Inspired Incompetence

Negotiations have broken down with the devil with ideations of global domination. Who would have thought? Things quickly go from bad to worse in this fight that serves as our true introduction to the dangers of Fallow Deep. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic cre...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to hammer out the legalese involved in ethanol additives and a trip to Disneyland. Then, they get into diabolical nomenclature and the etymology of tabletop roleplaying game monsters as they go over a tense conversation concerning global domination. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time...

We've come across an unexpected obstacle in this underground undead factory, and this obstacle also presents an opportunity. It's time to put our patented negotiating skills to the test as we sit down for a civil conversation with a devil. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the specific mechanics of fulfilling oaths before getting lost in a flurry of buffs. Then they go over the purpose of bags of holding and go over the level ups of the guys. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations...

After a grueling battle against an old friend, we head back to the save point so we can recuperate a bit before heading back down into the depths of Fallowdeep to put a stop to Tar Baphon's recruitment efforts. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to immediately prove Richter is a liar and issue a tattoo challenge. Then they transition into complaining about how long combats take in Pathfinder, much to Toast's chagrin, before delving into some assumptions about teleportation circles. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for ou...

She's bigger. She's badder. She's proving to be too much for our band of renegades to handle. After a devastating string of rolls that have rendered the party mostly ineffective against Lyanthari, things are looking dire as the group is quickly running out of resources and our foe looks as spy as the day she died. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the dangers of driving drowsy, the perils of early morning restaurant shifts, and the excitement that comes from long, drawn-out combats in Pathfinder 1st edition. Then, Toast continues her long-standing streak of not knowing which voice belongs to Tom and which is Joe as they continue to break down this marathon battle with Argenus's old fla...

Lyanthari still has a soft spot in her gigantic undead heart for our resident unstable sorcerer. Now that her bodyguards are out of the way and she's buffed to the teeth, it's time to see what she's capable of as we struggle to contain things in this underground cathedral. This episode comes with not one, but two exciting contest announcements! First, it's that time once again for our annual art c...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back with the 100th episode of Dice and Salt. To commemorate this momentous occasion, they brought on Nick and Tom to do a live listen to the most recent episode to give their live reactions to the show as it unfolds.  As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredInc...

We're in the thick of things now. Lyanthari and Argenus are airing their dirty laundry and the rest of us are caught in the middle, and they brought a positively grotesque creature along for the ride that we'd much rather just not have to look at for any number of reasons. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us a...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the power of Mathfinder! Then they dig into the power of finger guns as the horrors of the fight reveal themselves. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at...

Last time we had some exciting revelations about Argenus's past as tensions soared with his old flame. Now those tensions have boiled over and it's time to bring this arc to a (hopefully) satisfying conclusion, and we just might learn something along the way. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  In...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to clamor for the explicit version of the podcast. Then, they go over the mid-combat check in with the characters and delve deep into Argenus's flashback which explains just so many thing. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail...

We've made it to the entrance hallway to the undead production facility, but we still have the bouncer to deal with, and we apparently have some beef with his family. Then, a bit of Argenus's past trauma resurfaces to provide a headache for everyone involved. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  In...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week and are joined by surprise guest Alex, who spends some time blaming tech support for his own problems before finally answering the first question asked of him. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're so inclined....

After checking out the basement of Hammer Rock for a while, it's time to finally dig down to what we are really after. As is tradition, once we get down there, it's time to deal with another bouncer before we can really get to the task at hand. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompete...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to second-guess proposed oaths and wax hopeful about some potential reunions with old friends. Then, the definitions of different video game genres ties the hosts into knots. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you'r...

We're barely into this basement and there's already a pile of corpses in our wake. Now it's time to see if there's anything else down here that wants to stand in our way before we work our way even deeper beneath the ruins of Hammer Rock. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gm...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the most important issue facing our time: Which chain pizza restaurant is the best? After that, they get back into the conclusion of the marathon battle the guys have been dealing with. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence...

The battle continues as we continue to just get piled on by a veritable horde of giants. Even a new guy showing up with a terrifying suit of armor to join the fray barely registers among the sheer number of giants we're trying to mow down. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@g...

There's been a coup! Lord Richter has been kicked out of his seat for a week as his better half takes his place to talk with Lady Toast to discuss Toast's love of Pathfinder combat and how delightful ball puns can be. Then the conversation turns to old battery commercials in an effort to talk about just about anything else. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook t...

After a brief respite, it's time to get back to it. We've begun delving beneath Hammer Rock to find what Tar Baphon was looking for, but we have been quickly waylaid by some giants. They are proving more nuisance than anything, but they just...keep...coming. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  Ins...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the efficacy of the group's use of Greater Teleport. Then they get into a lengthy discussion about how diamonds are shaped and crushed. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're so inclined. You can find...

The Rock has been Hammered, a ritual has been performed, we've made a new friend (and lost one along the way), and now it's time to get a little R&R back in a place of relative safety after far too much teleporting. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're...