Liam and Valérie Carpenter

In Germany we don't say

Comedy EN ↓ 32 episodes

In Germany we don't say: Oh great another podcast! We say: Kann man hören. (It's listenable) Liam & Valérie Carpenter share their culture clash experiences and dive into detail about content creation, German clichés and much more...

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Author

Liam and Valérie Carpenter

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

May 26, 2025

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Episodes

Our first LIVE show in Germany! 26.05.2025

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 33 Our first live show at the SWR Podcast Festival in Mannheim! We talk about German learning struggles, culture clashes in marriage and much more... Thanks to 190a and the SWR Podcast Festival for having us! Part 2 coming soon

German Vs British Stereotypes 06.04.2025

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 31 Are Brits really that polite? And do Germans always take things that seriously? In this episode we go through 20 known stereotypes for Britain and Germany to see if they are true or not...

How well do you know Germany? 18.03.2025

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 30 Valérie tests Liam's knowledge about German cities and to see if he can identify which town names are real and which ones are made up.

Reddit thinks my German videos are CRINGE? 04.02.2025

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 29 We react to a supposedly trending Reddit post saying my videos are cringe. Hell breaks loose in the comments and so they made another post... Oh and Valérie tries to trick me once again with German words. LIMITED seats left for live show in Mannheim (40 left): https://tickets.190a.de/event/in-germany-we-dont-say-p582sr

German Vs English Animal sounds 20.01.2025

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 28 Valérie has some more tricky German words up her sleeve for Liam to try and pronounce. They also go head to head to compare animal noises and how they are spelt in German and English... some of them are NOT what you expect. Tickets for live show in Mannheim:https://tickets.190a.de/event/in-germany-we-dont-say-p582sr

What my Dad thinks about Germany 13.01.2025

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 27 Liam's Dad joins the podcast to talk about his experience in Germany. Andy shares his initial thoughts of the culture and differences he noticed, and Valérie tests him to see how well he knows his son after living in Germany for 10 years... Apologies for the camera quality drop throughout the episode. They kept overheating due to being in the UK Tic...

New Year's Eve in Germany 30.12.2024

What do Germans do on New Years Eve? We go through all of the classic traditions from having Raclette to nearly setting the apartment on fire with the Feuerzangenbowle... Have a good slide!

Christmas with the Carpenters 23.12.2024

We combine cultures for a Denglish Christmas as Valérie talks about how she experienced Christmas in Germany, whilst Liam has some traditional British Xmas surprises up his sleeve...

Pre-Christmas traditions in Germany 16.12.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 24 From Christmas markets to putting chocolates in your shoes for Nikolas Tag, we talk about the traditions leading up to Christmas in Germany . It's the most Wanderful time of se year... If you need a last minute Christmas present you could get tickets for our live show in Mannheim:https://tickets.190a.de/event/in-germany-we-dont-say-p582sr

Germans in the comment sections 09.12.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 23 German comment sections never disappoint. In this episode we react to comments on some of my videos that we both haven't seen before... Tickets for live podcast show in Mannheim 2025: https://tickets.190a.de/event/in-germany-we-dont-say-p582sr

Germany has very different names for Christmas films... 25.11.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 22 You may know Home Alone, but do you know Kevin Alone at Home? In this episode we talk about Christmas movie classics and their German translated titles, why they are so different and way more specific... Live Podcast tickets for 2025 in Mannheim: https://tickets.190a.de/event/in-germany-we-dont-say-p582sr

Platform Nein and 3/4, Autobahn Kart and I... am... German?! 18.11.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 21 If you took your favourite film, TV or gaming franchise and Germanised them what would it be like? That's what we try to figure out with Harry Potter, The Avengers and Mario... Tickets for live podcast at the SWR Podcast Festival in Mannheim 2025: https://tickets.190a.de/event/in-germany-we-dont-say-p582sr If Harry Potter was made in Germany: https:...

These German card games are ASS... literally 11.11.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 20 In this episode we talk about board games and card games in Germany and the UK, the similarities and differences and what our own game would look like...

My first acting role in a German film 28.10.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 19 Liam talks about his trip to Hamburg, first time being in a film and Valérie tests his knowledge of German movie titles

You won't believe how long these German words are 20.10.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 18 In this episode we talk about some of the longest words in the German language, why the are so long and what the meanings of them are

Who wants to be a Müllionaire? 06.10.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 17 In this episode we talk about the differences between British and German TV Game shows, who copied which formats, what unique shows there are from each country and ultimately... who does it better?

First time at Oktoberfest 29.09.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 16 O'zapft is! We talk about Oktoberfest, our weekend at the Fränkisches Volksfest and Liam breaks down his Bier Maß workout with kettlebells...

Driving in Germany Vs UK 22.09.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 15 In this episode we talk about driving in Germany vs UK. From going over 200kmh in our driving lessons on the Autobahn to crawling on British motorways, we talk about the differences and Liam gets tested on his road knowledge...

A Brit and a German go to Harry Potter Studios 15.09.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 14 We talk about our trip to London and Harry Potter Studios, and Valérie tests Liam's wizarding knowledge... in German.

7 years of marriage in Germany 08.09.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 13 We talk about our wedding in the UK, how traditional and non traditional it was and we play Mr and Mrs (British and German) edition.

This festival we went to in Germany was on FIRE 02.09.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 12 We talk about our experience at a festival in Germany, witnessing the burning ferris wheel in person an we play a Denglish card game...

250,000 EURO fine for grilling in Germany?! 18.08.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 11 We talk about what people like to do in the summer in Germany, drama with loud neighbours and Valérie owns up to being a bit too German recently...

Our Top 10 German videos reaction 11.08.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 10 We take a look back at some of our videos from this year talking about how they were made, who came up with the idea and can Valérie guess what's coming next in the "In Germany we don't say Quiz?"

My Pfandtastic trip to the UK 08.08.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 9 Liam talks about his recent trip to England, finally Pfand in the UK, shocking Mülltrennung system and Valérie tests how British he still is...

German and Austrian town names are WILD 29.07.2024

In Germany we don't say the Podcast - Episode 8 We talk about our recent hiking trip in Austria, would you rather game and shocking German and Austrian town names

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