Inspired Incompetence

200 episodes of this madness and you're still with us? Holy hell that's a lot of Inspired Incompetence, but we appreciate every minute you've spent with us piping into your ears more than we can express. Our story's not quite done, though, so let's get back into poking Tar Baphon in the side enough that he decides to take matters into his own hands. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to file all of the HR complaints that are sure to get them fired. Then, they dig into the divine powers of polyhedrons and completely blank on the name of certain spells. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're so...

With the extra credit out of the way, it's time to get down to the mission at hand: taking out Tar Baphon's lieutenants one by one. We start with a familiar-looking creature that is on it's way to decimate our allies, so it's up to us to intervene. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncom...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back to continue to try to apply the main show's title naming conventions to the overall story in any way they can. Then, things get festive as they go over the cleanup operation following the guys taking down an optional combat that nearly wiped out their chances of winning this war. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow...

We made it through our first major test, now we need to figure out how to show our work. After all, what is the point of accomplishing major feats of heroism if you're not going to get recognized for them? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're so inclined. Y...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to wax philosophical about everyone's state of being before getting into the fight between the guys and a particularly dickish enemy. Then, some non-consensual damage and precarious positions abound. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompe...

As if our current objective wasn't daunting enough, we've decided to add an optional battle to the mix against probably the most frustrating enemy we have faced thus far. Luckily, Tar Baphon is not the only one that can warp reality for the sake of convenience. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at ...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to dig into the use of one's tongue when manipulating bones. Then, they get into the PCs attitudes regarding the presumed gauntlet of battles ahead of them as they careen towards the end of the AP. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompete...

With a plan in place for our suicidal climax, it's time for us to put said plan into motion. First things first, though, and there's an optional abomination that needs some attention. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're so inclined. You can find out more a...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss their dislike of fungi before diving into comparisons between PCs and old-school cartoon characters. Then they dive into the level ups that the guys obtained and try to deduce Matt's character instead of just asking him about it. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you ca...

With a small hiccup regarding our arrival to Absalom behind us, it's time for some shopping and a level up! Soak it in, because this is probably the last bit of good fun we'll have as we're staring down the end of this AP and our very existence. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompet...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return to discuss Toast's disdain for milk, on the rocks or otherwise, before delving into milk's various disgusting uses. Then, they calculate just how much the guys screwed up in their mission to stop Tar Baphon's reinforcements as they move on to the final section of the adventure. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow alo...

For better or worse, we are finally done with Fallow Deep. We've cleared as much of the place as we're currently willing to, so it's time to stop putting off the inevitable. It's time to head for Absalom and get the final chapter of this adventure going. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  Inspire...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to marvel at the continued genius of the main feed's episode title naming conventions. Then, they go over the latest deadly battle and subsequent looting and fun downtime exploits. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if...

We made it through round 2 with our diabolical frienemy and came out the other side with only minor scrapes and bruises, and a minor case of death. But now we're getting better and we're ready to move on and finish our business down here in Fallow Deep once and for all. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an e...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to rattle at us like a dying light bulb and appreciate the main feed's episode naming conventions. Then they reflect on Thelais getting lit up like one of the Beacons of Gondor while literally fighting for his life.  As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at...

The Devil is back for round 2. After politely sitting on the sidelines while we cleaned up her supposed allies, a former foe makes us the same offer that we already refused once. Though no one had died before she offered it last time. Will this round go any differently? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an e...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to continue the tradition of not getting Alex's introductory reference before getting into the weeds about how a specific weapon enchantment functions. Then Richter forgets his own notes about the episode as the guys had to play cleanup against way too many enemies. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along...

Our old friend couldn't stay long, but her lackeys are still hanging around making things difficult for us. Now we're on cleanup duty trying to pick up the mess that was left for us while trying not to offend the otherworldly lady lounging in the corner. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  Inspire...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to get lost discussing representation in old Johnny Knoxville movies before they get around to talking about how cruel the players are in regards to NPCs in the main campaign. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you'...

After a long, deadly day in Fallow Deep, we finally got a chance to rest and recuperate a little bit. Now it's time to get back to it though, and the first thing we came across upon our re-entry is a couple of old friends with unfinished business with us. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  Inspir...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss half grains vs. whole grains and gush over the pyric victories the guys have done in a single adventuring day. Then they speculate on Tom's tendency to perform diplomatic functions with a level of tact that would make Richard Nixon blush. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploit...

It's time to cash in our favor after risking our lives and the lives of others in the process of completing it. Also, witnessing the repercussions of our actions is not as cathartic as we had hoped, but at least we get to accomplish one good deed. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncomp...

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to briefly discuss how much they just do not trust the super helpful ghoul that the guys have befriended on the main show, despite all assurances to the contrary. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're so incline...

We made it out of the Petrified Halls, and even made some new friends along the way. Now, we've run into an old acquaintance who's having a lucid day for once, though even his periods of lucidity are vexing to us. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at  InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com  if you're so inc...