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Why birds are paedophile scumbags, how the tax system deals with bags of scum, the pronunciation of elocution, what there was before the yniverse existed, why rocket scientists are terrorists and lots more, with your host and humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland.

A slightly hoarse Neal explains why NASA should search for ashes and discusses languages versus sandwiches, accidental pourage versus spillage, depressing news for data input clerks and more.

Neal discusses off road jaywalking, how to be a police officer, tear related hygiene issues,  borrowing a name, responsibilities of bear owners, the practicalities of life in a children’s story book, Shakespeare-influenced podcasting and lots more.

Another episode of Into Your Head podcast.

Neal discusses the problem with Satan, manufactured noises in supermarkets, the world through a model aeroplane, the Jamiroquai view of life, heating coal mines, painting a keyboard and lots more.

Another fine episode of Into Your Head podcast with Neal from Ireland.

ow porn scripts get made, Cosmetic testing on vegetables, perspiration technology, how to approach a traffic cop, the late Glen Acton explains why moss-gathering is under-rated, how to make a drama out of a brutal axe murder, teaching kids how to handle monkey nuts, milk in chocolate bars in bars and more. With your host and humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. 

Neal discusses being a number in a bar, stoicism on TV news, exploring beyond the North Pole,  the principles of caffeine management, how music and books work and more, attempts a mashup of Stevie Wonder song I Wish with some Eminem thing or other, and a bit of the Will Smith Wild Wild West soundtrack, then concludes by leaving the listener with some empowering thoughts to survive the weekend.

Neal performs a song about delegation in the postal service and discusses souls versus mugs, how cloud computing may cause murders, using zebras to teach road safety to children, the Irish Jim Henson – Eugene Lambert, biblical beards, the average monkey stroke human and more. There’s also an open letter to Sir Anthony Hopkins about cannibalism.

Neal discusses the problem with binary coffee, Professor Stephen Hawkins’s fast food franchise, Walt Disney’s suspended animation, whether Hitler had cats, serving alcohol in zoological gardens and more, and performs a thought control experiment on the listener.

Neal completely reinvents the crossword again, explains how to pluck a pheasant and discusses prying guns from dead hands, menu evidence bags, smell punching, potato profiteering, why buckets should be seen and not heard, how to inject new words into society and more.

Neal discusses Justin Bieber versus Alanis Morissette versus people called Ron, the arguments against transparency, headless football, stereophonic chemicals, how Economists misuse arrows when discussing bananas, how to become a worldwide local chain and lots more.

Neal discusses donating tap water to US Presidential candidates, life as an undereducated anteater versus life as a doornail, how Adam and Eve went about procreating, life as a fictional character in a story about the prohibition era and lots more.

Another episode of Into Your Head podcast.

Another episode of Into Your Head podcast.

Neal discusses marketing pistachio nut paste at children, American attitudes to biscuits and repairing a horse’s hind legs. He also attempts some harmonica-based Eminem-style rapping and considers the ramifications of advising a stabbing victim, speaking without saying anything, what if this episode was a sentient being, protecting a wireless mouse from burglars and more.

Neal proposes a new nature documentary format based on the Olympics and discusses the role of monkey nuts in alien evolution, the argument in favour of psychiatrists taking stool samples, recreating dragons, why lyricists have it easy, schizophrenia’s part in his imaginary friend’s downfall and more. Deceased fictional junior announcer Glen Acton also pops his decomposing head in.

Neal predicts his own toaster-urine-related death and discusses deodorant testers, sweet ‘n’ sour cream diarrhoea, modern fish scales, rose tinted contact lenses, cats in circuses, an influx of foreign breakfasts, clowns in banks, life on a curved playing field and lots more.

Neal investigates the abuse of drugs by several listeners and discusses the use of stingers by post offices, the original pre-cartoon 3D era, competing with Karen Carpenter at the checkout, modernising castles, installing pencil sharpeners and other accessories in antique clocks, the availability of cat milk in bars and more.

Neal revisits last week’s pre-death Neil Armstrong space urination question debacle and discusses Robert De Niro’s prison training, chemically reconstituting monkey nuts, cow flesh moccasins, checking whether the world still exists, the need for chicken bones, how toy manufacturers are intentionally accelerating the evolution process and more.

Neal sets out the argument against punching taxi drivers in the face and discusses the limitations of fictional time travel, the undead versus the non-dead, fish based ball games and something about silent farting, an unhelpful description of blood oranges, having a hangover and lots more. 

Neal discusses, among many other things, getting NASA union rights for every human being on Earth, and why that might be a bad thing.

Neal discusses the dangers of becoming too light, the subconscious topic bucket, a gaping flaw in the Olympic equestrian games, holding your breath on Mars, cats and their attitudes to bones, defining a glove puppet and more.

Another episode of Into Your Head podcast.

Neal discusses, among other things, the role that bars, faeces and even the movement of the planets play in the something something of our planet. what happes when two further cats walk into a bar, the imminent removal of new house magnolia and more.