Inconsistently Consistent

WE ARE ALIVE!!!!! Sorry for the long break between episodes Today we are discussing one of our favourite internet people who left the internet in 2021. We discuss our favourtie Jenna Marbles' videos and also discuss how much of aholes our cats are to us. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.m...

Happy 2026! Join us as our guest Kan (Techpriest_Kan on twitch) walks us through a murder mystery DND one shot. Join our characters, Kya, the tiefling rogue who was born yesterday, and Lenore, the drow bard who doesn't have manners. Will they figure out the crime? Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Webs...

IT'S D&DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! This week Rachel takes over and walks Melanie through character creation for D&D in preparation for the one-shot they'll play together.  Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @author_melanie Rachel's tiktok: @raehny...

Oh hi hello order in the court! This week, we read some of the wild statements said in courtrooms by various parties, and our resident lawyer tells us some of the funny statements she's overheard. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @author_melanie...

We are back with more therapist-themed stories! Melanie reads reddit therapist stories to Rachel and she reacts to them. That's it, that's all we're doing this episode.  Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @raehnyraa Li...

This is more of a serious episode and discuss mental health in detail. If these topics are uncomfortable or bring up negative thoughts, please skip. This episode contains our opinions around this topic, so please take everything with a grain of salt.  We return with a discussion around videos that have swept up the tiktok world: a woman named Kendra who fell in love with her psychiatrist. We discu...

Do you ever feel like you overreact? These people do! This week, we read some r/AIOR and r/AITA posts and discuss our thoughts, and give our opinions. Let's be honest, sometimes people overreact but it might be necessary. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's in...

Oh hi it's us, being inconsistent as usual. This week, we talk about a variety of things including cursed TikTok's, life updates, the sequel to The Toy Maker and Rachel's diabolic plans for her D&D campaign. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @...

Oh hi we're still making content we're just being inconsistent about it. This week, we talk about friends, all sorts of friends and reading some AITA stories from various subreddits. As two people who've been friends for almost two decades, we think we're pretty qualified to give our opinions. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazi...

Disclaimer and Trigger Warning: These are our opinions on LIB. Please take them with a grain of salt. We also discuss some sensitive topics in this episode such as political topics, alleged claims against cast members, and other topics that may be uncomfortable. If you are not in a good headspace, please skip this one. We never want to cause our listeners harm.   WE ON YOUTUBE NOW BABY! This week,...

THIS EPISODE IS VERY NSFW PLEASE LISTEN WITH CAUTION AND PREFERRABLY HEADPHONES This week for episode 69, we find some bad sex scenes and read them to each other. What a better way to celebrate episode 69. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melani...

We're wrapping up the utensils corn series! We discuss the last book in the series from Ruth Cardello and give you our thoughts, plus everyone bears witness to the top ten friend betrayal from Melanie and Lexie to Rachel.  Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's i...

Happy 2025! We are back with our first episode of the new year and of course it's about people who boink cutlery. Ruth Cardello's books Spooned and Knifed are the subject of today's review, and we are joined by Lexie as we discuss the logistics of bridge sex, age timelines and Melanie's new term for boobs: windsocks. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine:...

It's still spooky season for us! This week, we discuss our scientifically proven method of determining who is the top horror movie villain of all times. We rate them on three factors and determine the total score out of 30. Who will be on top? Who is on the bottom? Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Web...

Getting ready for some blasphemy! This week, we discuss a topic that came up in the Robert Liston episode while we were on a deep dive: is Jesus a zombie, lich or revenant? Joined by Rachel's Curse of Strahd DM Kan (Techpriest_Kan on Twitch), we review the three options to determine what category the Son of God falls under.   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka M...

DISCLAIMER: Any excerpt read is the work of Ruth Cardello and belong to her. We are three women discussing a book and our opinions don't represent her interest. CONTENT WARNING: This episodes contains discussions around sexual themes, including getting forked. Listening discretion is advised. LEXIE IS BACK! This week, join our weird book club as we discuss Forked, a novella in which a woman falls...

Get ready for the fastest knife in the West! This week, we do a deep dive into the mystery of Robert Liston, a famous 19th surgeon with a 300% death rate in a single surgery. We also go down some rabbit holes about if Jesus is a zombie, revenant, or lich.   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: ww...

THE TOY MAKER AUDIOBOOK IS NOW AVAILABLE! This week, Rachel interviews Melanie Flynn, author of The Toy Maker (who is definitely not the Melanie who co-host this podcast). We dive into some questions about her inspiration, any struggles, and what's next for the author! Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's...

We're rounding out the three part series with Melanie choosing the monster for Rachel and she has to survive as Melanie. Will Rachel actually have self-preservation or will the parasites in her takeover and lead to her eventual downfall?   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbook...

(I have no excuse for posting late except the fact that I'm bad-Rachel) We're back with part 2 of 3 for our monster/apocalypse survival scenarios. For this one, we're switching it up! Part 2 includes Melanie trying to channel her inner Rachel and have no self-preservation against the secret monster Rachel's chosen for her. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Maga...

Strap in as this is a long one! This week, we're looking at how Melanie and Rachel handle different monster scenarios and see if they survive or die. This is part 1 of 3 as we have four different scenarios to run for each other and both parts will be long so if it's not your cup of tea, that's ok. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakama...

How many squid is too many squid? We're back with another "Captive Audience" Segment and this time Rachel takes Melanie on a journey through the world of deep sea squid fishing. It's research and true crime, two of Rachel's favourite things. Rotten Mango's Video: 33 crew members went DEEP SEA squid hunting, turned MAD, and started hunting EACH OTHER. (youtube.com) Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : F...

( Rachel did not count how many emo songs they named cause she forgot) It's time to test your musical knowledge! This week, we play a game of categories and go back and forth naming different songs from the specific category. This episode is also called "What it's like inside Rachel's brain cause she has music bouncing around".   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vor...

I have the power of science and socialism and birthdays on my side! This week, Rachel reads a gem of a fanfic she found from a friend and it's a journey alright. Hopefully no one turns into a witch! Fanfiction link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamaga...

It's time for the newlywed best friend game! This week, Rachel and Melanie play the newlywed game but modified for friendship. We'll find out what the really think of each other and if their friendship will survive this episode.  Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Mela...