Inspired Incompetence

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to pick up on episode naming conventions and to get old cartoon references. Then, they delve into the latest semi-hopeless combat going on in the main feed and discussing inappropriate interpretations of Joe's combat strategy. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an...

This is messy. In our attempts to sneak around behind Aeonte's back to create some mischief in her Petrified Halls, we accidentally stumbled right into her bedroom, so now we have to scramble for our lives and do our best not to turn to stone in the process. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  Ins...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the shortest episode of Inspired Incompetence to date. Then, to pad the time, they get into a discussion about the differences between comic book movie studios and offer some suggestions on how to fix things. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email...

Things have broken down in our negotiations with Aeonte, and now we have to complete the task we were given the hard way. Her proclivity for turning people into statues is surely no trouble for adventurers such as ourselves, though. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.co...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back on location this week to mix up disco hits and covers. Then, they get into the negotiating tactics the guys used and try to figure out why these powerful creatures they're dealing with are even willing to negotiate in the first place. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an...

We've met with the foreman of one of the wings of Fallow Deep and come to a tentative agreement to receive payment for services rendered. Now it's time to work on rendering those services so we can reap the rewards. We just need to not get ourselves reaped in the process. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our an...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week shortly after Richter's dental work, so things get weird quickly. Well, weirder than usual I suppose. Plus, some bad singing and incorrectly remembering the name of a devil.  Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creatio...

The Stitched Wing of Fallow Deep has certainly lived up to its reputation thus far, evoking just the type of atmosphere you would expect from a place with such a name in a giant undead factory. Now it's time to meet the man (sort of) in charge of the place and see what he has to say for himself. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that ti...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the precise value of sugar substitutes in soda and the skinless horrors the players have been dealing with. Then, the parade of horrors continue as they delve into the group's attempt to avoid combat and steal kills from one another. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time on...

This dungeon just keeps getting more and more fun. From the decadence in the underground cathedral to the dangerously deadly devil to the monster hiding in a skin suit, it's just been one delightful turn after another. Now, we come to what looks like a meat locker, just to further the creepy atmosphere of Fallow Deep. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! Tha...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to once again not understand the intro before discussing PC PTSD and relishing in the reference to the group's favorite psychopomps.  Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based o...

Our first foray into the Hall of Flies did not go as expected, so we're going to go ahead and check out the rest of Fallow Deep before we give that another shot. The Stitched Wing sounds like a fun time, let's see what's going on over there. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seein...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week where Toast has a stunning revelation right off the bat. Then they ruminate on Alex's bloodthirsty nature and the players' apparent desire for punishment. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans c...

Negotiations have broken down with the devil with ideations of global domination. Who would have thought? Things quickly go from bad to worse in this fight that serves as our true introduction to the dangers of Fallow Deep. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic cre...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to hammer out the legalese involved in ethanol additives and a trip to Disneyland. Then, they get into diabolical nomenclature and the etymology of tabletop roleplaying game monsters as they go over a tense conversation concerning global domination. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time...

We've come across an unexpected obstacle in this underground undead factory, and this obstacle also presents an opportunity. It's time to put our patented negotiating skills to the test as we sit down for a civil conversation with a devil. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the specific mechanics of fulfilling oaths before getting lost in a flurry of buffs. Then they go over the purpose of bags of holding and go over the level ups of the guys. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations...

After a grueling battle against an old friend, we head back to the save point so we can recuperate a bit before heading back down into the depths of Fallowdeep to put a stop to Tar Baphon's recruitment efforts. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to immediately prove Richter is a liar and issue a tattoo challenge. Then they transition into complaining about how long combats take in Pathfinder, much to Toast's chagrin, before delving into some assumptions about teleportation circles. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for ou...

She's bigger. She's badder. She's proving to be too much for our band of renegades to handle. After a devastating string of rolls that have rendered the party mostly ineffective against Lyanthari, things are looking dire as the group is quickly running out of resources and our foe looks as spy as the day she died. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the dangers of driving drowsy, the perils of early morning restaurant shifts, and the excitement that comes from long, drawn-out combats in Pathfinder 1st edition. Then, Toast continues her long-standing streak of not knowing which voice belongs to Tom and which is Joe as they continue to break down this marathon battle with Argenus's old fla...

Lyanthari still has a soft spot in her gigantic undead heart for our resident unstable sorcerer. Now that her bodyguards are out of the way and she's buffed to the teeth, it's time to see what she's capable of as we struggle to contain things in this underground cathedral. This episode comes with not one, but two exciting contest announcements! First, it's that time once again for our annual art c...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back with the 100th episode of Dice and Salt. To commemorate this momentous occasion, they brought on Nick and Tom to do a live listen to the most recent episode to give their live reactions to the show as it unfolds.  As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredInc...

We're in the thick of things now. Lyanthari and Argenus are airing their dirty laundry and the rest of us are caught in the middle, and they brought a positively grotesque creature along for the ride that we'd much rather just not have to look at for any number of reasons. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us a...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the power of Mathfinder! Then they dig into the power of finger guns as the horrors of the fight reveal themselves. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at...