JCC

It's All My Fault

Comedy EN ↓ 512 episodes

Hello universe! As always, my greatest hope in this lifetime is to somehow, some way, get the chance to see you performing at your absolute best. That day may not be today... I get it. The seas have been a little choppy lately. Best to appreciate today in whatever ways you can because we haven't bottomed out yet. Worse is coming. Plainly stated it's become a flustercuck. One that's emerging right now in full cluster. The worst part is that I saw it happening in real time and did nothing to stop it. The blame falls directly on me. And quite fairly. For most of my existence I ignored the signs o...

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My life was a piece of isht...when you look at it 02.03.2022 19:11

What is a life of meaning supposed to look like? I'm asking for a friend... C.Wut. Ahapnd. Wuz Episode 9 of 53

Who could choose annihilation over that 02.03.2022 9:59

If this mumbo jumbo about cataclysms isn't the final straw... C.Wut. Ahapnd. Wuz Episode 8 of 53

Be happy in a universe full of starry rainbows 02.03.2022 8:59

No theft in this episode unless stealing 9 minutes of your time qualifies. I think it might here...but I guess that's your call more than mine. C.Wut. Ahapnd. Wuz Episode 7 of 53

Let's figure out how to get everybody their share 02.03.2022 24:04

Thief. We are what we are and since I have no stories of stealing hearts I guess it's that I steal stuff. C.Wut. Ahapnd. Wuz Episode 6 of 53

And I hope you did too I really do 02.03.2022 22:51

Friday the 4th of February was a giving day to me. Namaste. C.Wut. Ahapnd. Wuz Episode 5 of 53

That leave us all knowing we're being lied to 02.03.2022 11:22

As a compulsive liar for most of my life, I recognize when I'm being schemed. Do you? C.Wut. Ahapnd. Wuz Episode 4 of 53

Literally I should just quit working 02.03.2022 11:58

Hi-ho hi-ho I'm home from work let's go...whistle sound whistle sound whistle sound whistle sound...hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho. I gotta tell ya, working on being okay with working again isn't working out like I'd worked it out in my head. C.Wut. Ahapnd. Wuz Episode 3 of 53

You can't do it 02.03.2022 14:24

Any pacifists out there? Probably...very probably. Do any of you have a pathetic school yard fight story? Probably not. Do I? Probably...very probably. C.Wut. Ahapnd. Wuz Episode 2 of 53

Make it all work for all of us 01.03.2022 15:52

Revisiting my days of spelling bee glory isn't as glorious as you might expect. C.Wut. Ahapnd. Wuz Episode 1 of 53

A universe that's fair for all of us 01.03.2022 19:47

I somehow claim to have only one regret from January. Seriously. ONE REGRET in the month of January?? Seriously. Wate. Wut? Episode 53 of 53

Then I will have changed the universe 01.03.2022 20:41

Grades still matter to me...I guess...since I actually give myself a report card in this one. Still a teacher's pet. Wate. Wut? Wate. Wut? Episode 52 of 53

You represent the best among us 01.03.2022 23:58

Revisit the whistleblower list with me will you? This time I try and pay them the respect they deserve. That and a little GOAT chatter...RafaStyle. Wate. Wut? Episode 51 of 53

Exceptions to the rule that should be considered 01.03.2022 32:07

Mistakes are my spesh-ee-al-it-tee...oh dontcha know. Wate. Wut? Episode 50 of 53

I truly believe we can save the soul of humanity 01.03.2022 12:46

People aren't morons and their time is precious. So please excuse this moron for wasting 1:47 of your life here. Learning lessons is what life is all about right...right? And oh so many lessons do I still have to learn...oh...so...many. Wate. Wut? Episode 49 of 53

There's a little crazy in all of us isn't there 01.03.2022 24:37

How low will you go? As low as I will go? How do you know? Just listen to the show. Then you should know. Ho ho ho all you silly mo-foz! Wate. Wut? Episode 48 of 53

The one I regret the most 01.03.2022 15:41

Self Centered Morons for 400 please. Soul-sucking. A phrase to describe this deep dive into how this universe is all my fault? Way too hard do I try? Oh yes...oh so very much yesss. Wate. Wut? Episode 47 of 53

Keepin' it all straight can sometimes be a challenge 01.03.2022 5:06

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday...tired of my capacity to be redundant with the word capacity??? Me too... ...dear Dad, happy birthday to you! Wate. Wut? Episode 46 of 53

Nobody's done less with more than that guy 01.03.2022 26:03

Wishing my dad a happy birthday as the 25th of January arrives is touching. Claiming to be the first one in line turns it a bit "look at me"-ish. Just sayin'. Wate. Wut? Episode 45 of 53

That obviously and Diet Mountain Dew 01.03.2022 27:27

Compulsion. When one's life is driven by forces destined to bring harm and suffering, why are we unable to stop the cycle? Do you know? Because I certainly don't. Wate. Wut? Episode 44 of 53

Proud to be part of a human race that includes all of you 01.03.2022 5:00

What did you hear? Some sort of whistle? Well it wasn't me I know that much. I don't even own a whistle...but other people must have 'em because I know I've heard the phrase whistle blower somewhere... Wate. Wut? Episode 43 of 53

I didn't understand how much I loved being me 01.03.2022 8:45

I miss Douglas Adams. You should too. Wate. Wut? Episode 42 of 53

Unpause pause unpause pause 01.03.2022 6:03

I guess I needed to go get Super Lemon Haze more than I needed to identify another heroic influence in my life. Unless this is my subconscious' way of pranking me into making weed one of my heroes...which would be soooo like my subconscious to do. Wate. Wut? Episode 41 of 53

I don't think I was put on Earth to make sense 01.03.2022 37:36

Do I seem like a guy who is still complaining about how hard he worked for a few days over 30 years ago? Okay...okay...dumb question. Wate. Wut? Episode 40 of 53

Small-step my way into work 01.03.2022 4:57

Come listen to me beat a dead horse over the head with a hot shower. Wait. What? Wate. Wut? Episode 39 of 53

Working at the meat counter ain't so bad 01.03.2022 17:24

I say "I have a point today" in here as if to convince myself it's true. Will I convince you of that as well? Wate. Wut? Episode 38 of 53