In The Clique Podcast

EP 50 | WE MADE IT . long road to little wins, The Roast Session, Best Guests & Episodes. We’ve officially hit the big 5-0 ! To wrap up an incredible Season 2, Seagal and Dec are taking a trip down memory lane—and hitting a few potholes along the way. In this milestone finale, we’re peeling back the curtain on the highs, the lows, and the "what were we thinking?" moments of the journey so far....

EP 49 | UNDATEABLES. This week on Undateables , Seagal and Dec are diving deep into the dating trenches to figure out where it all goes wrong. We’re tackling the ultimate loyalty test: what do you do when you’re dating a girl but her best friend is clearly feeling you? We also break down: The Pixie Cut: Is it a hairstyle or a warning sign? The "Work Wife" Hustle: Sleeping to the top—strategy or sc...

EP 48 | 2016. Was 2016 the best year of our lives, or the start of a glitch in the multiverse? In this episode, Seagal and Declan are hopping into the time machine to revisit the absolute mayhem that was 2016. It was a year of legendary highs, confusing trends, and the kind of internet culture that still lives rent-free in our heads. From the summer we all collectively spent wandering into traffic...

EP 47 | THE FYP. Is your FYP the new classroom? This week on In The Clique , Seagal and Dec are joined by health and beauty insider Ellie McGowan . We’re tackling the big shift—from why social media has officially killed TV, to the strange anxiety of being the only person in a TikTok Live. But it’s not all scrolls and trolls; Ellie takes us behind the scenes of the beauty industry. We’re getting i...

EP 46 | DOUBLE STANDARDS, The HYPOCRISY of Modern Dating: Double Standards Exposed ft Pablo the barber Is it "friendly" or is it "flirting"? Why is a man without a job a "bum," but a woman is just "finding herself"? Seagal and Declan are back in the studio to dismantle the double standards that are ruining your relationships. From the "guy best friend" lie to the reality of Pretty Privilege, we’re...

EP 45| 2025: It Was a Pleasure (feat. Megan) | The Year in Review 2025 is officially in the books! Join Seagal and Dec as they sit down for a real, raw, and hilarious look back at the last 12 months. This week, we are joined by a very special guest, Megan , who shares her creative journey and performs original poetry written by herself. In this episode: The Recap: Xmas, NYE, and our best memories...

EP 44 | CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. A Very Clique Christmas! (Feat. Lydia Riade) The festive season has officially landed on The Clique Podcast , and hosts Seagal and Declan are bringing the Christmas cheer (and chaos!) in their annual holiday special! They are joined by the incredibly talented singer and songwriter, Lydia Riade , for a deep dive into all things Christmassy. Get ready for some truly clique...

EP 43 | HEAR ME OUT!!! | Friend Zone, Bev Etiquette & London vs Manchester? Welcome back to In The Clique ! This week, buckle up for a full-blown argument of Unpopular Opinions —your boys are not holding back on social taboos and controversial city comparisons. 🔥 On The Docket: Controversial Etiquette: Is it a cardinal sin when someone offers a beverage and then touches the top of the cup? Th...

EP 42 | BALL TILL YOU FALL. 🏀 1-on-1: NBA Drama, GOAT Debates, Sneaker Heat & Is the League RIGGED?! (ft. George Paul) Episode Title: Is Luka's Season an MVP Lock? Plus: The NBA Gambling Scandal, Dec Lob City vs. Seagz 's Fave Teams, and the Kardashian-NBA Dating Tree. Welcome back to 1-on-1! This week, we bring the heat and are joined by special guest, George Paul ! We dive deep into the big...

EP 41.5 | IMMA COMPUTER TECH. Tech Trouble? No Problem! (A Hilarious Holdover w/ Declan & A Surprise Guest!) We know, we know! Your ears are craving our usual fix, but unfortunately, technical gremlins have taken a bite out of this week's main episode. 😫 But don't panic! Declan has stepped up to the mic to deliver a hilarious, improvised comedy catch-up, and he's not alone! This special bonus...

EP 41 | WORST FIRST DATE. Grab a cushion and prepare to cringe! This week, Seagal and Dec are holding nothing back as they dive headfirst into the terrifying, awkward, and utterly unforgettable world of Worst First Dates. Featuring our Guest Emma from Girls who overshare podcast. The lads spill the tea on their own truly disastrous romantic outings, from a date that ended in a tragic ways. They al...

EP 40 | LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. Musician Biopics BEST & WORST! (Michael Jackson Trailer Reaction) | Seagal & Dec Comedy Podcast ft. Hans Seagal and Dec are back to tackle the most dramatic, ridiculous, and often inaccurate genre in cinema: the musician biopic's! 🎤🎬 We're running through the best (and the absolute worst) films that try to capture rock 'n' roll lightning in a bottle. Rappers...

EP 39 | ADVICE. We're Qualified To Give Advice (Sort Of). 😬 Seagal and Dec are tackling the noble art of giving and receiving advice this week—mostly the latter, because we make terrible decisions . We're diving into relationship disasters , the supposed " best advice " we've ever been given (spoiler: it probably involved a questionable life choice), and generally just trying to figure out how to...

EP 38 | Honest OR JUST OFFENSIVE. Are we being brutally honest, or are we just crossing the line? 🤔 Join your hosts, Seagal and Dec , as they dive deep into the messy, blurry line between a necessary truth and an unnecessary insult. In this episode, we tackle tough real-life scenarios and debate whether the person involved was being "Honest" or "Just Offensive." Things get heated as we take calls...

EP 37 | SOURCE = TRUST ME BRO. Little lies, big laughs. Hosts Seagal and Declan are joined by special guest Joey to dive into the ridiculous, tiny falsehoods people drop every day—the ones that can only be backed up by a desperate, soul-shaking plea: " Trust Me, Bro ." Tune in as they lovingly roast the best (and worst) excuses, exaggerations, and tall tales. Like, comment and subscribe guys. Foll...

EP 36 | HUSTLE OLYMPICS . Welcome back to the Hustle Olympics ! This week, hosts Seagal and Dec are shouting out the girl entrepreneur bosses who are not just surviving, but thriving in their side hustles. Think hilarious fails, unexpected triumphs, and business tips that are definitely a joke. Our PR wizard, Luke , joins the chaos to share his expert (read: extremely judgmental) take. Prepare for...

EP 35 | MY MOUNT UPROAR, Forget Mount Rushmore—Seagal and Dec are dedicating this week's episode to their own monument: Mount Uproar, the majestic peak of personal pet peeves. Join the hosts as they each unveil two deeply infuriating concepts, behaviors, or situations that send them into a spiral of rage. From minor daily annoyances to major cultural gripes, no topic is safe from their collective...

EP 34 | NEW FEAR UNLOCKED , This week, Dec and Seagal are joined by special guest Viticus to unpack some truly unhinged anxieties. What if you've been living your whole life assuming a certain outcome, and then suddenly you're faced with a completely different reality? Join the boys as they explore the existential terror of winning the lottery, the social horror of eating new foods in London (wher...

EP 33 | WHAT IF? This week, Seagal and Declan are joined by their mates, Daniel and Giorgia, to tackle some truly mind-bending "what if" scenarios. What if you could talk to your pets? What if we never needed to sleep? What if you could instantly become a master chef just by reading a cookbook? The group dives into these bizarre hypotheticals and more, bringing their unique blend of chaotic energy...

EP 32 | WHO'S THE GOAT? In this week's episode, "The G.O.A.T. Debate," hosts Seagal and Dec go head-to-head on one of the most hotly contested topics in sports: who is the greatest athlete of all time? From the basketball court to the boxing ring, and the track to the tennis court, they break down the contenders and the arguments for each. They're not alone, either! They're joined by special guest...

EP 31 | Second hand embarrassment. Ready to cringe and laugh at the same time? In this episode, Dec and Seagal tackle the excruciatingly awkward world of secondhand embarrassment . They're sharing their most mortifying moments, from personal blunders to the jaw-droppingly cringe scenarios they've witnessed. Plus, they're joined by special guest caller Faith , who dials in to share her own hilariou...

EP 30 | Wireless, Kendrick Lamar and ReggaeLand. Get ready for some serious laughs as hosts Dec and Seagal dive deep into the wild world of festivals and concerts! In this episode, the dynamic duo recounts their unforgettable experiences at Wireless Festival (including Drake's historic 3-day headlining run!) and ReggaeLand , sharing everything from mosh pit mishaps to questionable food choices. Th...

EP 29 | VINYL VS VIRAL Vinyl vs. Viral: Who's More Famous, Past or Present? This week on the podcast, it's a battle of the ages! Seagal and Declan dive headfirst into the ultimate music debate: who achieved greater fame – the vinyl legends of yesteryear or today's viral sensations? Get ready for some hilarious takes as they pit Michael Jackson, The Beatles, Elvis, and more against the biggest name...

EP 28 | HINGE, TINDER AND BUMBLE. This week on the podcast, Seagal and Declan dive headfirst into the hilarious, often cringeworthy world of dating apps ! Get ready for some side-splitting stories and relatable rants as they unpack their personal experiences with Hinge, Tinder, and Bumble . From bizarre bios to disastrous dates, no stone is left unturned in this comedic exploration of modern roman...

EP 27 | QUEENS OF RAP. This week on the podcast, Seagal and Declan are joined by a very special guest as they dive headfirst into the dynamic world of female rappers ! Get ready for a lively debate as they crown the undisputed GOATs of female rap , discussing the legends who've shaped the game and the rising stars making their mark. But that's not all – prepare for some serious fun with a brand ne...