In The Clique Podcast

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to In the Clique! First things first: hit that follow button on your favourite audio platform because your boys need it. In Episode 56. the world is in absolute shambles, and we are here to break down the wreckage. This week, we cover the bizarre Malta KFC stealing incident, Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley, Audio TikTok deep-dives, and Sydney Sweeney’s controversia...

Send us Fan Mail Money, power, fame... and two guys who currently have very little of all three. This week, Seagal and Dec dissect the ultimate flexes and downfalls of human obsession. We’re asking the big, ridiculous questions: Is being obsessed with money dangerous, or are you just broke? What absurd laws would we pass if handed total control over a small society? And when a celebrity gets cance...

Send us Fan Mail EP 54 | MR & MRS BARRY | Sugar Daddies and Mummas , Transactional Dating & Age Gaps Where do you actually find a "Mr. or Mrs. Barry"? Is dating for money a legitimate strategy, or just having high standards? This week, we’re breaking down the reality of sugar dynamics, financial rules in relationships, and whether purely non-transactional love even exists anymore...

Send us Fan Mail EP 53 | I laugh when things are awkward (Plus: Russia, War Warnings & The Newmans) We’ve all been there—that excruciating moment when the silence stretches a bit too long, or someone says the exact wrong thing, and your immediate reaction is... nervous laughter. But awkward social cringe is only the beginning of what we are unpacking on this episode. We’re also taking a seriou...

Send us Fan Mail EP 52 | Trip to Ireland, Strippers and Uber driver What happens when Seagal and Dec go to Ireland for the first time? A whole lot of stout, questionable decisions, and unforgettable stories. In this episode, we’re breaking down our maiden voyage to the Emerald Isle. We cover: First Impressions & Spotting Locations: Exploring the city and hitting the iconic (and pricey) Temple...

Send us Fan Mail EP 51| WE’RE BACK! Season 3, Love Island Drama, NBA Finals & Daddy’s Home Tour 🍿🏀 The boys are officially BACK in the studio for Season 3, and we are not holding anything back! After a little break, Seagal and Declan are catching up on everything you’ve missed. Inside the episode: We're Back: What we did during the break and what's coming for Season 3. The Villa is...

EP 50 | WE MADE IT . long road to little wins, The Roast Session, Best Guests & Episodes. We’ve officially hit the big 5-0 ! To wrap up an incredible Season 2, Seagal and Dec are taking a trip down memory lane—and hitting a few potholes along the way. In this milestone finale, we’re peeling back the curtain on the highs, the lows, and the "what were we thinking?" moments of the journey so far....

EP 49 | UNDATEABLES. This week on Undateables , Seagal and Dec are diving deep into the dating trenches to figure out where it all goes wrong. We’re tackling the ultimate loyalty test: what do you do when you’re dating a girl but her best friend is clearly feeling you? We also break down: The Pixie Cut: Is it a hairstyle or a warning sign? The "Work Wife" Hustle: Sleeping to the top—strategy or sc...

EP 48 | 2016. Was 2016 the best year of our lives, or the start of a glitch in the multiverse? In this episode, Seagal and Declan are hopping into the time machine to revisit the absolute mayhem that was 2016. It was a year of legendary highs, confusing trends, and the kind of internet culture that still lives rent-free in our heads. From the summer we all collectively spent wandering into traffic...

EP 47 | THE FYP. Is your FYP the new classroom? This week on In The Clique , Seagal and Dec are joined by health and beauty insider Ellie McGowan . We’re tackling the big shift—from why social media has officially killed TV, to the strange anxiety of being the only person in a TikTok Live. But it’s not all scrolls and trolls; Ellie takes us behind the scenes of the beauty industry. We’re getting i...

EP 46 | DOUBLE STANDARDS, The HYPOCRISY of Modern Dating: Double Standards Exposed ft Pablo the barber Is it "friendly" or is it "flirting"? Why is a man without a job a "bum," but a woman is just "finding herself"? Seagal and Declan are back in the studio to dismantle the double standards that are ruining your relationships. From the "guy best friend" lie to the reality of Pretty Privilege, we’re...

EP 45| 2025: It Was a Pleasure (feat. Megan) | The Year in Review 2025 is officially in the books! Join Seagal and Dec as they sit down for a real, raw, and hilarious look back at the last 12 months. This week, we are joined by a very special guest, Megan , who shares her creative journey and performs original poetry written by herself. In this episode: The Recap: Xmas, NYE, and our best memories...

EP 44 | CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. A Very Clique Christmas! (Feat. Lydia Riade) The festive season has officially landed on The Clique Podcast , and hosts Seagal and Declan are bringing the Christmas cheer (and chaos!) in their annual holiday special! They are joined by the incredibly talented singer and songwriter, Lydia Riade , for a deep dive into all things Christmassy. Get ready for some truly clique...

EP 43 | HEAR ME OUT!!! | Friend Zone, Bev Etiquette & London vs Manchester? Welcome back to In The Clique ! This week, buckle up for a full-blown argument of Unpopular Opinions —your boys are not holding back on social taboos and controversial city comparisons. 🔥 On The Docket: Controversial Etiquette: Is it a cardinal sin when someone offers a beverage and then touches the top of the cup? Th...

EP 42 | BALL TILL YOU FALL. 🏀 1-on-1: NBA Drama, GOAT Debates, Sneaker Heat & Is the League RIGGED?! (ft. George Paul) Episode Title: Is Luka's Season an MVP Lock? Plus: The NBA Gambling Scandal, Dec Lob City vs. Seagz 's Fave Teams, and the Kardashian-NBA Dating Tree. Welcome back to 1-on-1! This week, we bring the heat and are joined by special guest, George Paul ! We dive deep into the big...

EP 41.5 | IMMA COMPUTER TECH. Tech Trouble? No Problem! (A Hilarious Holdover w/ Declan & A Surprise Guest!) We know, we know! Your ears are craving our usual fix, but unfortunately, technical gremlins have taken a bite out of this week's main episode. 😫 But don't panic! Declan has stepped up to the mic to deliver a hilarious, improvised comedy catch-up, and he's not alone! This special bonus...

EP 41 | WORST FIRST DATE. Grab a cushion and prepare to cringe! This week, Seagal and Dec are holding nothing back as they dive headfirst into the terrifying, awkward, and utterly unforgettable world of Worst First Dates. Featuring our Guest Emma from Girls who overshare podcast. The lads spill the tea on their own truly disastrous romantic outings, from a date that ended in a tragic ways. They al...

EP 40 | LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. Musician Biopics BEST & WORST! (Michael Jackson Trailer Reaction) | Seagal & Dec Comedy Podcast ft. Hans Seagal and Dec are back to tackle the most dramatic, ridiculous, and often inaccurate genre in cinema: the musician biopic's! 🎤🎬 We're running through the best (and the absolute worst) films that try to capture rock 'n' roll lightning in a bottle. Rappers...

EP 39 | ADVICE. We're Qualified To Give Advice (Sort Of). 😬 Seagal and Dec are tackling the noble art of giving and receiving advice this week—mostly the latter, because we make terrible decisions . We're diving into relationship disasters , the supposed " best advice " we've ever been given (spoiler: it probably involved a questionable life choice), and generally just trying to figure out how to...

EP 38 | Honest OR JUST OFFENSIVE. Are we being brutally honest, or are we just crossing the line? 🤔 Join your hosts, Seagal and Dec , as they dive deep into the messy, blurry line between a necessary truth and an unnecessary insult. In this episode, we tackle tough real-life scenarios and debate whether the person involved was being "Honest" or "Just Offensive." Things get heated as we take calls...

EP 37 | SOURCE = TRUST ME BRO. Little lies, big laughs. Hosts Seagal and Declan are joined by special guest Joey to dive into the ridiculous, tiny falsehoods people drop every day—the ones that can only be backed up by a desperate, soul-shaking plea: " Trust Me, Bro ." Tune in as they lovingly roast the best (and worst) excuses, exaggerations, and tall tales. Like, comment and subscribe guys. Foll...

EP 36 | HUSTLE OLYMPICS . Welcome back to the Hustle Olympics ! This week, hosts Seagal and Dec are shouting out the girl entrepreneur bosses who are not just surviving, but thriving in their side hustles. Think hilarious fails, unexpected triumphs, and business tips that are definitely a joke. Our PR wizard, Luke , joins the chaos to share his expert (read: extremely judgmental) take. Prepare for...

EP 35 | MY MOUNT UPROAR, Forget Mount Rushmore—Seagal and Dec are dedicating this week's episode to their own monument: Mount Uproar, the majestic peak of personal pet peeves. Join the hosts as they each unveil two deeply infuriating concepts, behaviors, or situations that send them into a spiral of rage. From minor daily annoyances to major cultural gripes, no topic is safe from their collective...

EP 34 | NEW FEAR UNLOCKED , This week, Dec and Seagal are joined by special guest Viticus to unpack some truly unhinged anxieties. What if you've been living your whole life assuming a certain outcome, and then suddenly you're faced with a completely different reality? Join the boys as they explore the existential terror of winning the lottery, the social horror of eating new foods in London (wher...

EP 33 | WHAT IF? This week, Seagal and Declan are joined by their mates, Daniel and Giorgia, to tackle some truly mind-bending "what if" scenarios. What if you could talk to your pets? What if we never needed to sleep? What if you could instantly become a master chef just by reading a cookbook? The group dives into these bizarre hypotheticals and more, bringing their unique blend of chaotic energy...