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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let's unpack some of the worst television either of us have ever seen. Don't bother with this one. Bye! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BACK TO OUR OLD TRICKS! This one isn't exactly from the archive, but it's not exactly new either. No plot, just crap. But this time there was wine! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry, I appear to be absolutely on a wild one this evening. Absolutely ruthless. Sorry. Mostly to Jake. We're being way more consistent now, and it feels goooood! Let's make this interactive. If you have anything you would like to share with us, or even want to partake in a plot, send us a message on the gram @morfordstudios! Have fun! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CONSISTENCY IS KEY as my personal trainer tells me as I down another McDonalds. We had a good week this week! Thanks for Alex for the plot advice, it worked out quite well! If you want to get in touch, you can find us on Instagram as @morfordstudios! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Omg look at us, 3 consecutive weeks! No plot though. More rambling, but this time it's stood up. Also, no episode next week because Jake's on HOLIDAY. Yes that's right. It's his fault. Next week gives me time to formulate content and stuff, whilst I'm walking on my under desk treadmill. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

STILL. NO. CONTEXT. Or plan, but consistency is on the up which is always fun! Maybe now Jake can hear from his earholes, he'll stay close to the microphone. We have some things in the work! New segments and old ones! Exciting! Don't go anywhere, we'll be back, right after this short break. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise B*tch... I bet you thought you saw the last of us... Yeah sorry about that. We go in to more detail on this episode. Welcome to the first lost episode! We recorded this episode in April (yes I know I'm sorry), and we finally brought it out of the archive after both of our lives settled somewhat. Bonus points if anyone notices where I play around with the edit. Yay welcome back! We think.....

An episode of celebration and laughs this week! Jake has some news to share, but he's a bit tired lately. I smashed the quote before Jake even finished saying it, which I'm definitely going to count as a win. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jake brings the absolute sass tonight, and I'm here for it. Back with a bang, and despite wanting to really milk spooky season for everything it was worth, we went the entire of October without making a single podcast, which really is not great. Ah well. We have fun here. Also, this is not a Taylor Swift Podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OH everything went wrong tonight. There was no plot. There's audio issues. Everything just went to pot. But we tried our best. More of a conversational piece this week, so let us know what you think! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out I'm not an astrophysicist. Our sun is NOT in a red giant phase. Sorry to all our science geeks out there. Anyway, this was a good one tonight! On the ball. Smashed the quote. Smashed the plot. You know the drill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We tried to go off piste on this one. We wave goodbye to the standard segments everyone has come to hate, and gone for something more conversational. I liked recording this one. We might do this again. Or maybe not, you know what we're like. Corrections, Phase one does in fact NOT end with End Game... That's phase three for some ungodly reason. Also, it's Master Chief, not Commander Chief. Can you...

Hello! I'm sick. Again. And someones having a party. And it's raining. It's not the best night for it, which can be seen in my atrocious performance in tonights episode. Enjoy! Or don't. Also, we did find out how they did sound in films - it's a good one. Google it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Honestly we should just give up at this point. It's been over a month and we don't even sound sorry. Stick around to after the credits for a special surprise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I think we should just move this to monthly. I quite liked this one, not only did I get the quote first time, but I think (no bias) that I wrote a pretty stellar plot. Also, I do apologise for the weird background noise half way through. I don't know what's wrong, but I am looking in to it. Definitely need to look in to it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spoiler alert, it's bad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dune. Part 2. Enough said. Sorry about all the Star Wars hate. I don't really hate it. Also, sorry about my laugh at about 41 minutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally here! After a brief / long hiatus, we're back, with the episode we have all been waiting for, and by we, I mean Jake and I. We talk about Dune - the story that started it all. From 2 nerds, one of them marginally invested in the Dune story, we bring you our own take on this wonderful story. Part 2 coming soon! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm sick, it is what it is. Jake mixed up the quote portion again today, I'm getting emotional whiplash. I'm finally back on form when it comes to the plot though. A Jake week this week, my favourite of all the weeks. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ones a banger to be fair - feels like we're really getting back on track! Mixed up the format this week, Jake came with some really good ideas, and I really shocked myself at how good I was! Man it's good to be back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy new year! Welcome to the s**tshow! We're back. New year same us. This week was especially bad, left a bad taste in my mouth but Jake smashed it with both a quote and the plot! Little slow as we get back in to it after a Crimmas break, but we're ramping up to bigger, better and more exciting things! I'm really sorry about all the yawning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

It's Christmas! Kinda. Well, we start with Christmas. The Christmas episode is coming! Standard format, I'm running out of things to say in this bit, apart from the fact that I talk about Love Actually a little bit too much... Episode is available on YouTube ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back to back to back to back to stab in the back. Yes, we're back. Sorry not sorry. Now in glorious HD (720p) on our YouTube Channel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S SPOOPY SEASON. Enjoy the new music for the season! I'm also feeling well enough again to write something in this box. This week, we have something I don't think we've ever had before, Matt guessed a quote within 3 seconds, with no clues or guessing. Hurrah! The only way is... well, down from here. Enjoy this weeks antics! See you next time for more spoopys. Oh, PS, we also recorded this VISUA...

Leave me alone. I'm sick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.