Inside the Pallet House

World Cup fever is in the air, and even if we don't understand all of the rules we are in.  At least it makes more sense than eBasketball.  That is something we can all agree on; not like if peeing in the pool is cool.  

There is a lot happening in this world right now so we decided to rapid fire some topics.  Turns out mating for life might just be your downfall, but living on a floating pile of garbage might just be your future.  

We are joined by the OG third mic, and we break a few laws in the process.  There is something to be said for getting one over on the man, and in turn getting one over on the thief as well.  Yeah we are right back into our old form this week. 

Good news everybody, gambling no longer has consequences.  It sure won't get you kicked out of college.  It begs to question if going to college these days is even worth it though so not sure getting kicked out is the worst thing.  

Get your Colonoscopys people.  Not only is a great way to cut weight for the Summer; it just may let you see another Summer.  

We have some first times this week.  First time prentending we belong at the new club.  First time being on the other end of a pizza delivery.  First time learning about a new use for a mustache.  And a first time celebrating something one of us has been doing for 20 years. 

So many things are misunderstood between seemingly normal creatures.  Beauty and the Beast is a pretty good example of things just not making sense.  For the record Gaston is a hero.  Other relationship don't make sense for very different reason.  At least we undestand the relationship yard creatures have with the others. 

Some of us had a lot of fun this week, but others were not as ammused.  We shall see how it goes over with the listeners.  We also unpack some new shirt trends that are sure to dissapoint some people as well.  Happy Mother's Day ya'll.  

An East Coast road trip staple has had an unfortunate bit of luck, but we have hope that this is the rebirth of South of the Border.  We have seen old classics revived many time in the past.  Our Light Beer Challenge is a perfect example thanks to Food & Wine.  

People love to give you the option of what order to get good news and bad news.  Life often just hands you them in whatever order it wants to though.  Let's just hope we all have more god news than bad coming our way.

We are in beach mode this week.  We get to hear a first hand review of a Beach Boy(s) concert from Key West.  While this isn't a standard family beach activity, we do get to do a deep dive on the ones that are available at just about every other beach town.  Know what else is isn't as readily available as it should be, Sonic Ice.  Yeah we called it Sonic Ice because we know better than to call it...

Masters weekend is here, and we all now have an excuse to sit on our butts and do sports.  Speaking of butts, the Ace Ventura rhino has found its forever home, and now we all get a chance to live out our dreams.   Gonna make for some great vacation photos.  

This week we are gearing up for Spring Break, and we debate the merits of when a band stops being the original band.  We are also introduced to another world class athlete.  This one continues to surprise us as he continues to beat all the odds.  We shall see if he beats his court case. 

We are always inching closer to our mortality, and there are steady reminders.  What we do with them is up to us.  Other times we inch closer to our wildest dreams.  Sometimes realizing them can also bring us closer to our mortality.

Dave has a court case he can get excited about that he has nothing to do with.  In the end he is right though; this is an interesting case.  At least this is based on facts; unlike another comment that found legs of its own.

What you say in front of your kids can impact them for the rest of their lives.  What you don't say could have quite the impact as well.  It is tough to know how much to really say.  Then there are the people who are able to stay silent no matter who is trying to get them to talk.  

The Painter joins us for a crappy pun run, and we take a deep dive on some of our favorite urban legends.   One of our namesakes is making a run at controlling all of the ways to party in the future.

Sometimes you are gifted a golden opportunity, and then you just don't act on it.  It's not like everyday you get to go to Sizzler.  We try and help a listener not squander his chance to do something good with a rare chance.

The Olympics have come and gone, and we are reminded that there are games that can bring us all together (or not)  On the other side of that coin is how people eat their pizza crust, and it turns out that can be very divisive. 

We had a busy week.  Most of us won a lot of bets, and it turns out we can bet on just about anything if we get the right app.  Having the right tool opens up a lot of doors.  Like a shoe that can turn a coach potato into a marathon runner, or a hat that catches the monkey poop fro getting in your eyes.   

The SuperBowl is here, and our picks are in. The devil is always in the numbers when it comes to gambling. Speaking of, we have a number that we should all be striving to reach, and it is going to take a joint effort to make it work.

We are still digging out from the ice.  We all had good ideas about how to prep, and some went better than others.  At least we aren't so undercooked that the little people started to do their thing.

There is a massive storm coming so we went snowboarding last week.  Timing isn't our thing.  As you prepare for the storm you can go to Lowes or Home Depot, but which one depends on what you need.  If you need something to cure your Vertigo then both are actually bad options.  If only there was a professional that could help for such a thing. 

Dave is on fire right now, and he pulls a win out for Brendan.  Some of his tactics were a bit questionable though.  Putting a vending machine outside of a dessert shop is not; that's just science.  We also get a follow up on a recommendation that may have been questionable.

Turns out there are tricks you can use to win in conversations, and others you can use to win in games.  We take a stab at helping you learn these tricks.  You know, real First World Problems being solved over here.