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Embert goes Twitter Blue @twitterblue and review’s the new product that was officially released today for $4.99 to $7.99 per month by Elon Monks (Musk). Spoiler Alert: Embert is pretty pleased.

Embert welcomes Mr. Monks (Musk) officially to Twitter as its new owner and lays out what he expects to see happen on the new Twitter. Also, he'll issue a stern warning to Facebook, Meta, Snapchat, and Tik Tok while praising Parler, Truth Social, and of course Twitter... now... that it is under control of a free speech believer. Embert predicts the future of the other platforms if they do not foll...

Embert thanks Elon Musk (or Monks as he says because he just can't get it right) for his Starlink announcement. Even though Embert feels the US government shouldn't be sending more funds to Ukraine or anyone else until this country is self-sufficient again, he praises Elon for not pulling the plug when the US government fails to aid the Ukrainian PEOPLE instead of their government. 

Embert, a recently forced out of retirement man tackles the Social Security increase pending for 2023 and spouts off about it.

PayPal thought it would get away with charging $2,500 per violation for misinformation and Embert took them out behind the barn and kicked their asses. PayPal has REVERSED its intended policy change. You're welcome!

A truck accident causes candy to spread all over the highway, but Embert is more concerned about the dangers of fentanyl in Halloween candy. This is the most serious episode Embert has ever released! Listen and share PLEASE!

Welcome to the launch of SEASON TWO! It's Embert! Embert needs your vote. Find out what for.

Embert treads lightly into the abortion debate, but not triggered by what you might expect. You also might find that you struggle and play tug of war with your conflicting opinions as Embert does. A serious topic, but delivered in Embertese, so challenging but worth listening!

From a quarter to $40, Embert gives us the history of his lawn mowing costs as well as some beneficial advice to parents.

Off the deep end, as you should expect, Embert points the finger at the people responsible for the baby formula shortages and gives some very important advice to moms that are making their own baby formula from scratch. It's worth listening to the end!

Embert hears all the cries from the poor souls that took out student loan debt only to find they can't pay for it. Embert has some simple advice on how to pay for it or eliminate it with minimal impact to taxpayers.  What could it be? Listen/watch and find out!

Today, Embert gives his thoughts on Elon Musk (or Monks as he calls him despite all the practice runs) taking over ownership of Twitter. He also records this entire episode with his microphone on the floor (which amazingly still recorded well), realizes it at the end, and cuts out his own audio while talking about it. It also sounds like he breaks wind toward the end as he leans forward, but it ha...

Brandon Puckett lost his wallet in Fort Wayne, IN while attending a baseball game. It turns out it was wedged between the seats and was found eight months later by an employee. Embert is overjoyed to see that there is some good left in this world, jaded by the events of the past several years. This is a case of "Let's Go Brandon" meant for an actual Brandon in a good way.

Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida's Senate approved removing Walt Disney's special privileges which will now force them to pay billions in taxes if it doesn't fall through or get reversed on a commitment from Disney. Embert is all excited. He knows he can't move to Florida because Weird AF News cautions against it with their Florida Fridays, but he knows this will be a financial boost for the citiz...

Embert learns that a Texas woman tried to buy a baby at Walmart for $500,000 and he GOES OFF! He also talks about sex trafficking and gives some tips on how to help your kids avoid being kidnapped. He also tells us about the time HE was kidnapped at age 4. Embert's on fire as usual!

Today, Embert is giving his opinion on drug use and abuse. While he delivers his message in typical Embertese, his opinions might surprise you. Embert also talks about the website https://help.org and suggests visiting it if you do have a drug or alcohol addiction. But this isn't all lectures and such from Embert. Be amazed!

Today, Embert answers questions from three fans (below) for his Easter show.  Send Embert an email to embert@itsembert.com with your questions, comments, or topics you'd like him to cover! Happy Easter!! Questions: Hey embert I hope you have a fun easter. So my mom said for easter we are getting chicken from the grocery store deli and potato wedges. I told her it is easter and we have to have...

In this episode, Embert gives a real solution to inflation, so easy that you'll kick yourself for not coming to terms with it yourself long, long ago. Whether it's a new car, gasoline, groceries... anything... Embert will give you "the secret" to completely squashing inflation. It takes a village... so be sure to share this insightful information with everyone you know, and ask them to do the same...

Embert becomes enraged when he sees a video on Twitter of a gay student at school being bullied. He tells us about "back in his day" how the kids decided someone was gay. But he has uncovered the secret to spot someone that is probably gay or curious without saying a word. It's pretty scientific! If you're listening to the podcast rather than the video, visit https://twitter.com/ItsEmbert/status/1...

Embert has been watching Angry Grandma on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/c/AngryGrandma) and just loves everything about her and her mischievous grandson Jake. Embert shares some highlights about Angry Grandma and recommends her. He isn't paid to recommend her. He doesn't say it on the video/podcast, but he would love to go on a date with her! LOL  (Also on Facebook at https://www.face...

Embert ordered some "Digestive Biscuits" from Amazon expecting something comparable to Pillsbury. That's not what he got when he ordered food that comes from the United Kingdom! He'll explain so you won't make the same mistake he did!

Embert explains how we started this podcast after learning about Anchor at Anchor. FM. In this episode, he talks about the podcaster Jonesy who runs the Weird AF News podcast. 

Embert knows Sugar Daddy as a candy, but today, he learns that it has a whole different definition when a prospective Juror in the Parkland school shooter trial says she can't do jury duty because she has to see her sugar daddy daily. He is not pleased.

Embert answers viewer/listener questions in this episode: Dear Embert, Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they of? If not, do you want one? If not, what if you were forced to get one. What would you get it of? Hi Embert! I like your show so far. I hope it is a big hit! Have you ever eaten someone’s lunch at work or has someone ever eaten yours? I have a coworker that does that all the time....

This is Embert's official debut video. OMG, we have to do something about the lighting. His face looks ghost white. He only had his upper dentures in so he sounds like it. He's wearing sunglasses because he's mad about the bright light on to help the video (well, maybe not so much help it appears), and he complains because he doesn't have his blue sweater which he loves to wear constantly!  O...