In Oeuvre Our Heads

Join our intrepid hosts as they attend the party of the year (for 1992 at least) alongside Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, and Miss July '89! Wait, who else is gonna be there? Steven? You mean like Seagal? Oh actually I think I'm busy that day, yeah can't make it, sorry. This one's actually pretty decent and a good demonstration of how much a supporting cast and crew can carry a movie across the fini...

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Well here we are, third time's the charm, right? I guess that doesn't work with someone as charmless as our man Seagal. This time around we find our hero John Hatcher marked for death, greasier than ever, and assembling a posse to fight the counter-posse led by drug lord Screwface(s). Is it too late to pull the plug on this whole thing? I'm gonna be honest, i really wasn't into this whole ordeal a...

I'm going to generously call this one an action-comedy, as that is the best way to "enjoy" it. Steven Seagal is Mason Storm in this one, and to be honest I don't remember anything about this fever dream of a film. The only reason I can even remember the name of the main character is because 1.) Every other character shouts his name at least once, and 2.) It sounds like something from Threat Level...

We kick off the series with Above the Law, a barely feature length, late 80's, convoluted bunch of nonsense that we had quite a lot of trouble following. We follow Nico Toscani through the streets of Chicago where he bumbles from one explosion to another through gun fights where no bullets connect with their targets. We try to find our rhythm for the series, Zach somehow confused Will Ferrell for...