Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek Bonus Stupidity (01:00:07) Insane Week In Review (01:15:47) Genius Awards (01:26:32) Closing It's not every day you see a horse being riden down an aisle at Target, much less finding a trail of horse droppings behind. It's not every day you see live camels in church, much less having a woman knocked out cold with a camel kick to the face. And it's not every da...

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:31) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (01:09:33) Ask Pancho (01:23:20) Insane Game Show (01:44:50) Coming Next Episode (01:50:49) Closing Only the Quebecois in Canada has the chutzpah to demand their kids wear helmets when sliding down a snowpile at recess during winter school days. When the debutantes dine at dinner they don't want to be inte...

(00:00:00) Inflantion Hits Santa's Cookies, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, and Grandma's Birthday Cake Fire (00:02:03) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:27) A Pancho-less Week of Stupidity We are "Pancho-less" for this FINAL 2025 Episode...Pancho took a week of vacation so he could contract strep throat so this Weekend Episode is not only late being published but also significantly shorter because Pancho...

(00:00:00) Sniifing Farts, DoorDash-dardly Deed, Dead Hog Smorgasboard (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:01:26) Insane Week In Review (01:09:46) Genius Awards Increase your brain power ...not from Reader's Digest, but from your own "air biscuits"! If you're getting food from a DoorDasher, better have your Ring Camera rolling! Internet influencers have really gone to the hogs...as in eating th...

(00:00:00) Overthinking Parenthood, Russian Bird-Biodrones, and Pit Porn (00:01:40) A PIece of My Mind (00:08:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (01:15:24) Ask Pancho (01:36:48) Insane Game Show (01:51:51) Coming Next Episode There is a degree of trepidation for new parents but when overthinking becomes the norm, it's time for a reality check. We all know Russia is always up to no good when it c...

The Grinch is alive & arrested in Pittsburgh after trying to "end Christmas". A racoon is in AA after breaking into a liquor store & slurping up enough booze to pass out in the bathroom. A fireman is being "hosed" for playing with his "fire hose" in multiple locations.  In this Midweek BONUS Episode... Man Set His Family's Home On Fire Following Argument On Thanksgiving 500lb. Bear Turns H...

Nature can be so beautiful until it comes through your car's windshield as you travel down the freeway! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will graphically tell you how one woman from NC got a front row seat experience. Going through airport security is stressful enough without the realization that those TSA officers operating the scanners can see a lot more than just what in your pockets. Radio...

Nothing spells "yummy" like squeezable gravy in a bottle. But the ingenious people a Heinz had to add the word, "leftover" to really add some pizazz. Polk Co., FL Sheriff Grady Judd has a visual for what it means to be "buck naked", thanks to a FL man claiming to be doing a TikTok challenge...without his phone. In a stunning display of the definition of I.O.W.A (Idiots Out Walking Around), you'll...

If you're going to develop feelings for your AI Chatbot, shouldn't you also let it have your children? Some people seem to think so. A lot of the psychotic murderers hear voices in their heads telling them to kill people. This guy hears it from bugs. If you're going to sneak birds out of a country, do you think putting them in your shorts next to your equipment is the best place to smuggle them ou...

I'm all about proper protocol but when parents have to start granting consent from their newborn before they can remove a poopy diaper, protocol goes down the commode. You can now chat with the Almighty right from your smartphone and pray to Jesus just like you would do a Google search! Windmills look so picturesque when seen against a sunset. But for 2 dudes from Scotland, the "windmills" they di...

If you thought things could get tense when a line of women are trying to get into a bathroom, wait until you hear about what happens when a bunch of men at a Bass Pro Shop need to potty! You've heard stories of naked gardening, but now you're treated in this episode to naked chainsawing. But the neighbors were not amused. Starbucks Coffee may not get a lot of attention but their glass Bearista Cup...

An officer with the City of Buffalo couldn't keep his "Breakfast" contained and it went after a woman in his neighborhood. A man in the UK couldn't stop looking at boobs after his eye surgery. A police chief couldn't stop helping prostitutes get off the street and got caught up in a sting operation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will explain all this stupidity and it could get unpredic...

Halloween really brings out the stupid in people and we have some examples. Also a judge saw too much evidence displayed by a police officer in a Zoom hearing when it was revealed that the cop was revealing more than he focused on. Attention Walmart shopper...loose monkey in a diaper in the Halloween department. A ticket in the hand is better than a sitting judge caught peeing in the bushes. Confu...

It's bad enough to cheat on a college paper by using artificial intelligence. But when the profs caught the cheaters, the profs began getting letters of apology....ony to later discover that the apology letters were also written with AI. Riding a roller coaster to experience the thrill of speed and gravity defiance was suddenly interruped for one woman who got duckfaced...by a real duck. Guys love...

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and now you can pick up some booger candy ...but I wouldn't recommend you put that in your nose. Someone who had more spare time on their hands than time would allow wondered what Glen Campbell's 1975 hit, "Rhinestone Cowboy" would sound like if it were done by an 80's glam metal band. So, he used a little AI and voila! Glen Campbell now has a m...

Halloween sure brings out the stupid in people and this is the place to find out how. Monkeys one the loose both virtually and literally from NJ to MS. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" who considers himself a "Mexican-In-Law" has news about how New Yorkers are losing their minds over a restaurant that triggers all the left-wingnuts. 67. In This Weekend Episode... "A Piece of My Mind"…'67' is Di...

Just when you thought Kim Kardashian couldn't get any more stupid ideas, we now have an option to buy our girl a frisky thong with pubic hair. A 30-year long mystery has plagued the Missoula campus of the University of Montana that finds a pumpkin somehow impaled atop of a spire high above the Main Hall. No one knows who, why, or how. Would you trust a jeweler who had an actual diamond IN his eye?...

Having the insaciable urge to lick something should lead a person to an ice cream cone or a lolipop--not frogs. But some people are just stupid, as you will discover when my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero will tell you. A lot of smart beds got stupid when the massive outage occurred at Amazon Web Services (AWS), leaving some night owls sleeping like a taco. Rage can manifest itself rapidly when lif...

Imagine waking up to the smell of fresh coffee, bacon, or gasoline. Just pick what suits your fancy the next time you have a hotel stay. Some Holiday Inn Express hotels are introducing scent-based alarm clocks! Was this guy trying to keep his soup warm when he shoved what looks to be a 20-oz. THERMOS up his "exit ramp"? As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho  Guerdo" will tell you, Sherif Grady Judd is c...

You might have been the victim of or the perputrator to the dating scam known as "catfishing" where you portray yourself as something you're not. Now this has evolved to the job hunting profession. When you say your wedding vows, you typically promise "to death do us part"...but can you also comimit "to DUI do us serve"? One couple did & ended up cellmates. Taylor Swift's new album has the Swi...

Would you pick up a cup of "Graveyard Shift Coffee" on your way into the hospital to visit your terminally ill grandma? The Mayo Clinic would probably not endose this, so they booted the death-themed coffee truck from its parking lot. Would you spare the hangover by drinking a mocktail made from mushrooms? Would you consider a career in corrections if your job included risks like having diarrhea t...

Forget being a mail-order bride, that's so old-fashioned. Be a Billboard Bride aan tell everyone you're "available" with an online application. One way to teach your neighbors about not feeding your pets is to EAT them. The pets. Not the neighbors. A Florida man did just that with his peacocks. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", thinks ESPN should cash in on the latest college sports craze...Spe...

When you hit a "home run" at an In-n-Out Burger, you're not coming in first. When you crash a Delta Sky Lounge without credentials, you're are going out first. When you change a baby's diaper, you really don't know what's coming out first. You'll understand all of these when you check out this Midweek BONUS Episode... In this Midweek BONUS Episode... In-N-Out Burger Has Your Back When It Comes to...

Did you know you can actually get an "award" for inventing something stupid? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down the recent recipients of the "Ig-Noble" Awards. Those elementary school kids can drive teachers nuts sometimes. They also drive the bus drivers to the point of stupidity...and one school bus driver used the heater to "cook" those kids. If you thought living in FL means havin...

You are likely to see just about anything inside any given Walmart. But what about an alligator in a shopping cart...in a dress? After 85+ years living the "straight and narrow" as nuns, 3 octogenarian sisters are not about to be told where to retire. When you're young and stupid there's a pretty good chance you're going to do something that will live on well past your retirement. And taking a pee...