Inside the Pallet House

We are able to pay it forward with a big bourbon win from earlier this year, and now many people know how good bourbon can be.  We also discover that not all TV's are the same when it comes time to dispose of them.  Boots on the other hand can be handed off to anyone with the same size foot, unless of course that foot is a tenderfoot.  

One of us may be at the front end of an odd fetish.  It is still pretty early so there is still hope that it won't become too serious.  Speaking of, we also may be at the start of a bed bug infestation.  

This week we get a rather interesting history lesson about the plates you might have in your house right now.  It is quite possible they came from a sex cult.  Speaking of we have a great business idea for a Pound Town.  This one may be a bit different from what you are expecting though.

This week we are joined by a special guest as we grant a Birthday wish.  I guess it pays to reach out to us multiple ways when you have a request.  We also get a one sided recap of the Bourbon and Beyond music festival.  

We are officially at the Bourbon and Beyond Music Festival, but plenty happened before we ever made it through the gates.  We recap the journey to get here, and introduce you to our new friend Juan, or Pablo.   He hasn't really clarified that detail. 

We get an update on the wolf in our lives, and it sounds like it is going about as expected.  The same can be said for the efforts to try and fix a broken golf swing.  

Dave seems to know more about the law than the rest of us, and we keep walking into opportunities for him to show us.  The good news is that if you follow his advice it should keep you out of trouble.  Some of us were doing it all wrong.  When it comes to gambling though we are doing it all right....for now. 

Going through a rebrand is always a difficult time, but the hope is that you come out the other side stronger than before.  We find an entire genre of comedy that is long overdue for a rebrand.  We meet a guy who decided to rebrand himself as an NFL player to meet women, and their money.  We also find a beer that has been part of a rebrand, and it may have been just what we all needed. 

We lost a good one this week, and we do our best to give her a proper sendoff.  Turns out we also lost a classic Folly Beach social club.  At least the White Castle is still trying to work towards a future.  

We are on the road this week to solve many first world problems.  What the best cheesesteak in Philly?  New Pringles, which one?  What's the best MLB ballpark?  Is it better to step on sand or barnacles?

This week we try and get to the bottom of what is the best all around Ultra Light Beer.  We see more and more of these beers that fall at or under 3 grams of carbs, and 95 calories.  Today we pit Michelob Ultra, Miller Extra Light, Yuengling Flight, Corona Premier, and Modelo Oro head to head in a blind taste test.  The differences in this category are subtle to say the least, but we are comitted...

We have made it to the second best day of boat ownership, and it left a little something to be desired.  At least we didn't have to do the deal with pennies or checks.  If we had you could probably see the whole transaction on the flock camera from the corner.

Testosterone comes in a lot of forms these days, but I'm not sure if everyone who has it needs it.  We learn about a guy who is just taking it with beers just to see what happens.  We also find out about a huge segment of the population that is going to be tested to see if they might just need it.  Shouldn't be long now until we can all just have it DoorDashed to our homes.  

It is an old two man weave, and a reminder that we have still got it.  3rd mics seem to be a nice to have, not a need to have.  Like a polo player on your shirt.  It is better to have one, but adding extras doesn't necessarily make it better.  

We have learned some truly shocking news this week.  It turns out that Taco Bell can cause diarrhea.  If that wasn't enough we are told that rabbies is something you should avoid.  To top it off Avacado tastes like something that we were not expecting, and it isn't chicken.

It's a worldly episode this week.  We take a look at the biggest beer drinking states in the USA, and we get some updates on what is happening in the EU this week.  Through it all we are reminded of how guitly you can feel even when you are doing nothing wrong.

World Cup fever is in the air, and even if we don't understand all of the rules we are in.  At least it makes more sense than eBasketball.  That is something we can all agree on; not like if peeing in the pool is cool.  

There is a lot happening in this world right now so we decided to rapid fire some topics.  Turns out mating for life might just be your downfall, but living on a floating pile of garbage might just be your future.  

We are joined by the OG third mic, and we break a few laws in the process.  There is something to be said for getting one over on the man, and in turn getting one over on the thief as well.  Yeah we are right back into our old form this week. 

Good news everybody, gambling no longer has consequences.  It sure won't get you kicked out of college.  It begs to question if going to college these days is even worth it though so not sure getting kicked out is the worst thing.  

Get your Colonoscopys people.  Not only is a great way to cut weight for the Summer; it just may let you see another Summer.  

We have some first times this week.  First time prentending we belong at the new club.  First time being on the other end of a pizza delivery.  First time learning about a new use for a mustache.  And a first time celebrating something one of us has been doing for 20 years. 

So many things are misunderstood between seemingly normal creatures.  Beauty and the Beast is a pretty good example of things just not making sense.  For the record Gaston is a hero.  Other relationship don't make sense for very different reason.  At least we undestand the relationship yard creatures have with the others. 

Some of us had a lot of fun this week, but others were not as ammused.  We shall see how it goes over with the listeners.  We also unpack some new shirt trends that are sure to dissapoint some people as well.  Happy Mother's Day ya'll.  

An East Coast road trip staple has had an unfortunate bit of luck, but we have hope that this is the rebirth of South of the Border.  We have seen old classics revived many time in the past.  Our Light Beer Challenge is a perfect example thanks to Food & Wine.