It All Comes Back to Astrology

The Shadow Side of Numerology meets Disney Villain Era! Linzy and Abbie discuss what your Enneagram and numerology essence can look like when it dips into its darker side. So slap on your villain mask and lock in. Are you a Whirlpool Charlatan? Rigid Box? Or Sensual Sensay Lust Devil this season? Play along in guessing which Disney Villain embodies which dark number essence as an ode to spooky sea...

On October 8th, 1984 in Hartford, Connecticut at 4:03am everyone’s favorite early 2000’s bookworm lover girl, Rory Gilmore, was fictionally born. Which means she has a full astrology chart! But is it accurate? Abbie and Linzy unveil Rory’s big three (her Sun, Moon and Rising sign). Grab the biggest coffee mug you can, sit across from your moon bestie at your local diner and give this episode a lis...

Linzy and Abbie take out their referee whistles and call fouls on astrology compatibility misconceptions. Abbie shares her take on finding your most compatible partner with the help of knowing the aspects between your chart and your partner’s chart. Stop stereotyping placements and show some compassion. Abbie and Linzy demand justice for Geminis and Scorpios, want the internet to stop killing love...

Dearest Gentle Listeners, spoilers abound as Abbie and Linzy end the age-old debate on which season of Bridgerton is the best one. They dive into the archetypes of Cancer and Virgo and Linzy professes her love for Cancer men while Abbie is on the hunt for Virgo friends. Linzy reminds you that your sensitivity is a super power and perfect for being a spy. Thank your Cancers, thank your Virgos and t...

Numbers: the mystical building blocks of our world. In this episode, Abbie & Linzy dive into the essence of the Enneagram, aka the gateway drug(!) to the deeper esoteric symbolism found in numerology. Linzy shares her findings from her never-ending active numerology case studies. Join us to learn about angel numbers, number essences, and receiving signs from the other side. The secret language...

Astrology’s 12th House meets Netflix’s Queen Charlotte. Abbie and Linzy put on their astro glasses and dive into the depths of the 12th house, the final boss of your astrology chart. After watching Queen Charlotte, Abbie shares about her mental health struggles, her husband’s cancer diagnosis and how their separate health journeys have shaped and deepened their relationship. Linzy shares what safe...

Theatre is Wellness. Were theatre kids ahead of the trend? Join Abbie and Linzy as they share stories from the performing arts that mirror current influencer driven wellness trends. Improv as exposure therapy for anxiety. Roving about the stage as inner child healing. Linzy brings up backstage tricks from college theatre professors that are now mainstream wellbeing trends. Abbie remembers how sing...

In this episode Abbie and Linzy break down what they think the astrology of our Ozian girls Glinda and Elphaba are and discuss how the nature of opposition in astrology shows up in the Wicked films. Linz reveals she is hot for Aquarius men and reads Abbie to filth for creating an entire chart for a fictional character because he’s hot. PSA to Aquarius men: Linzy’s DMs are OPEN. Follow us on Instag...

So, who the heck are we? Abbie and Linzy are two friends who met on Lovelock Avenue in Dunedin, New Zealand while studying abroad. One night during lambing season on a sheep farm, Abbie and Linzy stayed up all night pondering the universe like girls do. The birth of this podcast. Thirteen years later we are here to yap about astrology, our favorite self-discovery modalities, find our niche communi...

In this episode, a couple a’ late bloomers Abbie and Linzy pair the improv concept of “Make Today the Day” with the Astrology Timing Technique of the Progressed Lunation Cycle. We reflect on timing through our symbolic 30-year lunar cycles and even though we may have peaked in high school - we will be back better than ever in our next progressed full moon phase in 2041. Follow us on Instagram Book...