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Adapting lost keys, why it’s rude to say restroom, the fallen tree approach to medicine, catwalks versus runways, getting the most out of a PostIt note, how to know that there’s more to life than knowing everything, The Two Ronnies versus Schrodinger and his cat, people who change their names, reinventing the virtual window, how an orange drink could wipe out the oceans, transparency versus invisi...

Why giraffes look smaller than they are, post JFK libraries, life as a bacterial organism, how to make a mockery, how to quantify a pee, words that never get used, removing elbow grease, a kumquat psychiatrist and lots more.

Apologies for the sub par sound quality. When food addicts start injecting, when beverages wear clothes,  when nail scissors bend, when brains get tattooed, when piss gets mispronounced, when rocket scientists discover their limitations, when people enquire about the history of popsicle sticks, when brain surgeons go mad and more.

Saying no to gullet cleansers, how deaf dogs get by, controlling your dreams, Latin in the nineteen eighties, expanding my musical arsenal, clamping calendars to things and more.

Life as a dog prostitute, bone bread, analyzing your own brain, an artificial hernia, using the outside of your throat, elephants versus optimism, friendly sports, how to store the tongue of a cow, doing business with Neanderthal man, identical different things and more.

OCD TV chefs, reinventing the clock, renting time versus selling it, why dogs steal, medicinal pies, the problem with NIke, eating without dining, gravity versus levity, learning from Adam Carolla’s dad, defining inanimate, making animal tails interesting and more.

Harvesting dog ears, Investing in coal, mugs versus souls, spitting in the office, tangerines,  OCD magicianship, sorting junk mail, the problem with the sardine industry, distracting magicians in bars and more.

Extended episode! Why children should be given coffee, the Rules of the Road through the eyes of a dog, making capsules from piss, midnight postal deliveries, the Cat Inter-Estate Highway, glorifying water, defining indefinable, podcast openings, facial openings, some news about the word antidisestablishmentarianism, legislating for cat marmalade, carousels versus arousal and lots more.

Fakely disposable mugs, sexing an inanimate object, tracing the word vomit, how to prepare your home for fossilisation, why it’s not really January, SIC versus LIC, a Town Hall McDonald’s, questioning Satanism, having the Universe assessed by a third party, why new year’s resolutions fail, beginnings, middles and ends, insects who swear and more.

Neal discusses coke obsessed polar bears, a noteworthy dog, a  cooking with frankincense, roast monkey chestnuts, what to get the king who has everything and more. There’s also a seasonal edition of Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige.

The physics of coffee making, dressing up to play sports, alleviating listener blame, why Sting is not a punk, Tony Hawks “Round Ireland with a Fridge”, round the word with Ruben from Rubenerd.com, child-based families, how Jon Stewart gets respect despite being a clown, discussing human resources with cutlery, being humbled by inanimate objects and more.

The monkey nut marketing principle, scenes from a 1980s Ethiopian bar, an appearance from deceased junior announcer Glen Acton, another new bulletine of Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige, scraping versus melting a bucket, how to make a song about Mondays and more.

Redesigning the boiled egg, applying principles from The Dukes of Hazard to pub architecture, how swearing causes species to go extinct, alternative mouth architecture, Hitler versus Pinky and the Brain, Intellectual Property Squatting, a new instalment of Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige and more.

There’s another brand new Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige and Neal discusses bodily fluid snobbery, horizons versus coasts, a tale of two Hitlers in a bar, psychic leakage, trying to make dogs interesting, running things up flagpoles and more.

Recovering from a Terminator shooting in a bar, how cat vomit fits into the circle of life, manual pen holders, a closer look at rigmaroles, why Jesus wants people to breed monkeys, a story about a story, enjoying weather indoors and more.

Violent ball games, Sausages for free spirits, How the emergency services deal with lions in bars, Racket rackets, Why there’s no tomorrow but it’s not a problem, and more.

Exposing Alanis Morissette, drunk glove puppets, trucks that carry dead space shuttles, monkey nuts in the future, flashcards for pubs, why this isn’t a Pink Floyd album, fake free bowls, one person operated languages and more.

Alcohol concierges for cats, psychic dog walking, catching diseases off yourself, a perpetual circumnavigatory phone call,  bags for life versus flowers, the problem with long words, the post-writing-implement era, cat bar inspection tales, introducing Sháinne Greoige to new listeners and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

On today’s episode, your host is a little over caffeinated and talks very fast. If you can keep up, you’ll hear about treating the sea as a giant marinating pot, non opposable thumbs, the drunk dog psychiatric therapy sales scam, a quick guide to anti sunburn ceilings, what happens to fictional characters when narration ends, what orchards tell us about evolution, problems with metaphorical trains...

A tale of two Beatles in a bar, swearing versus binary code, distinguishing pudding bowl haircut wearers from each other, judgemental prehistoric amoebas, unnecessarily naming dots and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Why the Schrodinger cat deserves a name, things with bubbles in them, alternatives to using names of deities in vein, why presidents don’t need names, piddling and alliterating at the same time, a real time manhole interruption, collecting shades of green, a Creutzfeldt Jakob lemonade production failure, the problem with the popcorn industry and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ire...

The Italians and their tomatoes, Shakespearean language versus the modern day sandwich, fun with Braille, dealing with electrical tape, listener correspondence about helicopters, audience harmonica survey, binary performance art, life as an inanimate electric carving knife and more. With your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Breakfast in a Sanatorium, how evolution will triumph over Miriam Webster, breaking an amoeba’s legs, stool shapes, touch screen devices for cats, biology versus space exploration, going to hell in a hand basket, how to worry about the world, biscuits versus bars, the true story of a monkey who was really a duck, waggley tails versus spoons and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Irel...

This is a nonsense stream of consciousness humour podcast that does not in any way condone or support disgraced former pop star Gary Glitter – Paul Franciss Gadd – and his horrific crimes. Neal discusses gospels for scientists, the work ethic of x ray operators, a tale of two refreshingly honest paedophiles in a bar, a listener complaint about burping, a listener comment about narcotic...

The trick or treat scam, life as an adhesive tape dispenser, being dismissive towards cows, truffles versus edible gold, begging for things that grow on trees, Glen Acton returns with a new tirade and more, with your host and humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.