episode last week because of the Super Bowl. I had too many orange drinks and was stuck in the bathroom for the whole game. In this episode, we watched the 1988 film Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller.

Get ready to hear our opinions and our recipe for onion dip. In this episode, we rank the films of our current season and reveal our new films for the next season.

Consider this our late-election special. This week, we watched the 1968 film Profound Desires of the Gods.

In this episode, we tried to get a pig on a battleship, but the Navy stopped us. Instead, we watched the 1961 film Pigs and Battleships.

For this one, you don't have to wait two months. We watched the 1986 film Children of a Lesser God in this episode.

This one took longer than usual, but I don't think you should blame me for this. Blame the military-industrial complex. In this episode, we watched the 1992 film, Bob Roberts.

This one took longer than usual, but I don't think you should blame me for this. Blame the military-industrial complex. In this episode, we watched the 1992 film, Bob Roberts.