Ineffably Sublime | A Weekly Dose of Weird: History, News, and Curiosity

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Who like hot bananas? Shout out to Twyster for inadvertently giving us the perfect title for this week's episode! WE'RE BACK, BITCHES! Sorry that life got in the way and we hadn't gotten a chance to give you the weekly dose of hilarity you crave! We deliver a hot dish of ridiculousness, starting with our notable freak of the week and follow it up with some discussion about movies with 0% ratings o...

As usual, this episode de-rails again and again. Enjoy our various side quests as we attempt to steer this struggle bus to a discussion about why we do the summer activities we do - like lowing our mawns. Get in touch and tell us about your favorite summertime activity! Send an email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, call or text 814-299-5155 or follow us on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod. H...

What’s up Knobs!? Thanks for sticking with us while life dragged us into a time warp! We’re back with some new hilarity, starting with puke stories with Uncle Mitch. This week we unleash a new segment: the Historic Figure of the Week and we start with Roland the Farter. Who was he? You’ll have to listen to find out! And with this story comes a challenge to Tony at Pizza Bagels! In this week’s epis...

🥞 SUBLIME WARP: Dutch Panties 🍳 (aka: The Breakfast Episode You Didn’t Know You Needed) We’re warping back to one of the most deliciously ridiculous episodes in the Ineffably Sublime archives — Dutch Panties . Join us as we sink our teeth into the world of breakfast foods: from the mysterious origins of Belgian waffles to tips that’ll turn your sad toast into a brunch masterpiece. Whether you’re...

Did you ever wonder about why Guinness would create the World Records? Or what some of the best world records are? Well then you're in luck! Feast your ear holes on this episode featuring some of the greatest (and not so great) feats accomplished by mankind! Don't forget we have MERCH! You can find it at https://ineffably-sublime-shop.myspreadshop.com/. New items added regularly! Tell us a...

Many thanks to Game Garment for sending us some shirts! They're awesome quality and very comfortable! Go check them out! Stay tuned to find out who wins the race for Deej's butthole! Which gastroenterologist will win the honor of tunneling into his southern crater? Did you know that NASA faked part of the moon landing? It's not quite the conspiracy theory we've all heard. This week...

DOWN WITH BIG TOASTER! Why else would pre-toasted bread exist?? You're in for a wild ride this week, boys and girls, because Amanda bombarded us with some wild-ass news stories. And then we hit your ear holes with some gnarly "happy" meals. Keep your ears honed in on this episode, because we give an update on the stolen golden toilet news story! And then some kid orders 70,000 lollip...

What happens when you attempt to climb Mt. Fuji, get a case of altitude sickness and get transported home, only to realize you forgot your phone somewhere on the mountain? Some guy find out so you don't have to! Is it Deja vu or did you see that movie before? We explore the top 20 movie parodies as rated by IMDB. How many did you know were parodies? Did any of your favorites make the list? Let us...

Here it is! Our first-ever crossover podcast with the fellas from Pizza Bagels! We had a great time getting to know them better with Twyster's "Would You Rather" and "Keep, Sell, Destroy" lists. If you haven't already, check out the Pizza Bagels Podcast anywhere you listen (on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/1bOdbhv3Byje3MBC0Z5csg). Let us know what you think about this episode by sending a...

🌀 Sublime Warp: Weird Laws (Episode 26 Recast) This week, reality glitched and we fell through a wormhole of poor planning—so we're rewinding the timeline and throwing it back to Episode 26: Weird Laws . Prepare to be baffled by the bizarre legal leftovers humanity somehow agreed on. From laws that forbid pickle mishandling to rules about walking ducks on Sundays, we dig into the kind of legislat...

Hey again, Knockoff Connoisseurs! We’re back with Part 2 of the off-brand bonanza—and this time, the products are even weirder, the names are somehow worse, and Mitch may never emotionally recover. From suspicious cereals to legally questionable toys, we’re diving deeper into the bizarre world of ridiculous knockoffs you won’t believe actually exist. Plus, Deej may have found the most unhinged boo...

Hey Knobs! The tables have turned, and in this episode, Deej is the one to tell us an embarrassing story! And Mitch is very spicy. Guys, this one almost broke us. This week, we look at some ridiculous knockoff products. Have you seen any of these out and about or while shopping online? Stay tuned for a future episode where we'll share even more wild knockoff products. What weird off-brand products...

What happens when a former lion trainer gets pissed at her ex? The mugshot of the year is what happens! Come along on our field trip where we take a hard left turn and get lost on some dirt roads way back in BFE. Enjoy this rambling detour that's sure to keep you shaking you head and wondering WTF is wrong with us. Tell us about your favorite April Fool's joke! Join the conversation @ineffablysubl...

Pastafarianism is real! The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster welcomes you! Check out this bonus pod with some chuckle-inducing conversation and facts about The Church. When you're done, wipe off your saliva-covered muffin top and get out there and do something (this was recorded for March Forth, after all). Arrr, may ye be touched by His noodly appendage and we'll see ye next week! D...

We're serving up a heaping helping of our hot takes that are sure to leave your mouth watering. This candy salad includes our opinions on the proper way to cut a sandwich, where to store your favorite condiment and the best container to dispense your favorite carbonated beverage. Join the conversation @ineffablysublimepod and share your hot takes with us so Mitch can judge you. And as always you c...

Mitch throws back to his days of being the hottest guy at Sears, we get our odd news from the nerds at NPR, - Also what the fuck is going on with Amanda's audio?? Sorry! Have you ever heard of the Maid of the Mist, or how about Ester Cherry, the Bitch of Wet-ness? Well, buckle up, folks, because in this week's episode of the podcast, Mitch and DeeJ are diving headfirst into abandoned places in Pen...

In this episode we regain our footing on a false start that you'll hear all about in a couple of weeks! Our news is in the crapper, when we learn about a solid gold toilet that went missing in the UK. Have you ever been to Clearfield County, PA? If not, you might want to check out some of these interesting places we highlight during the episode. If you have, how many of these places have you v...

Guys! We have merch! Get yours at https://ineffably-sublime-shop.myspreadshop.com/ In this week's attempt to remain on the rails, we discuss Mitch's snizztory, how much we hate the Gregorian Calendar, Tami's Mitch moment, Mitch's poop story and...oh yeah, bizarre lawsuits. Don't forget to get yourself a bidet from our affiliate link to keep your fanny happy after a big 'ol number 2! Find the link...

We have merch! Our shop is chock full of gear inspired by our favorite quotes and your favorite moments from the show. Get yours here - https://ineffably-sublime-shop.myspreadshop.com. This week we explore the consequences of ejaculating in space, side tables, lighting and how wallpaper should NEVER make a comeback. We discuss the trends of the days of yore and which we think should make a comebac...

Would you rather go to the dentist for a root canal or listen to another hilarious episode of Ineffably Sublime? Doesn't seem like much of a choice, does it? This week our buddy Twyster provided us with a crazy list of Would You Rather's to work our way through. Complete with a ton of side quests, we laugh our way through some ridiculous life choices. We don't know much, but we do know...

We’re back with part two of the weirdest names for places, people, and things—and this one nearly broke us. No joke, Mitch and DeeJ laugh harder than they ever have on air for a solid three minutes! But before we dive into the madness, we kick things off with a shoutout to our newest podcast pals, The Pizza Bagel Podcast: with Tony and Friends. Mitch also finally solves the mystery of Tuna Spaghet...

We're glitching hard this week and we apologize. It was excruciatingly cold in western Pennsylvania when we recorded and we think the weather was fucking with the interwebs. We had major shrinkage and booger freezing, and can't wait for spring. Were you around for the Challenger exposion? Where were you? Apparently Deej came to be because of this event! And apparently Deej and Mitch both w...

Part two of the etymology of food idioms. If you missed part 1, check out the episode titled “Just Say Hee-Haw, Bro!” This week we introduce two new segments with “this day in history” events and Mitch’s “actual names”. Mitch and Deej ask WTF is up with feels-like temps? We couldn’t think of a more timely subject for today’s frigid temps warning in PA. Things outside are sus slippery and giving ic...