Ineffably Sublime | A Weekly Dose of Weird: History, News, and Curiosity

Up first today is Deej's catastrophy that prompts a discussion about misplacing your shit and what assholes our children can be. Kites are lame, and so is National Kite Day. At least according to Mitch. Mostly because he just can't seem to get it up. What's not so lame? The Feast of the Ass, which apparently is now Mitch's new favorite holiday. In this week's news - a vegan and gluten free bakery...

Happy 2025! Welcome to another ineffable year of subliminal content! This week's shocking news: Mitch likes country music! WTF?? We dive into a news story about a UFO sighting just outside of DuBois (where our show is produced) and stumble over the ridiculous parentheses littered throughout the article. What's the deal with parentheses anyway?? We also discuss doomsday predictions that never came...

Tonight we'll all be joining in billions of revelers who will ring in the new year. But why do we celebrate the start of a new year? Find out the origins of this eons-old holiday and some traditions that are sure to get your 2025 off to the right start. How do you celebrate the new year? Let us know by email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or join the convers...

Ahh, childhood in the 80’s and 90’s: the era of the holiday wishbook. The days of yore where you counted down to Christmas with a bigass catalog where you could visualize your Christmas fantasies. In this week’s episode we’ll check out the top toys of our childhoods, regale you with stories of our wildest Christmas wishes and find out if our favorite toys were on those lists. Tell us what your fav...

Love them or hate them, it's time for Christmas music to flood every aspect of our lives. From that quick trip into Walmart to your daily commute, you're inundated with Christmas tunes. In this week's episode, we share the list of songs we love (and some we love to hate). We even created our own Ineffably Sublime Christmas Playlist on Spotify - check it out here - https://open.spotify.com/playlist...

It's Christmastime, the time to find the perfect gift for your friends and family! Tune in to check out Amanda's curated list of special good bullshit from Temu. Let us help you find that perfect gift that's sure to score a Tungsten Carbide Hazelnut on the Pretty Nutz scale! Have you found a special good gift idea on Temu that you'd like to share with us? Let us know by sending the listing to inef...

Thanks to our buddy Twister for this list of things we need to decide whether we’ll keep, sell or destroy! Find our or true feelings on fries, vehicle brands, bands, pizza and more. Do you agree with our decisions? Let us know by leaving a voicemail at 814-299-5155, email us at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod.

What’s up, Knobs? In this special good Thanksgiving bonus episode, we kick things off by giving November 28th the attention it deserves—not just for Thanksgiving, but for the other holidays that somehow exist on this glorious day (looking at you, UnThanksgiving Day). Then, we stumble into a truly wild news story about AI robots in China telling each other to go home and take the day off. Is this h...

It's the holiday season and Mitch is already in the spirit! It's almost time for Charlie Christmas to make his appearance! Would you pay more than 63 cents for a banana duct-taped to a wall? Some guy got hosed in this week's news story. Is there anything better than a good TV theme song? Just hearing it gets you pumped and ready to see what's happening this week's episode. Some theme songs are tim...

Guten Tag! Deej's crotchal area is sublime and we are here to bring you another laughter-inducing episode! We hope you enjoyed DuBois SuperCon and meeting us as much as we enjoyed meeting you! And also, how dare you?? Can you get a boner from your Wicked-themed Barbie doll? Maybe you can! Find out how in this week's WTF news story! You probably noticed by now we LOVE movies. This week we analyze o...

Calm down your colon and check out this week's episode of Ineffably Sublime! Can you breastfeed a toy doll if it's realistic? Can you be considered an Octomom if you adopt a bunch of baby dolls? Apparently, one woman thinks so. This week's episode is full of ridiculousness as we play around with some holiday-themed mad libs. We're amping up the holiday spirit and bringing you along for the ride! S...

Now that Mitch is done being one big fucking goosebump (AKA Halloween is over), it's time to start thinking about other things...like bad dad jokes. Is there anything more fascinating than the history of the necktie? Yes, yes, there is. But it has an interesting history that we will explore. Get ready to dive into the demure, pretentious and, dare I say, debonaire. What are your thoughts on dressi...

Get ready, because Mitch is about to turn into “one big f***ing goosebump!” This week on Ineffably Sublime, we’re plunging into creepy hometown legends that’ll haunt your dreams, uncovering the twisted origins of Halloween, and bringing you a news story so chilling it might just turn you into a vampire—because you won’t be able to sleep! Join us as we serve up frights, facts, and unforgettable sca...

HEY HEY it's EPISODE 50!!!! We couldn't have gotten to this point without you, our amazing fans! Just watch out for that toothy cooch!! We attempted to continue the creepy theme for October, but we diverted a hard left turn into vintage video game systems, Phil Collins music and evaporated milk. We also discovered that some Guinness World Records are just plain cringy. Don't forget to join us at D...

This episode is a double-decker disco taco! Are you ready for some more Halloween shit?? Join us at DuBois SuperCon on November 16th! Meet DeeJ and Mitch, snag some merch and maybe hear your voice on a future episode! Is there really any excuse to mutilate your own genitalia? Some guy in Austria apparently found one. You'd better be balls-deep in bravado as we take a dive into the creepy depths sp...

Come see us at DuBois Supercon at 1004 S. Main Street in DuBois, PA on November 16th! Meet Mitch and DeeJ, snag some sweet merch, and possibly hear your voice on a future episode! Check for updates and details here - https://www.duboissuperconandswapmeet.org/ This week, we attempt to haunt your nightmares with the spooky tales of Charlie No-Face and Blue Mist Road. These true stories are both sad...

Did you know that Amazon has an ENTIRE list of "weird stuff?" In this episode we check out a curated list of absolutely bizarre and hilarious items from this collection. Find out how to get "truly biblical" dance moves with Jesus, what deez nutz smell like and what our number one t-shirt pick is. Do you have a truly absurd item you found on Amazon that you'd like to share with us? Look for the Ama...

Join us at DuBois SuperCon on November 16th at the DuBois Alliance Fellowship Hall! Free admission, meet Mitch and DeeJ, snag some merch and maybe hear yourself on a future episode! What's it like to bike naked through the UK? We don't know but we get a little bit of insight from this week's offbeat news story. The brain is a fickle bitch! This week we dive deep into some scientific my...

Are there songs you just love to hate? You know, those songs that are so damn popular and you can't figure out why. This week, we dive into our top songs we love to hate and compare notes on why we think they suck so bad. And in this week's news we learn that having a large...uhm...member...isn't necessarily a great thing. Chime in with your (least) favorite shitty songs by leaving us...

Did you know the German navy enjoys pranks, too? Find out what the hell that means in this week’s episode! We continue our fashion trends from the past with a throwback to DeeJ’s favorite decade - the 80’s. You thought everything is big in Texas? They got nothing on the 80’s! Big hair, big shoulders, big collars and big color dominated the decade’s fashion. We share our hot take on these trends an...

Mitch is out this week, so we decided to send out an update instead heres that and about 10 minutes of mitch and deej talking about nothing in particular poop removal? sounds great

Hurricane Debbie can fuck off, and so can 60's Brady Bunch carpeting! This week we talk about stupid fashion trends of the days of yore...specifically the 70's. WTF is up with polyester anyway?? And huge-ass hair? Do you think style choices made in the 70's were a mistake? Do you see any of them coming back again? Let us know on our Facebook page, by calling 814-299-5155 or emailing in...

Episode 2 of strange things we did as kids, along with other randomness and some rambles from McGambles along the way. We are now partners with Brumate. Check out the Brumate Era here - https://gc.ece.vt.edu/. It's 100% leak proof and the lids are sourced from recycled materials. And best of all, it fits into your regular car and stroller cup holders!

This week we shoot the shit about trains, vacation, the etymology of a commonly-used phrase and upcoming movies we're looking forward to seeing.